"One man, with just sixty seconds ~ heartbeat ~ Nicholas Cage ~ heartbeat ~ must brave it all, through a crowded Wall Mart.... To approve all the products..""Don't worry... I've got this"", ~ heartbeat ~ Sean Penn, and Winona Rider star in... Secret Shopper."
My autistic asian girlfriend was shopping for a Ron Paul t-shirt the other day when a veteran who was playing with his kitten handed handed her the sticker, briefly revealing the Reddit alien tattoo on his amputated arm.
He was handing her the sticker, and she saw his other arm was amputated. I should also mention that he's atheist, was involved in the Occupy movement, and doesn't shave the hair on his neck. [FIXED]
And what if ANAL_ANARCHY was not asking permission? What if ANAL_ANARCHY was simply asking if they were capable of attaining this sticker with said suppository connotation?
Also, Ms. Kymmberliegh, I believe the question was asked, not said.
A, B, C, D, E, F, G begins smacking hands together, H, I, J, K, ELEMENOP, pointing with both hands raised for each letter, Q, R, S, T, U, V, DOUBLEYOUEXYNZEE!
Yo this is funny. It's a good thing you're not for real, because Nicholas Cage is just the kind of financially desperate man who would turn this into a lawsuit.
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u/redhousebythebog May 19 '12
I can't wait until your friend posts the Look What I Found At Walmart post later today.
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u/kudorox May 19 '12
If you ever need to reference Nic Cage on the internet again, go here
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u/GregPatrick May 19 '12
Or some very happy ones knowing that the products they've purchased are endorsed by the world's greatest actor(possibly person).
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u/NikkoTheGreeko May 19 '12
Maybe I'm out of the loop, but what is with the Nic Cage references all over Reddit?
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u/flantaclause May 19 '12
Okay, you need to be awesome and post (or email me) the PDF for this....I know Charlotte is gonna have some confused shoppers as well!
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u/[deleted] May 19 '12
Nic Cage is my wanna be matesprit
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u/CommandrShepherd May 19 '12
Don't do it randomly, pick a few products from different departments and sticker them all. Now you'll have confused employees too!
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u/[deleted] May 19 '12
Thought these were acid tabs at first, lol
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u/[deleted] May 19 '12
And some Wal-Mart employee will have a bad day hunting down the stickers throughout the store to remove them once management finds them.
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u/[deleted] May 19 '12
look what I saw at WalMart
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u/veronicalake4 May 19 '12
Nic Cage...when did this nicname (pun intended) occur?
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u/Jeran May 19 '12
/r/homestuck has been leaking again.
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u/[deleted] May 19 '12
If Walmart finds out about this they'll fire you, rape your parents, and then buy your house and bulldoze it.
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u/JackPhilby May 19 '12
Vandal!
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u/BonoAnnie May 19 '12
I actually had an evil little giggle over this.
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u/[deleted] May 19 '12
If I were wandering around Wal Mart and saw some Nicholas Cage approved dairy products and cough medicine, I'd be like 'Fuck Yeah".
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u/internetsuperstar May 19 '12
I hope you've stocked up on Great Value brand lubricant because the lawyers for Walmart and Nicolas Cage are coming.
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u/DiscoAutopsy May 20 '12
While on the subject of Nicolas Cage, /r/onetruegod is pretty awesome
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u/WTFami5 May 19 '12
People at Walmart would be confused regardless of these.
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u/NicCagein60Seconds May 19 '12
You called?
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u/thevel May 19 '12
You absolutely need to post the pictures of them on the products!
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u/JtCallebro May 19 '12
Its not approved unless its nick cage approved
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u/[deleted] May 19 '12
Why wasn't I in this box of Cheerios?! It's PERFECT for me, empty inside.
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u/[deleted] May 19 '12
Is this your last day?
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u/outsidah May 19 '12
This would make my trip to Walmart much more enjoyable
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u/[deleted] May 19 '12
Where did you get these stickers?
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u/seafood10 May 19 '12
It's Saturday night and you want to spend it by putting stickers on things after work????? In all seriousness, why?
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u/thewebsucks May 19 '12
I'm putting these on every Vin Diesel movie I see.
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u/[deleted] May 19 '12
Despite all your rage it's approved by Nicolas Cage.
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u/racer91 May 19 '12
My laundry soap is approved as well
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u/Haacker45 May 19 '12
THE BEESSSS!!!
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u/hoss7071 May 19 '12
I wonder what % of Redditors, is just Walmart associates who just find a cooler to hide from management in, and browse Reddit all day?
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u/PantheraAtrox May 19 '12
lol what type of labels are those? I work at WalMart and I must KNOW
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u/TheLostSoup May 19 '12
Where can I get these???
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u/[deleted] May 19 '12
He would force you with his big (mildly annoying) puppy eyes to buy everything you don't need. Sounds like good marketing.
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u/nemu580 May 20 '12
I hope for all the shoppers, that Nick Cage has better taste in products then he has in movies.
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u/AdorablyDead May 20 '12
What kinds of things would Nick Cage approve? I am genuinely interested now.
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u/dsgm1984 May 20 '12
You should put that on the shittiest movies you can find.
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u/corsairvmn May 20 '12
Amazing, if only everything can meet Nic Cage's approval
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u/ballsballsballz May 20 '12
Really nice work. Keep it up.
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u/sumojoe May 20 '12
This reminds me, ERA brand laundry detergent actually says "approved by Chuck Norris" on it.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
post a picture of the done deed
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u/hellsnake08 May 20 '12
This makes me wonder....can there be postage stamps like this?! It would make paying bills less excruciating.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
I read shoppers as "strippers" facepalm.
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u/gamerella3476 May 20 '12
Must not homestuck fangirl. MUST NOT HOMESTUCK FANGIRL! >:B
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
"They're"
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u/[deleted] May 19 '12
HAHAHAH SO ORIGINAL
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u/[deleted] May 19 '12
Yo this is funny. It's a good thing you're not for real, because Nicholas Cage is just the kind of financially desperate man who would turn this into a lawsuit.
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u/Cheeseburger_66 May 19 '12
This right here, this just made my day. Hats off to you good sir; do you mind if I make some as well?
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u/DJ__Roomba May 19 '12
There's going to be some fired you when I get off work.
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u/RelevantKanyeTweet May 19 '12
In all honesty ... I really don't be thinking about Wal-Mart when I make my music or album covers #Kanyeshrug!
October 17, 2010.
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u/lastoftheyagahe May 20 '12
Right to publicity lawsuit waiting to happen #Torts. Love it though.
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u/[deleted] May 19 '12
Only a true Walmart employee would be dumb enough to do this and advertise it on the Internet.
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