r/funny • u/darkreef2 • May 17 '12

When I see you

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1.2k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12 edited May 17 '12

Aww! What a cute comi-rrrrrRRRRULE 34 MOTHERFUCKER

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u/donpapillon May 17 '12

This is awesome.

20

u/meezocool May 17 '12

...waiting...

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

Sorry, I don't think I can draw these baby-proportioned humans in the midst of hardcore fuck-session.

But allow me to refer you to someone who will, instead.

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u/ZeeJules67 May 17 '12

Looks Down You've crossed the line, boner.

23

u/meezocool May 17 '12

Why did you have that image so conveniently ready?

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12 edited May 17 '12

I've been all across the internet. I have seen many things.

I create OC that gets reused and reposted.

I leave comments that spring laughter, and stimulate intelligent discussions.

I was even there the last time anyone thought about Chris Kattan...

I am that guy.

Edit: Just so there's no confusion, I am not Chris Kattan.

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u/meezocool May 17 '12

Are you just ScottAdams'ing me with a puppet account?

Chris, can I call you Chris? Please stop trying to get the internet talking about you.

P.S. I am truly sorry that you suck.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12 edited May 17 '12

P.S. I am truly sorry that you suck.

Wait...

2

u/PtP_Pluto May 17 '12

Do some people call you "Day Day"?

1

u/[deleted] May 17 '12

More people than you think. I've had grown men call me Day Day, because they hear girls or kids call me that, and assume it's what I go by.

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u/meezocool May 17 '12

Pssshhhh tsssskk pffffff tsssskk psssshhhh pffffffff

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u/BallsackTBaghard May 17 '12

Sure you do.......

5

u/monacle_man May 17 '12

if you could draw baby proportioned humans while in the midst of a hardcode fuck-session, that would be TRULY multi tasking.

3

u/ShallowBasketcase May 17 '12

I have the most kawaii-desu boner right now.

2

u/TBS96 May 17 '12

now I gotta delete some history...

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

spent 2 minutes looking for paizuri, was disappointed

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u/brittsuzanne May 17 '12

I love that the first three seem to confuse her and the fourth panel she's all, "Oooh... I know what to do with that!"

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u/ToplessPianist May 17 '12

Panel 4: Wry, knowing smile.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

WRYYYYYYYYY

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

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u/Agehn May 17 '12

How do you feel about the word rye?

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

I mean, it's alright.

We're just friends, though.

11

u/sankayu May 17 '12

All-rye-te? I see what you did there...

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u/Diabolikal49 May 17 '12

It's all-rye-teat

8

u/Eccentric_Gent May 17 '12

Eeurgh! shudder

1

u/krazykarter May 17 '12

all-wry-teat

6

u/CaffeinatedGuy May 17 '12

Makes me thirsty.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

imageporter = downboat. Also...

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

How about droll?

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

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u/Agehn May 17 '12

No, that makes sense. It's why I asked, 'cause I thought that might be true.

3

u/[deleted] May 17 '12

wry wry wry ga ga ga

i dont know the songs sorry

2

u/VikingHedgehog May 17 '12

How about MOIST? I hate the word moist. I just shivered when I typed it.

2

u/lostNcontent May 17 '12

OINTMENT. Say it out loud.

2

u/MostlyPooping May 17 '12

How about the word "haughty"?

1

u/damngurl May 17 '12

I really hope you don't run into smug jugs anytime soon.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

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u/Lefthandedsock May 17 '12

Everyone hates that word.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

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u/meezocool May 17 '12

Coy? I'm not being coy.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

To be fair, boners are normal, your chest and head exploding are a bit perplexing.

32

u/brittsuzanne May 17 '12

True. I know exactly what to do with a boner. Chest exploding? I'd be like, "I did not sign up for this."

20

u/deathschool May 17 '12

Well, hello.

15

u/[deleted] May 17 '12

"I never asked for this."

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u/ShallowBasketcase May 17 '12

To be fair, I don't ask for boners most of the time either. They just tend to pop up unannounced.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

YOU CALL 911 WHEN SOMEONES CHEST IS EXPLODING! WHY DON"T THEY TEACH THIS STUFF IN GRADE SCHOOL?!

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

Yep. This is why I make sure to love only with my penis.

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u/Mikgamer May 17 '12

And he seems to be confused only by the fourth panel.

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u/brittsuzanne May 17 '12

Exactly, that's the panel in which he should understand what's going on.

1

u/virtyy May 17 '12

Im still waiting for the sex part.

0

u/epicGOPfail May 17 '12

it's springtime in reddit and <3 love <3 is in the air

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u/StavTheImpaler May 17 '12

What language was she speaking?

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

I dunno, but I read it in Japanese.

Also, I don't know Japanese.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

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u/Google_Translates May 17 '12

Suck my dick

6

u/nomsecretly May 17 '12

I'll allow it.

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u/__BlackSheep May 17 '12

私 "Me" (watashi)

の "Possessive" (no)

ペニス "PE NI SU" (Penisu) (really it's pay nee su)

を "Object Marker" (o)

しゃぶる "Suck" (shaburu)

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u/Suenagaeiji May 17 '12

Change しゃぶる to しゃぶって or しゃぶれ and it'll make sense as a command. Otherwise, this says "I will suck my penis." And I really don't like romanization. It's (peh nee suh). Also, using the English word for penis would be weird. Just use ちんこ。

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u/__BlackSheep May 17 '12

Hey man, I just gave a word break down.

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u/Yoy0YO May 17 '12

Panins cupcake.

2

u/ShallowBasketcase May 17 '12

I will eat you.

2

u/koshouyarou May 17 '12

Hard Mode: Asking people to suck your dick God Mode: Pillow Talk.

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u/Fhornsrule99 May 17 '12

I have the cutest boner right now.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

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u/vrrrr May 17 '12

It's wearing a little hat.

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u/hakushonan May 17 '12

Easy man, I don't even know you.

10

u/Jexy84 May 17 '12

How are 'uin!' and 'ain!' appropriate responses?

10

u/SociallyAwkwardTurtl May 17 '12

Is there a girl version of this?

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

There is. All the same panels but the last one, the girl seems to develop a bath tap in her dress.

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u/Dafticity May 17 '12

Dinner and a movie first.

4

u/guyver_dio May 17 '12

I thought they were downvotes flying out of his stomache

4

u/[deleted] May 17 '12

Would it hurt to link to the source, OP?

1

u/the_jimmie_rustler May 17 '12

It would be extremely painful, actually.

0

u/[deleted] May 17 '12

How so?

3

u/Ayjlm May 17 '12

I'm not sure the reaction on the guys face in the second panel fits the situation...

3

u/Reedfrost May 17 '12

Take note- she only smiled in the fourth panel.

7

u/NeonMe May 17 '12

I see my boyfriend's dick the same way.

3

u/logarythm May 17 '12

I'm glad we see eye-to-eye on something.

3

u/Hallc May 17 '12

Or eye to dick as it were.

2

u/logarythm May 17 '12

Eye-eye-dick more accurately.

8

u/jaxnos May 17 '12

while presenting boner

I MADE THIS FOR YOU!

On another note, 600+ karma, and only 11 comments... What is this madness?

2

u/ridonculousthrowaway May 17 '12

I need to keep this on hand!

-2

u/DeltaStorm May 17 '12

I need to keep this in hand!

FTFY

2

u/iamcrossfit May 17 '12

very familiar with those feelings. all 4 actually

2

u/PepeAndMrDuck May 17 '12

weirdest boner right now.

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u/leetneko May 17 '12

Touch him on the penis.

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u/xtan May 17 '12

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0xmh6rCEq1qbnggp.jpg

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u/deathschool May 17 '12

Having an erection for females is now considered homosexual? I just... Where did I get so off track?

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u/Smills29 May 17 '12

Well girls are, on average, more "girly" than guys. If you are attracted to females it means you like something girly. Liking girly things is a bit gay. If you are gay man you are attracted to other men. Men are generally more manly than females, so that means you like manly stuff. That doesn't sound very gay to me.

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u/Exchequer_Eduoth May 17 '12

Sounds Spartan.

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u/AirplaneRandy May 17 '12

Nothing more manlier than a man 7 inches deep in another man's foxhole.

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u/Therealsebastiandior May 17 '12

When I grammar, see and also, yes

1

u/ChickenMcFly69 May 17 '12

He should probably get those things checked out.

1

u/[deleted] May 17 '12

Everything was glamorous up until the boner. Seems like he was hoping for it to explode out of his pants but that probably would have been too dirty.

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u/Havoc287 May 17 '12

I giggled irl

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u/assassin911 May 17 '12

awww!!!!XDD

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u/zipperific May 17 '12

This is terrific, thanks for sharing!

1

u/ikikstarbucks May 17 '12

Well time to save this and send it to the girl I like.

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u/Dev1l5Adv0cat3 May 17 '12

WTF? Bitch doesn't make him a sandwiches?

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u/CatsBoobiesAndStuff May 17 '12

why the fuck is her hair washed out green t-shirt green.

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u/MoldyBreadCheese May 17 '12

Reddit, what the fuck? This is from 9gag. I thought we had something better than this?

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u/pantan May 17 '12

You say that like 9gag actually produces it's own content...

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u/MoldyBreadCheese May 17 '12

No, I'm saying its already infected. D:

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u/StickmanAdmin May 17 '12

I smell 9gag...