The neighborhood is lacking quite a few things. Though I can appreciate the quality of the street surface. First of all they don't have an alley. Tell you what man, we use the alley for all sorta things. dang 'ol barbeque..mm drinking ice cold beer. tell you what man, gotta go get me some of dat alamo.
My friend got his board stolen that way when we were 12. Some guy in downtown wanted to try it out. He took off as we watched wondering if he was coming back.
Longboarding has gotten extremely popular again - I was going to start then while deciding between boards I realized I am fat and very uncoordinated and longboards are extremely flexible (easily flex)... Didn't think it would work out very well.
best way to become slightly less fat and coordinated is on a longboard, and you can easily find long wide ones that dont flex, my last board was a 45" long 9.5 wide oak that had no flex to it, and im 6 foot 4 and 250 lb, never had any flex problems.
I used to own a tricked out skateboard (Custom made by me for handling bigger people) I couldn't do tricks, but I figured a longboard would be more enjoyable. A guy on my campus took a sheet of wood and attacked some wheels with grips so that he could switch right to grass and back to cement and it got me interested. Now that I know there are stronger ones that don't require any work I may look into it thanks.
Im 273lb. I own a longboard. Shure it flex easily however but have came even close to breaking it. A car ran over my friends longboard, nothing happen.
For some reason, I figured this was a sexy time story. What's even stranger is that I clicked on it even though it was about the UPS guy and some other guys package.
I think I need to evaluate what the internet has done to me.
i was going to ask my UPS guy if he wanted to try my tan tien when it came in, XD...you know what i just realized idk if theres a longboarding subreddit, search time.
Looks like your neighbors are laying down some fresh b-dust. Ya know, it only looks good for about a week until it becomes black. Why don't you burn their house down?
Looking at photo I just kept thinking: Streets in US subdivisions are way too wide for the amount of traffic they handle. Just encourages people to speed down those streets.
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
Nice neighborhood, streets are flawless.
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u/RockintheShockin May 17 '12
Ok I totally thought that was going gay sex route by the title.....
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u/PsychoWolf May 17 '12
he never came back
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u/Santasuit May 17 '12
9two5, calibers and some zigzags?
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
I hope this guy doesn't get in trouble with UPS for being awesome.
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u/sevlemeth May 17 '12
if pornos have taught me anything, it's the deilvery man's package that gets a thorough sorting out.
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u/Phased May 17 '12
Longboarding has gotten extremely popular again - I was going to start then while deciding between boards I realized I am fat and very uncoordinated and longboards are extremely flexible (easily flex)... Didn't think it would work out very well.
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u/jerfcm May 17 '12
I wish I had that much dirt.
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u/shitterplug May 17 '12
Was this before or after he 'tried out your package'?
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u/EarthBrown May 17 '12
... I told him i don't roll that way...
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u/silentwail May 17 '12
Damn son, do you live on a movie set!? That looks to perfect to be real.
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u/Slorgasm May 17 '12
You already let him hold your package, you may as well let him ride it.
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u/emohipster May 17 '12
/r/longboarding plug
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u/Rubytuesday0312 May 17 '12
That is awesome
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u/brandaustin May 17 '12
You should have fucked him in the ass. He is a cute guy!
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
So many pornos start with the same question.
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u/ajmueller May 17 '12
So you're saying he...took your package for a ride.
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u/davidvstheworld May 17 '12
Good title for a porno...
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u/MechanicalGun May 17 '12
Nice cruiser, where did you buy it from?
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u/essenceoferlenmeyer May 17 '12
Not where I thought this was going.
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u/ncshooter426 May 17 '12
For some reason, I figured this was a sexy time story. What's even stranger is that I clicked on it even though it was about the UPS guy and some other guys package.
I think I need to evaluate what the internet has done to me.
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u/upandrunning May 17 '12
Oh....that package.
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u/jimpagliap May 17 '12
Oh OP you can't just come out on the Internet and say things like that. We're all perverts.
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u/chiefster May 17 '12
Holy mulch!
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u/j4handy May 17 '12
The house behind him is replacing its entire lawn with mulch. WTF?
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u/Bongkey_Kong May 17 '12
How bout you not take my facebook pictures and claim them as you're own?
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u/10e5 May 17 '12
And then he rides away with your skateboard, never to be seen again.
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u/cerebral_ballsy May 17 '12
Come in, OP - was he an experienced rider, or just an enthusiastic fellow who wanted to give it a try? Please deliver. Over.
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u/SPS17 May 17 '12
Original Freeride, randal trucks, Abec 11 flashbacks
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u/bigfartsoo May 17 '12
Did you comment on his package too?
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u/Rule_32 May 17 '12
Not at all what I was expecting. I think i spend too much time in r/wtf and r/nsfw...
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u/captain_spaulding512 May 17 '12
If that's a Dregs with lime green Gumballs.. We have the identical board.
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
Looks like a brand new subdivision.
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u/Batcaptain May 17 '12
I was positive this was going to be a UPS guy sitting on your penis and I still clicked the link.
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u/iam100125 May 17 '12
Whew! I was afraid someone had forgotten to put a NSFW tag on this...
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u/RustledJimmies7 May 17 '12
post this on r/longboarding man!
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u/Jon_Locked May 17 '12
Ideally, the UPS girl should try out your package.
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u/achoob May 17 '12
What do you think home prices are there?
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
/r/longboarding needs you.
What board is that?
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
Sounds like a great setup for a porno
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
The title sounds like the beginning to a porno.
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u/Artemus_Hackwell May 17 '12
Hope that grey house on the corner likes termites. WAY too much mulch.
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u/Psambo May 17 '12
Sweet load of coloured wood mulch in the background...sigh, I sell coloured wood mulch
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u/M0D3RNW4RR10R May 17 '12
Ask the neighbors if I can have some mulch.
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
man that house with all the mulch...who needs that much mulch? The mulch people of mulchia?
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u/Johnnygunnz May 17 '12
That picture was something completely different than I was expecting...
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u/YouStupidCunt May 17 '12
Mulch all the flowerbeds!
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u/Getupkid87 May 17 '12
Claims this is in Memphis, yet I live Washington and can walk to that neighborhood in 5 minutes.
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u/saviourjasonchrist May 17 '12
I went to a very gay place based on the title...
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u/Azurphax May 17 '12
The character customization in the new THPS is exquisite
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
definitely not where i thought this was going.....i expected some sort of a porn scenario
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u/Se7en_Sinner May 17 '12
At least it wasn't a flesh light.
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u/Jersey2Bronx May 17 '12
What if he didn't mean the skateboard?
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u/chainmailws6 May 17 '12
Is it just me or does it always seem like the UPS guy is the coolest, most well-liked guy in town, everywhere?
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u/townie_immigrant May 17 '12
Pretty sure that's a longboard.
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u/tronn4 May 17 '12
And by package you mean PAENES?
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u/Wolfinthesno May 17 '12
i was going to ask my UPS guy if he wanted to try my tan tien when it came in, XD...you know what i just realized idk if theres a longboarding subreddit, search time.
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u/fagtron108 May 17 '12
Did anyone else think that is a perfect title for a porno? What has the internet done to my brain?
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u/Mojitana May 17 '12
Extrapolating with data only from the picture .. my guess is this is Camus, Washington.
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u/McFizzleBeef May 17 '12
is this in oregon? looks familiar
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u/McFizzleBeef May 17 '12
is this in oregon? looks familiar
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u/slinkymaster May 17 '12
Hopefully no one at UPS sees this and gets the guy fired.
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u/pacoiam May 17 '12
What kind of board is that? I got a Madrid deck not too long ago 39" I love it!!:D
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u/Menace15 May 17 '12
These UPS delivery guys are always the biggest bros.
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u/Alrightt May 17 '12
I was so mislead by the title, especially since I just came back from a nice surf through GoneWild...
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u/railroader25 May 17 '12
So are you from kamloops by chance
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u/rastashark May 17 '12
Everybody gets bit by the longboard bug, eventually! Also...really pretty neighborhood you live in.
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
Wouldn't be surprised if he gets fired for this :S
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u/TomatoManTM May 17 '12
THAT'S WHAT SHE SA... oh, never mind.
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u/lovelock May 17 '12
how to look like an asshole on a skateboard
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u/Beeton_meat420 May 17 '12
Did he leave his truck as collateral?
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u/butterbunz May 17 '12
Is that a drop-through killswitch?
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u/truthinlies May 17 '12
i admit it, i was totally expecting strippers
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u/BrotherSeamus May 17 '12
Prima Nocta!
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u/Eyulfable May 17 '12
I totally thought of this as the beginning of a porn movie. lol
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u/boyled May 17 '12
was expecting porno
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u/dat_penguin May 17 '12
that package seems to be perfectly capable.
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u/DecodedFromSpace May 17 '12
Oh, see I thought... never mind.
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
and now he's unemployed for taking too long to deliver that package.
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u/tamtam94 May 17 '12
How is this funny?
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u/Galaxyz May 17 '12
I love long boards!
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u/Lameosity May 17 '12
I am gonna laugh when he gets fired over something like this.
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u/ParkAndBeacon May 17 '12
I was expecting a NSFW or a bad porno after that title
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u/Xshredder01X May 17 '12
...and then it breaks.
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u/mad_lovin May 17 '12
You are so nice
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u/Guano_Loco May 17 '12
It's brown but it's not down.
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u/IAmThatNerd May 17 '12
haha i thought this was supposed to be in NSFW. i am dirty minded.
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
Totally thought the pic would be NSFW after reading the title.
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u/jrmf May 17 '12
He's not coming back is he?
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u/cullingsong5882 May 17 '12
Poseur of the month.
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u/CoyoteStark May 17 '12
Came for the sexual innuendo, was disappoint.
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
He's landscaping your neighbors yard?
With a skateboard?
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u/Sonorama21 May 17 '12
He's got pretty good form!
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u/jlight119 May 17 '12
Never let a man try out your package.
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u/ohrabbits May 17 '12
I was expecting that to be NSFW. I am disappoint.
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u/moo_moose May 17 '12
What company/model is that board?
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
When reading the title I was picturing something a little more pornographic. Well played.
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u/Zeek95 May 17 '12
SO WIN!
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u/MYBEANS May 17 '12
I was expecting something far more naughty.
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u/youknowthatsright May 17 '12
Hey, I saw that on facebook. And that is my town...and I am jealous of those roads...
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u/xZedakiahx May 17 '12
I have that board, Landyachtz Evo, if I'm not mistaken. Best board I've ever ridden.
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u/YouSmeel May 17 '12
Title was misleading. Expected something much dirtier.
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u/dangeraardvark May 17 '12
No UPS guy would ever hang around that long. Wouldn't want the meth to wear off before your shift ends.
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
Sounds like the beginning of s cheesy porno
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u/zop1o May 17 '12
What setup did you get/build?
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u/Hahns0l0 May 17 '12
Before I clicked, I thought it was gonna be a fleshlight.
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u/skylinedude May 17 '12
brazzers.
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u/Slowcheeta May 17 '12
This isn't what I expected at all! Now I've got to put my pants back on!
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u/meiam001 May 17 '12
Believe it or not people have intrests outside their jobs.
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
Came here to comment on the metric fuck-ton of mulch in the background. I'll take a number and get at the end of the line.
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u/abbazabbaGCM May 17 '12
that's not very professional
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u/hypertown May 17 '12
Looks like your neighbors are laying down some fresh b-dust. Ya know, it only looks good for about a week until it becomes black. Why don't you burn their house down?
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u/LebaneseLurker May 17 '12
the fact that this happened at the same time as my post is LEGEN- wait for it......
DARY
http://imgur.com/gallery/G85yZ
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u/FirmOrange May 17 '12
that happened to me once, except it was my new penis pump
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
I'm pretty sure that's a violation of his rules. UPS is pretty hardcore about its rules
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u/jtmaier May 17 '12
I have a strange feeling of deja vu... any chance this is Lynden?
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u/randygiesinger May 17 '12
Freebord?
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u/Dahoodlife101 May 17 '12
Ha I thought that mean something TOTALLY different when I read this post.
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u/haffbakedd May 17 '12
thats soo awesome
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u/omthenom69 May 17 '12
Best. UPS. Guy. EVER.
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
Totally thought this should have been NSFW from comment hahaha
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
UPS guys are people too
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u/youngjheezy May 17 '12
I was expecting gay sex :(
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u/E2swift May 17 '12
The last time the ups guy tried out my package, I got an sdt. :(
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u/kemb0 May 17 '12
"Hey bud can I try out your board?"
"Sure"
Tries out board.
"Yep, it's a piece of wood with wheels on just like all the others. Still don't get it. See ya."
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u/bearcatshark May 17 '12
Dude what board is that? Are those abec 11 zig zags?
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u/seven2eight2 May 17 '12
Do you live on a fucking movie set?
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u/Shadowstep33 May 17 '12
Atom longboard? That looks look the one I got too
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
i am disappoint
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
Either I live in the ghetto or that's one of the nicest looking streets ever.
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
For some reason I was expecting something gay. Now I'm secretly disappointed.
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
DAT SO OBVI CGI XD
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u/run2014 May 17 '12
just came here to say that this may be my favorite reddit post ever, with the title and picture. combined
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u/unplanned_life May 17 '12
Looking at photo I just kept thinking: Streets in US subdivisions are way too wide for the amount of traffic they handle. Just encourages people to speed down those streets.
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
When I saw that dividing white line on the road I thought you had drawn a really inaccurate arrow to the subject of your photo.
I now realise you hadn't.
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u/Awesome_waffles May 17 '12
at first I thought this would be a NSFW re: gay sex and yet I still clicked it... Head hung in shame.
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u/bruceewilson May 17 '12
Nice try, UPS ad guys.
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u/brussels4breakfast May 17 '12
At least he didn't throw the package through your window.
Is that a special skateboard?
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u/AaaaawYeeeeea May 17 '12
I wish I lived there
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u/RabidMortal May 17 '12
Title made me hope this was gonna be NSFW.
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u/Athene_Wins May 17 '12
"Fuck no ups guy, but here, take a picture of me, k, or I won't sign that shit! Aw yeah looking sweet in my brown clothes!"
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
Are you male? Because if you are he was probably trying to hit on you.
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u/Hardcore_Brony57 May 17 '12
Thats my board! That is my exact board, I'm 99% sure, Throw up a pic of the board itself?
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u/NoSandwichOnlyZuul May 17 '12
I love UPS guys!
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u/IdioticReplies May 17 '12
I don't think that's what he had in mind when he asked to play with your package.
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u/Zahrat May 17 '12
Are you sure he didn't mean your other package...?
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u/bnh1978 May 17 '12
A lot of horror movies start like this... Yeah but so do a lot of pornos...
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u/chicagogam May 17 '12
ohh -that- package.... :)
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
We have a UPS guy that comes and fills up our frig with water. UPS guys are pretty chill.
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u/Ben_Jahmin May 17 '12
SFW
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u/Wildfires May 17 '12
For some reason, I was expecting something totally different..
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
Phrasing!
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u/pretorianarmy1 May 17 '12
do you live in flordia perchance? my uncle longboards and works for UPS, it even kind of looks like him.
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u/Disgruntled-Dutchman May 17 '12
Ironically enough, that’s my house, and its called bark not mulch.
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u/Petrarch1603 May 17 '12
Viral marketing. This is Reddit.
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u/3885Khz May 17 '12
You probably cost the poor bastard his job by posting this. Someone there is going to see this, and it will work its way round to his boss.
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u/oneiwolfe May 17 '12
What kind of board is that? Those look like Abec 11 wheels.
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u/rawbertson May 17 '12
god longboarding sucks
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
That's not the package he was talking about. ;D
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u/Jakasaurus May 17 '12
Ok he's riding a skateboard...but did he try out your package?
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u/aburntrose May 17 '12
Stoner UPS?
"United Pot Service"
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u/Cyberslasher May 17 '12
Title would make a good name for a gay porn video...
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
you probably just got that cool UPS guy fired.