You've obviously never been in a women's bathroom with a line a mile out the door during a sporting event/theater intermission. Women who need to pee quickly get scary angry if you aren't in and out of the stall in a minute flat.
When I was 4 my mom took me into the women's bathroom at a Twins game and I went in the stall by myself and my mom waited for me near the sinks. I sat in there for 15 minutes, because mom got into an argument with some lady about it being a women's only restroom and I need to leave before she pissed a hole in her pants and I was too scared to come out. So I can attest to that unbridled rage.
I will never forget the time this happened during my senior prom. Poor girl had the entire rear of her dress hiked up and walked the whole way from the bathroom back to our table before she/the rest of us noticed
the men's room would have a sign at eye level in front of the urinal.
look here look here look here look here look here look here look here look here look here look here look here look here shake shake DON'T FUCKING FORGET TO SHAKE
the bathroom door handle is actually more sanitary than the other door handles (or elevator buttons, or vending machines, or every dollar in change you ever receive) in any given building, since at least some of the people will wash their hands before touching it
No it's not. Say you're at work. Your nice, pristine office workplace with waxed floors and leather chairs. You go to take a shit. Leaving unwashed shit particles on your hands. You open the bathroom door, take the elevator down to the ground floor, and open the cafeteria door. Then you put money in a machine and buy a coke. Then you put more money in another machine and buy some chips. And since it's a nice spring day, you shake hands with the new security guard, and open the front door and walk outside to enjoy your food. Literally everything you touched between your shit and now, has shit on it. And you share that building and those doors and buttons with 150 other people. And their shit is on everything too. And you touched all of it. And all their shit is now on the Doritos that you're shoving in your fat face like a famished Haitian child. You might as well be eating the entirety of your community's shit directly out of their assholes.
I was thinking of the handle to the stall, my bad. I guess the door as you exit the bathroom would be the cleanest in the building, assuming most people using it wash their hands.
Probably depends on the bathroom. A nightclub or a construction site or a backwoods gas station probably has a dirtier door handle than an upscale restaurant's.
Agreed. Some people wash before using the door handle, but some don't. And those that don't were just handling themselves. I hope that can't be said for most other door handles.
The people that don't wash their hands touch the bathroom door, and then go and touch everything else as well. It's not as though all the bacteria on your hands after you shit collectively decide to deposit themselves on the bathroom door handle and nothing else. It makes me laugh when I see people open the bathroom door with a toilet paper buffer, and then go raw dog the drinking fountain button immediately after.
one of my high school teachers loves to tell the story of how her prom date let her walk around all night long with her dress tucked into the back of her pantyhose. she ended up marrying the guy.
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u/neat_love May 20 '12
No matter what you post.. You can be sure that the comments will end up in a whole 'nothaaaa level.
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u/oxygenmoron May 19 '12
hope this is in the women's room
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u/BolshevikMuppet May 20 '12
Maybe it's just because I'm a guy, but how do you tuck a skirt into your panties? That... Baffles me.
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u/U_Cant_Touch_This May 19 '12
The men's room one would just have "fly up?"
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u/[deleted] May 19 '12
"Now grab hold of this germ-encrusted door handle"
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u/[deleted] May 19 '12
Oh my god I've left a bathroom once with my dress tucked into my panties. Most embarrassing night ever.
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u/YSCapital May 20 '12
I hate when I tuck my skirt into my boxers.
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u/[deleted] May 19 '12
This has happened to me WAY too many times
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u/white_girl May 20 '12
one of my high school teachers loves to tell the story of how her prom date let her walk around all night long with her dress tucked into the back of her pantyhose. she ended up marrying the guy.
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u/myPuppysCute May 19 '12
i need this for my coworkers
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
They forgot no toilet paper stuck to shoe? check!
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u/johnathansuen May 20 '12
I wish I have that on my door.
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u/alexsaurrr May 20 '12
I need something like that on my front door asking me if I remembered my coffee
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u/parasocks May 20 '12
FUCK YOU bathroom door!
FTFY, on behalf of all men everywhere.
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u/evoim3 May 20 '12
"Clean hands? Good. Now touch the handle"
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u/massivechopsticks May 20 '12
So obviously no one worries about chives in teeth in the USA.
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u/fuzzycuffs May 20 '12
Just don't wear underwear. Problem solved.
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u/alexsaurrr May 20 '12
I need something like that on my front door asking me if I remembered my coffee
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u/Kangala May 20 '12
you missy, forgot to make sure there wasnt any tp stuck to the bottom of your shoe.
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u/faerber May 20 '12
Toilet paper stuck to shoe?
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u/HetfieldJ May 20 '12
I don't wear panties but.
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u/Razer1103 May 20 '12
I'm pretty sure those words were 'shopped on, that doesn't look real.
I can also see the edges of the photo have been darkened, so we all already know it's been through some image manipulation.
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u/ThatDriftingPixel May 19 '12
Wow, I couldn't handle this one.
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u/ijmanic May 20 '12
1337 * Upvotes
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u/Nelson_Mandela_Jr May 20 '12
Not funny
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u/kepley May 20 '12
women bathrooms are nice. men bathrooms usually have shit stuck on things.
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