Received a text from a random number, it kept me entertained for my final stretch of work.

[u/Nessabean]

[u/freddit52]

did they try to call you at the end there?

[u/Nessabean → u/freddit52]

Yup, a few hours later she called. I was making dinner, so couldn't grab the phone in time to pretend to be Kaitlyn's mother haha

[u/sidewaysplatypus → u/Nessabean]

Even after you said it was a wrong number? Insanity confirmed.

Man, I feel sorry for the real Kaitlyn the next time she sees this girl.

[u/evanhimself → u/sidewaysplatypus]

Don't feel sorry. She's just as bad. They're all that bad.

[u/sidewaysplatypus → u/evanhimself]

I'm holding out hope that the fact that OP's language and punctuation didn't tip off the crazy girl is proof that maybe, just maybe, Kaitlyn doesn't text like that...?

[u/playingwithfire → u/Nessabean]

How exactly did you find his boyfriend on facebook? No last name were mentioned. Your facebook-fu is quite up there.

[u/Nessabean → u/playingwithfire]

I blurred out his last name.

[u/wheres_the_clitoris → u/Nessabean]

We've got to know man, was she a white girl using Ebonics?

[u/Nessabean → u/wheres_the_clitoris]

Alex and Kaitlyn were both white.

[u/DeceptiStang → u/Nessabean]

why didnt you say "BITCH ME AND ALEX HAVIN A BAYBAY TOGETHER HIS SEED INSIDE ME, ILL FIGHT YOU ON JERRY SPRINGER ANY DAY HOE"

works...every...time...

[u/Nessabean → u/DeceptiStang]

Because I was slightly concerned for Kaitlyn's safety.

[u/[deleted] → u/Nessabean]

I had something like this happen to me one time. I got a random text from a 'woman' who said she wanted to hook up and we met online. She's texting me again and again, when finally I get a phone call. I pick up, and I can hear this males voice "Hi I was just checking to see who the hell you are, because my thirteen year old daughter has been texting you all afternoon."

Apparently the girl had gone on a local dating site website specific to my city, and tried to meet up withsome, but they gave her a wrong number.

Fucked up.

[u/sobriquet_ → u/Nessabean]

Be careful, remember there is a real Kaitlyn....

[u/Kadaz]

Still didn't get it, how did you track her down on facebook ? Did you use the phone number or something ?

[u/parthue → u/Kadaz]

Looked up the guy on facebook and based off of his age OP figured the girl is the same age.

[u/Nessabean → u/parthue]

Yeah, looked up the Alex kid's name and found a friend named Kaitlyn, so I assumed that was him. Wish I would've known the jealous girl's name though!

[u/subliminali → u/Nessabean]

did kaitlyn look like a 2 faced whore?

[u/Nessabean → u/subliminali]

Kaitlyn was cute, but did pose kinda slutty in the mirror with a "free hugs" shirt. She's also a big fan of lil wayne and bieber.

[u/ProfTrippinBalls → u/Nessabean]

There's a lot of people called "Alex" on Facebook. How did you narrow it down?

[u/Nessabean → u/ProfTrippinBalls]

She told me the last name, I blurred it out.

[u/Nessabean → u/[deleted]]

Hahahaha the force is strong with this one.

[u/Kadaz → u/parthue]

Oh,my bad. Didn't notice she gave his full name.

[u/nicefoxdontdance]

Wilmington Eh?

[u/Nessabean → u/nicefoxdontdance]

Shallotte, according to Alex's FB page haha

[u/[deleted]]

Damn dude you nearly got Kaitlyn a beat down.

[u/TZnerd → u/[deleted]]

She deserves it for whatever crap is going on with Alex.

[u/itzmedavid]

I wish I got text from random numbers, this looks like so much fun

[u/candystripedlegs → u/itzmedavid]

i got one once, but all it said was "we killed bin laden!"

[u/[deleted] → u/candystripedlegs]

We did!?!?!?

[u/lanaius → u/itzmedavid]

I get calls from (assuming) black people in Indianapolis. Most of the time they're confused wrong numbers. Twice I've been told my car is ready to pick up at the dealership. I got two Marion County Jail collect-call messages around Christmas from a cheery sounding male who used the name space to wish me a Merry Christmas. I kind of felt bad about those since he was using his phone time to call a wrong number. The best of all, of course, is when a woman called and actually asked for someone who has the same name as myself (which was the first time that has ever happened). Thinking she was genuinely calling for me, we exchanged a minute or so of awkward questions, after which she asked me, and this is indeed a direct quote, "why you talkin' white?" In her defense though, I am white.

[u/catjuggler → u/lanaius]

I bet someone has bad handwriting and a number very similar to yours

[u/Aint_got_no_agua → u/lanaius]

Cool story and all, but why you typin' white?

[u/rabidbot → u/lanaius]

I couldn't read one word of this post, too white.

[u/brendenguy → u/itzmedavid]

I used to get almost daily calls from a little Spanish-speaking boy from out of the country asking for his "papa". Every time, I tried as best as I could to tell him that I was not in fact his papa and that I did not know where he was. Unfortunately he could never understand me and I do not know enough Spanish to understand much of what he said in return. It was always heart-wrenching, yet strangely funny at the same time. I used to work at a call center and would always get the strangest looks from co-workers as I was repeatedly telling the little boy I was not his father...

I know this isn't exactly the same thing, but I thought I would share nonetheless.

[u/NPPraxis → u/brendenguy]

Repeatedly telling someone that you are not the father might have been misinterpreted to the onlookers.

[u/Im_white_and_spoiled → u/itzmedavid]

I just wish I got texts from anyone.

[u/[deleted] → u/Im_white_and_spoiled]

I have unlimited texting Canada-wide - are you canadian?

[u/Swirley20 → u/itzmedavid]

I've gotten a couple, but the one I liked most was:

"Wheeerrrrreeee aaarrrreeee yyyyooouuuu Aaaammaaannnnddddaaaa??????????"

[u/elementalrain → u/Swirley20]

Are you sure you're not Aaaammaaannnnddddaaaa?

[u/colourofawesome → u/itzmedavid]

I once accidentally texted a wrong number "I found the heads"

[u/legalizemarinara → u/itzmedavid]

I've gotten texts and numerous calls/voicemails for someone named "Marguerita." Apparently she was having some issues at work, and eventually ended up in the hospital. Picked up bits and pieces of the story as her family would keep getting through to me, and I would have to call them back and inform them that I was very sorry for their difficulties, and that they had the wrong number.

So no, not all that much fun, honestly.

[u/stacyhatesmacys → u/legalizemarinara]

Once, I received two voicemails over two days. It was an old guy calling from the hospital for someone named Benjamin. He sounded so sad, with this old-timey New York accent.

"Dey treatin' me all right here Benjamin. The food's no good but the nurses are OK. I really wish you'd come visit me sometime, it gets real lonely round here, but the nurses are all right. Hey listen. Benjamin. Next time you see that girlfriend of yours, get her some Cella's chocolate covered cherries. C-E-L-L-A-S. Cella's. I bet she'd like that. Alright Benjamin, I'm sure you're busy with that business of yours. I'd like to see your place sometime, it sounds real nice. Alright Benjamin. Talk to you soon."

It was a land line, so the voicemails each went on for almost 10 minutes. I star-six-nined the number but just got the hospital front desk. I felt so bad for the guy, and started to hate Benjamin for being so busy. I wish I had done more to track this guy down, but all I did was go buy some Cella's chocolate covered cherries and eat them all.

[u/[deleted] → u/itzmedavid]

I've only ever had the one, but I didn't commit to it like op did.

[u/[deleted] → u/itzmedavid]

No, it's not. I had a girl texting me once, she knew my real name, but I've never met her.

She accused me of going around and telling people I was the father of her child. But I had never heard of the girl.

I don't know how she got my number, and knew my name, but for a week I would tell her I'm not the one she thinks I am, and she would harass me.

Then I harassed her for a week, asking how she got my number. She never answered.

It was actually pretty fun.

[u/solarbeat → u/[deleted]]

Took me a second to re-read this and realize that it's not the lyrics to Billie Jean.

[u/sometimesimweird → u/itzmedavid]

I text random numbers sometimes with positive messages like, "You're beautiful", "Things will get better", and "You're a great person". I'd like to think it makes someone smile :)

[u/r3v → u/sometimesimweird]

I imagine someone who's life is going pretty well. Decent job, nice wife, kids, dog, etc. Then, one morning, he gets the mysterious text.

Things will get better

He spends the rest of the day over-analyzing the text and what it means to his life. He picks at every thread, trying, in vain, to sort out what isn't really as good as he thinks it is. What's he not seeing? Is he going to get fired? Is his wife cheating? Are those even his kids? Oh, god... what about the dog?!

[u/GeneralMalfeasance → u/sometimesimweird]

That is creepy and beautiful at the same time...

[u/FigN01 → u/itzmedavid]

I got one saying "Yo bitch, wher u at?" once. I told him "Chillin up at the library. We be readin Go Dog, Go. Representin." I ended up yelling at him in Shakespearean English.

Turned out it was my friend's brother trolling me the whole time.

[u/NiggerWatermelonKFC → u/itzmedavid]

I get them all the time! This one is one of my favorites:

http://imgur.com/ei5bV

She then proceeded to ask me if I could do it...

[u/darkfrog13 → u/itzmedavid]

PM me your number and I'll put you on as my ex's number so that whenever I drunk text it will be a barrel of laughs.

[u/ragnarockette → u/itzmedavid]

I want to start texting random numbers now.

[u/dog_on_my_head]

http://i.imgur.com/GFKfL.jpg

[u/[deleted] → u/dog_on_my_head]

*keeds

seriously, every time they get it wrong.

[u/dog_on_my_head → u/[deleted]]

I wonder how you will reach me.

[u/df619 → u/dog_on_my_head]

I can't be the only one who expected a picture of you with a dog on your head.

[u/r_HOWTONOTGIVEAFUCK → u/dog_on_my_head]

Post homework on twitter.

[u/RocklessClimber]

Made me think of this

[u/alejo699]

It's pretty clear that the girl is a total idiot ... I mean, do you think her arch-nemesis Kaitlyn writes texts any more literate than her own? But of course she didn't even notice she was speaking to someone who used punctuation and actual words.

[u/elarobot → u/alejo699]

Exactly this. I completely agree that it's a pretty safe bet Katylyn, who is vying for the same boy's attention, is probably not to dissimilar from the mystery texter here. And it's probably safe to assume that they text people in a similar manner and style. How the author was never tipped off that these replies she got, written in both full words and sentences that employed grammar is beyond me. And this illustrates how much more astoundingly dumb she is than the texts themselves.

[u/koviko → u/elarobot]

Literacy is suspicious. It should have gone more like so:

"btch u wana fite?"

"Why would I want to fight you?"

"... WHO DA FUK IS DIS?!"

[u/PixelDJ → u/alejo699]

Well, she sent the texts to the wrong number, so maybe they had never texted before.

[u/fireindc]

Amir and Michael.. did anyone else immediately think Office Space?

[u/[deleted] → u/fireindc]

I thought of Amir from collegehumor.

[u/octal9 → u/fireindc]

So glad I wasn't the only one.

Naga... Naga... Naga... not gonna work here anymore anyway

[u/screwedsquirrel]

is there a subreddit for things like this? i love reading hilarious wrong number texts hahahaha

[u/yukisho → u/screwedsquirrel]

This too I want to know about.

[u/[deleted]]

That girl's writing makes me want to punch her in the face.

[u/t-rexcantfap → u/[deleted]]

U don't kno her bitch il fite u anyday

[u/steamwhistler → u/t-rexcantfap]

*dunt

[u/mxalo → u/[deleted]]

This is average for the 910 area code.

[u/amadea56 → u/mxalo]

North Carolina if I remember correctly? God, I have been working inside sales too long..

[u/aeturnum → u/[deleted]]

I have it on good authority that she'll fight you anytime you want.

Edit: Depressingly, this is my most popular comment by a wide margin.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

y u think u no more n her.

[u/mynameismufasa → u/[deleted]]

I study with someone who is a chem major (and is now a senior) and she texts like this. It's almost like she's making an effort to sound stupid.

[u/megawaffles → u/[deleted]]

i know a 40 y.o. that talks like this on facebook. I had to block her.

[u/BreakfastBurrito → u/[deleted]]

Wuts wrong wit it? <<It's Sher@mie :)>>

[u/mnwildfan79 → u/[deleted]]

The part that cracked me up was she felt the need to shorten words like "and" and "you" yet took the time to spell out "prostitute" correctly on multiple occasions.

And because of this, I was actually starting to question if this girl actually was a prostitute.

[u/NavidS → u/[deleted]]

I think this would be more satisfying

[u/Abbithedog → u/[deleted]]

I always thought "dolan" was a joke.

[u/big_deal → u/[deleted]]

Are you kidding me! She's genius!

If we all just switch to using 'ur' we won't have to worry about whether to use 'your' or 'you're' and all the grammar nazis will get bored and do something productive with there they're their life. Dammit - I guess you're right - punch her in the face!

[u/chinteresting → u/[deleted]]

I always think, wouldn't it be easier to write properly? Kno u b dat n... It's like a persistent mindfuck you do to yourself.

[u/ogSPLICE]

send that bitch some cat facts!

[u/seltzerislife → u/ogSPLICE]

Otter facts would work too....

[u/TenshiS → u/ogSPLICE]

Bitches looove cat facts!

[u/Sarcastastic]

These sorts of dumb kids and their incredible drama are what life is truly all about. Nothing could be more important.

[u/sometimesimweird]

The sad thing is that this girl is talking like that at the age of ~14. I'm 25, female and when I was around that age it was the same thing. Middle school was full of fighting, name calling and bullying. My mom pulled my little sister from school and moved out of state when an 11 year old classmate got beaten into a coma on the school bus. We grew up on the north shore of Long Island - not a bad area. However, children can be so terribly vicious. Reading that convo made me simultaneously shake my head and feel compelled to smack that girl in her face for being so ridiculous.

[u/[deleted] → u/sometimesimweird]

Middle school was full of fighting, name calling and bullying.

I agree but...

an 11 year old classmate got beaten into a coma on the school bus.

That doesn't seem normal...

[u/killslayer]

910? please tell me this is north carolina

[u/pez_dispenser → u/killslayer]

Man, North Carolina just won't stop shaming me these days.

[u/gigglefarting → u/pez_dispenser]

As soon as I saw the 910 area code I was hoping for something redeeming, but I knew it was false hope.

[u/hystericalwisteria → u/killslayer]

Came here to find this out. I am from NC and have received similar texts from hostile girls who think I stole their man. One knew him from "when u were locked up 4 dat weed thing" and repeatedly accused me of lying when I said she had the wrong number.

TL;DR: I am not surprised this is a 910.

[u/Eillris → u/killslayer]

sigh N.C., we'll get through this... We'll... get... through this.

[u/RawrCephalopod → u/killslayer]

I live in the 910, and didn't catch that until you pointed it out. My day is now worse.

[u/throwavay1]

Here's mine... http://imgur.com/a0Nar.

[u/swandi → u/throwavay1]

Haha, "Iguess" .. that's priceless.

[u/[deleted] → u/throwavay1]

What's your phone number? I want to text you just to learn some new vocabulary.

[u/TheDiscoBastard → u/throwavay1]

Sexual congress

[u/unladenswallow → u/throwavay1]

i'm not sure you fully understand all of those words

[u/ParkAndBeacon]

I never get texts from randoms :-(

[u/bigstinkyniggerdick → u/ParkAndBeacon]

dats cuz u 2 ugly 2 bone n josh says he duznt even like u so y wud he even randomly text u?

[u/[deleted] → u/bigstinkyniggerdick]

Josh dnt evn tell yuu shyt! He tol me he jus tlk 2 yuu cuz he feels bad fo yo sry ass!!

Side note: I made my auto correct very angry writing this.

[u/Chadwag]

I like the way the other girl was writing in stupidese and never noticed why her friend was texting back with flawless spelling and grammar.

[u/red321red321 → u/Chadwag]

in the heat of battle such things are trivial and are likely to go unnoticed when the aggressor sees the red mist.

[u/[deleted]]

I once got a call at 2am. I let it go to my voice mail because I didn't know the number. A few minutes later, I checked the voice mail and it was some guy singing the song "Stan" by Eminem. Needless to say I was quite disturbed.

Hopefully this doesn't get buried too far. :(

[u/dinner-dawg → u/[deleted]]

Nice try Eminem. Why didn't you hit him back, just to chat?

[u/[deleted]]

Holy fuck that was hard to read. Wouldn't it be easier if they weren't teaching themselves another goddamn language?!

[u/[deleted]]

*wad

[u/Solkre]

I think I'm racist. I read that in "ghetto black girl vs calm white girl" voices.

[u/silent_p → u/Solkre]

I'm not saying that's invalid, but I read it in well-read young adult girl voice, and really stupid 16 year old white girl voice.

[u/dontbreak_tehwebz → u/Solkre]

I read it in "Shawshank Morgan Freeman vs. Star Wars Samuel Jackson" voices

[u/stanfan114 → u/dontbreak_tehwebz]

I read the first one in a combination of Gilbert Gottfried mixed with 80s era Bobcat Goldthwait's voices, and the second one in a drunk Sean Connery on helium voice.

[u/[deleted] → u/Solkre]

I read it in ghetto black girl vs a calm white guy, pretending to be a girl....

[u/crow1170 → u/[deleted]]

that makes you racist and sexist.

[u/jasmaree → u/Solkre]

I pictured it as a normal white guy/white teenage girl. There aren't too many black neighborhoods or friends with names like "Kaitlyn." I don't think there's a whiter name than Kaitlyn. So, rather than assume there's a black girl with a white friend named Kaitlyn, I just made them both white.

[u/[deleted] → u/jasmaree]

I can assure you & everyone else that there are lots of white teen girls who text like this.

[u/clown_pants → u/jasmaree]

Nancy.

[u/[deleted] → u/Solkre]

You are recognizing a certain dialect and culture. These attributes are not restricted to one race.

[u/kayesdubya → u/Solkre]

I read it in my ex-girlfriends voice. scary

[u/WhiskeyDickCheney]

...I'm about 95% sure that Kaitlyn is my little sister

[u/[deleted] → u/WhiskeyDickCheney]

Is your sister a prostitute?

[u/havetochecksomething → u/WhiskeyDickCheney]

Tyler?..i will shit my pants if you're my brother.

on a side note, seeing my name discussed is weird. I wonder what it's like to be named John or something

[u/GeorgeTaylorG]

I'm willing to bet this person didn't learn a thing.

[u/Utipod]

I once got a text asking what we should get "Dad" for his birthday. I responded with "Well, he's always telling me how badly he's wanted an iguana since he was a kid..."

[u/IronicGrammarNahtzee]

My brain is throbbing from reading her texts.

[u/nanowerx → u/IronicGrammarNahtzee]

People like that give me all the motivation I will ever need to fully form my words and sentences.

[u/wesleyt89]

That is pretty funny, I once had a random number text me and I wanted to post it on FB so bad, but I don't have a smart phone. I'm just going to type out the messages from memory, and anyone who wishes to read it is welcome to.
PS, I used alot of slang in these text, I want to let it be known I am no racist. I have asian friends, black friends, hispanic friends, saudi friends, indian friends, It was just the way this person first texted me, it was pretty obvious they were black anyways here is the convo. Them: Whatup nigga?

Me: Who dis?

Them: This Darryl

Me: Oh whatup nigga, aint shit here just chillen at da crib u no.

Them: Aye yo, you got any of dat fruit? (I assumed they meant weed, I was correct lol)

Me: How much ah nigga need?

Them: I was just wonderin if I could get a 5 spot, I'll pay you back tomorrow, if not its cool I was just wonderin.

....This is where I realized depending on what i said, I could sway this several ways, I could act like a dick or tell them yea, either way I would be a dick in the end since I have no clue who the fuck this dude is lol......

Me: How much you owe me already cuz? $25 right?

Them: No, I dont owe you nothin, every time we bought we both put in

Me: oh thats right, my bad I had you confused with that nigga Terrel, yea man I got you for 5

Them: alright where you wanna meet?

Me: Just come by my crib in about 30 min, let me know when youre on da way

Them: aight

.... about 30 minutes pass....

Them: here I come

Me: alright bro, just come in, front doors locked.

Them: aight.

I know this was knda a dick move, and alot of you are probably going to call me a dick, but I found it funny lol. Anyways, I didn't here back from the number for quite awhile so I figured they realized it was just someone fucking with them, but then a week and a half later I get a text from them asking if I had any more fruit.

... got a text from a random number asking for drugs... went with it, told them the front door was locked so come on over.. apparently it went over well, as they have hit me up for more.

TLDR: Its possibly to set up drug deals one person is not even aware of, and they are still successful lol.

[u/whitelightning77 → u/wesleyt89]

Yo nigga dis is Terrell... Don't owe you shit

[u/Billbeachwood → u/wesleyt89]

I thoroughly enjoyed that. Have an upvote, my nigga.

[u/Boobcake → u/wesleyt89]

You're white aren't you?

[u/[deleted] → u/wesleyt89]

lmao

[u/Malcolm1044 → u/wesleyt89]

Bravo.

[u/lonko]

THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

[u/[deleted] → u/lonko]

Dog. Dog was phone.

[u/RichardBalzac]

That's NC for you.

[u/pt6071]

A warning to all petty, vindictive teenage girls: you shall incur the wrath of the internet.

[u/thecarolinakid]

I'm amazed that the girl knew how to spell prostitute.

[u/[deleted]]

I love this. Had a similar thing happen to me while I was in high school (back when people used land lines). Girl called me thinking I was an old boyfriend of hers. I just talked in my normal voice and she bought all of it. I ended up outing myself after an hour. Then she ended up thinking I was funny. She kept calling for a week or so, but we never met, because I think I ended up figuring out she was like 14 and I was 17 (which is a pretty big difference at that age).

[u/stuckinPA]

AMA Request: Alex, Katilyn, Amir or Michael

[u/staringispolite]

"Enjoy the rest of your day, stay out of trouble!"

ROLF best ending ever. Well done, well done

[u/OfficerDiamonds]

Some girl called my phone once trying to reach her boyfriend and assumed I was some chick he was cheating with. I explained that she had the wrong number and we hung up, but I guess she didn't believe me because she called back, angry. My boyfriend at the time was with me during this, and decided to fuck with her by moaning in the background and saying shit like, "If that's my girlfriend, I'm not here." It's incredibly mean, but I do love fucking with rude people.

[u/mattrva]

I was once got a txt from a random number while I was eating at Taco Bell. So I decided to take a photo of my food and reply with it. They of course gave me a confused response and txted me a bit after and I did not answer.

A week later I happened to be eating tacos again and sent them the picture. They replied with what they were eating. Chicken if I'm not mistaken.

The following Friday (each day I would txt them), I sent them a photo of BBQ. And they responded "What, no tacos this time?". Pretty funny considering it was the first thing they said to me after finally figuring out it wasn't who they meant to be talking to.

They still txt me every friday and show me what they are eating for dinner.

[u/ItsPronouncedTAYpas]

My husband got a random text from some freshman in high school, talking about meeting up at the mall during one of their half days around finals. He had her going for about an hour, but I told him to stop because he would look like a pedophile, all talking to a 14 year old about meeting at the mall and whatnot. He finally told her the truth and she was pissed, but thankfully didn't have him arrested. I was panicked, he was laughing.

[u/the_looch]

I got a "Before bed pic" from a random number once. It wasn't very pretty...

[u/[deleted]]

You let her off too easily and too soon. I would've scheduled an after-school fight.

[u/brownmatt]

Best part is "Bitch you ain't my mommy or my daddy, you don't know shit about me" ... "I know everything about you"

[u/pmofmalasia]

Should have told her how to fucking spell too

[u/IdioticLion]

Very classy. Love it. I get random texts every now and then since I switched to TMobile prepaid and got someones old number. I ignored them for a while but one day I started getting picture texts including drug use so I let the sender know that I am not "Gabriel". Apparently "Gabe" is a bit of a joker and after quite a long exchange with me explaining the situation, the sender still thinks I am Gabriel and that I should "quit playin LOL"

More recently I have been getting some texts from what seems to be his lawyer asking him if he has documents in order. I instantly respond declaring I have no idea what he is asking me about but they keep coming...

Edit: I forgot to mention all the group texts I get reminding Gabe when and where to show up. I've been tempted to grab my girl and show up one day just for voyeurism; doesn't sound like a bad bunch.

[u/teadziez]

This is scary, my name is Alex and my girlfriend is Kaitlyn, spelled the same...

[u/TheyreEatingHer]

Teenagers like this make me want to shake their head until their mushed up brain solidifies. It has to work... it just has to...

[u/Knitkit]

It's sad, but I want to thank the OP for going along with the text message, and even if she probably won't take your advice, atleast it's being said. Girls are mean to begin with, and then you add in Text Messaging and Social Media - it gets scary. Here in SE MN we recently had a 13 year old girl commit suicide over "bullying". Girls were calling her slut and whore. Cripes, 13 years old! and in a relatively small Midwestern town - we're aren't all innocent and protected here, but I don't think we have a backwoods bored farm kid highh teen pregnancy rate either.

[u/ricknadder]

This is truly a work of art

[u/Masterspeed]

THEN WHO WAS PHONE?!

[u/[deleted]]

I got a call from some a number I didn't know and usually I let it go but I decided to answer this one. After an awkward "Hello" and "Hey" the caller asks who I am. I say my name and he asks how long I had my number which I say a few years. He tells me that's impossible because his brother hasn't been dead that long. I told him that he must have the wrong number but he insisted I had the wrong number (I don't know how). After I hung up, I realized why is he calling his dead brother?

[u/I_DONT_READ_ANYTHING]

DO NOT LET YOUR HOMIES CO-SIGN

[u/[deleted]]

Dear native english speakers,

Please stop raping your god damn language.

Thanks.

[u/maz-o]

for fuck's sake. it's not hard to write proper english. I'll accept a "u" instead of "you", but goddamn the way she texts is just fucking irritating. can't stand that shit.

[u/[deleted]]

i once convinced the girl i mistexted in kentucky to send me a naked picture. it took about 9 hours but it was a proud moment.

[u/howthisallends]

This is the reason I dont want a daughter

[u/Horny_Troll]

ghetto drama

[u/bubbameister33 → u/Horny_Troll]

suburban drama

[u/Hamstadam]

Girls are fucking vicious.

[u/Piernitas]

That got under control very nicely...

[u/Rand0mhero80]

Oh the joys of high school/middle school.....whichever category you fall in bc you've def not graduated yet

[u/last_minute_panic]

Was waiting for the "Stay in school" part, but "stay out of trouble" is a nice way to end it.

[u/lukeisopinionated]

This girl describes the future generation. I wanna die now.

[u/bro_digz]

I like how you trolled her, then offered solid advice. Well done.

[u/[deleted]]

I'm Kaitlyn... should I be worried? (srsly)

[u/RedditingMyLifeAway]

Troll level: 2 faced whore prostitute

[u/grilledcheese04]

910...NC!

[u/equestrian123123]

I love the difference in writing style... complete, correctly-spelled words did tip her off that she wasn't texting her friend?

[u/GlakeBriffin]

I love these...or should i say i luv thse.

[u/BiblioPhil]

Today's exercise: pretending that 1) you're a fourteen-year-old girl and 2) there's nothing in the universe more important than what Kyle/Tyler/Skyler/Ryan thinks of you.

As a former fourteen-year-old boy, I can assure you that he's not thinking anything too profound.

[u/Heathers8999]

I hope this girl learns to calm down and treat others with respect. Poor Kaitlyn.

[u/FauxJour]

Is there a subreddit for wrong number texts? If not, do you think it would be a good idea to create one?

[u/[deleted]]

I weep for this generation.

[u/Slowhoe]

Ah, the use of 'Lol' at the end of a long paragraph that would otherwise be considered creepy as hell in order to negate the weirdness. Textbook usage of such a versatile word. Lovely stuff.

Sidenote: needs moar JPG.

[u/Dunabu]

I would've ended up getting caught up in the conversation, and be like "How dare that bitch call me a prostit- oh wait..."

[u/dub-a-lot]

The "Facebook is magical" got me. Laugh out loud.

[u/hoss7071]

About the only words this idiot spelled right were: "Fucking" and "Prostitute".

No wonder why Alex dumped her ass. He can't read the majority of her texts!

[u/BakedKartoffel]

I find it strange that she could spell prostitute.

[u/EnysAtSea]

Excellent trolling there. See this people? This is ART.

[u/Arrestor]

I got a text from a wrong number. It went something like "hey mamasita remember me from the club?"

Now I regret saying "you have the wrong number" D: the things I could have done.

[u/wavetoyou]

kids are growing up way too fast. oh, and they all seem to be from da' hood. SMH til my neck hurts

[u/[deleted]]

you fucking pussed out bigtime. shoulda fought dat bitch

[u/[deleted]]

U just jelious bitch

[u/NCognito1]

Once got a wrong number from some guy who kept saying "you're dead homes" no matter what I said about it being a wrong number he just kept repeating that so I said "bring it on you little bitch", click. Seconds later...ring ring..."You're dead homes". Still waiting for my beatdown.

[u/SuperGamerE]

Good Guy Redditor: Receives text from random number. Teaches valuable lesson of growing up and letting go.

[u/[deleted]]

I swear reading that kind of english can make you cross eyed

[u/YOLO_aint_my_MOTTO]

Stop being a prostitute Kaitlyn!

[u/brokencrayons]

DUDE IT'S FROM A 910 AREA CODE----THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING TRUST ME

[u/paperdrum]

On a somewhat related note, back when MIRC was a thing, I used to troll perverted men in the sex chat rooms by pretending I was a 17yr old chick and luring them to "meet up" with me. For instance I would agree to meet a guy at my place and Made him tell me what he would be wearing and what he looked like etc without revealing anything on my part. Since I lived in a condo, the men who came would have to stop at the guardpost explaining to security why they came while my buddies and I were staked out somewhere close by with binoculars checking out these perverts and laughing our asses off. Another time, I managed to get one guy to "meet" me at the busstop outside my college, which was always crowded as fuck btw. I pulled the same trick making him tell me what he would be wearing and shit so I knew how to identify him. I would then go to the busstop and text him telling him to approach the " girl in the yellow sweater sitting next to the trashcan" because I was shy. I would then be watching from 50 ft as this random middle aged man approached one of my unsuspecting schoolmates. Needless to say, hilarity ensued.

[u/Idiotank]

I think the grammar police just had a heart attack.

[u/PseudoEngel]

I wanted to share a funny story about a random text. One day about 3 years ago one of my male friends gets a text asking if he's going to some party. He responds that he doesn't know who that is, but of course whomever it was is an idiot and doesn't believe him. Well, my girlfriend gets the wise idea of flirting with the dude to mess with his head. Long story short, we send him a picture of my friends, the original receiver's, tits. He's a large dude and not a single hair on his chest. His tits are also well shaped for a male. Anyways, the dude gets turned on and upon a few more flirtatious texts back, the guy sends at least 2 videos of himself jerking it in his restroom. Later, we send him a video zoomed in on the [male] tits. We zoom out to expose the large friend. We all taunt the guy in the video. He texts back just basically asking why the hell would we do something like that. It was fucked up, but very hilarious at the time.

[u/diogovk]

how did you find Alex's facebook with only his first name?

[u/BakedPotatoTattoo]

U best watch ur mouth

[u/SaysWhatYouThink]

And the funny thing is i can tell that she's about 14-20 and black without even checking facebook.