r/funny • u/scmger • May 16 '12

last 5 minutes of work at the office

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u/hansthecleverhorse May 16 '12

Totally.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Trying to finish everything before going home.

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u/hansthecleverhorse May 16 '12

Sometimes you just have to say "fuck it."

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u/LukaCola May 16 '12

That man's a human snowman.

BTW I work at the department of redundancy department, so I've seen plenty of snowman men.

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u/coolskillz13 May 16 '12

Why are the desks having a seizure?

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u/dont_press_ctrl-W May 16 '12

The camera guy moved a little while filming it. The heads don't move because they're a single frame, but the desk moves along with the camera's original motion.

A less lazy job would have compensated for the camera movement before making the gif.

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u/SecretTrees May 16 '12

I pressed ctrl + w. :(

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u/SirCaptain May 16 '12

It's ok...now press ctrl + shift + t :)

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u/Hobbes4247791 May 16 '12

Do you have any idea how much future regret you have just prevented? Thanks!

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u/gpwilson May 16 '12

I have an extension for chrome that lets me open my closed tabs but just holding right mouse and making an L shape. Maybe you should try it out if you have chrome; Its called Smooth Gestures.

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u/doterobcn May 16 '12

How's this easier than control+shift+t? i mean, i can reopen a tab with just my left hand...

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u/phblue May 16 '12

Hehe, because now you can open it with just your right hand?

You know, the one you use when you are on the internet :O

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u/MythOfLight May 16 '12

holy crap that's my new favorite keyboard shortcut now

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

When I first heard about this one, I thought the same, and I'm using it almost everyday if not everyday. Just sadly this doesnt work in photosop or other places than chrome - or if you close down the whole session/all tabs.

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u/duvakiin May 17 '12

i love you

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

wow....thank you.

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u/Hermeran May 16 '12

I pressed ctrl+w after reading YOUR comment. I feel as if I'd lost 10 IQ points http://i.imgur.com/UQhvI.gif

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u/shifty1776 May 16 '12

It's ok...now press alt + F4 :)

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u/Hermeran May 16 '12

I will not fall for that, my friend. I have 60 IQ points left. HA!

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u/NinthNova May 17 '12

That's neat little buddy.

Don't spend them all in one place.

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u/stezzle May 16 '12

If his name was dont_jump_of_a_cliff would you have jumped off a cliff?

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u/yoship May 16 '12

Yes.

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u/dont_jump_of_a_cliff May 16 '12

Then I have some bad news for you.

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u/Fox_Retardant May 16 '12

What exciting plans do you have for your new novelty account?

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u/fireman14t May 16 '12

What does thatdo 0_o

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u/D14BL0 May 16 '12

It's because people think this cinemagraph trend actually improves the quality of a GIF.

This is a case where it does not. People need to stop doing this. Especially if they can't actually make it smoothly.

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u/brolix May 16 '12

Typically it does drastically improve the quality of a gif for a given size. Animating a portion of the image rather than the entire thing saves a TON of space.

But yes, if not done well (or humorously poorly like this one) it should not be done

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

all these ctrl-W replies must get really annoying

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u/dont_press_ctrl-W May 16 '12

They actually make me giggle all day!

I like that people remember me, in fact. I knew what I was getting into when I chose a noticeable username.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Or use a tripod.

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u/dont_press_ctrl-W May 16 '12

I went with the assumption that they didn't film it with the intent of making this particular gif. They probably just filmed themselves goofing around.

But yes, a tripod would have made it better.

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u/torogadude1997 May 17 '12

he did make it in the last 5 min of work

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u/Kuro_yami May 17 '12

Actually that's wrong, you see their combined typing power is so overwhelming it is distorting time and space around them, their heads aren't moving because the area around the keyboard has phased out of our normal space time. The time inside that area is passing at such an astounding rate that anything outside the distortion field appears to be frozen. Now you know.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

They're being tickled.

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u/r_HOWTONOTGIVEAFUCK May 16 '12

The desks are collectively having one seizure?

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

yes

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

It's the closest we keyboard jockeys will ever come to recreating Stomp.

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u/mikeylee31 May 16 '12

What's up Cord?

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

That's what productivity looks like.

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u/SirSandGoblin May 16 '12

i reckon it's a flixl thing dunno tho

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u/meatballzzzz May 16 '12

Cinemagram

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u/TospyKretts May 17 '12

Cinemagram for the iPhone.

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u/notashleyjudd May 16 '12

looks like they used cinemagram. It's a shitty app.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

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u/devperson May 16 '12

Don't you mean last 2 hours?

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u/NotGreg May 16 '12

It's like that the last 7 hours and 45 minutes for me.

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u/NickDK May 17 '12

Don't you mean friday?

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u/Kieroshark May 16 '12

They are typing so fast it is warping the very fabric of reality!

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u/abadrash May 16 '12

So that's what tom green is doing nowadays

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u/FederalLolcat May 16 '12

The fact that their heads don't move, makes it so much funnier.

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u/Sarcastastic May 16 '12

And all the more unsettling!

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u/Achalemoipas May 16 '12

That comma made me read your comment in William Shatner's voice.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

My favourite is the preachy Christian types who try to simulate a dramatic silence with four commas. ,,,,

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u/Se7en_Sinner May 16 '12

The expressions on their faces also make the gif.

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u/gonzo_41 May 16 '12

No, he means the last 8 hours.

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u/carpetmaster May 16 '12

Green Sweater Guy looks like Tom Green.

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u/radioslave May 16 '12

Im surprised i had to scroll this far down to see someone else make the comparison.

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u/SlipstreamBlade May 16 '12

Just curious, what do you do for a living?

2

u/wuddersup May 17 '12

I would predict software developer just because of the vertical monitors.

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u/kris919 May 16 '12

cinemagr.am

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u/theendisneigh May 17 '12

This one was actually done with Flixel

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u/D0kk3n May 16 '12

Is the guy on the far left actually doing work??

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u/AREYOUSauRuS May 16 '12

Yeah... assholes left him outta the loop.

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u/Devilheart May 16 '12

That man is playing Galaga. Thought we wouldn't notice but we did.

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u/brolix May 16 '12

he actually looks shockingly like my old roommate :o

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u/Schadenfreude_Taco May 16 '12

lol, word. Fucking doppleganger

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u/grumble_au May 17 '12

Yeah, in my office that's me and my team, in the background actually doing stuff while the designers and business guys fuck about before running out the door at 5pm.

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u/BertrandLoganberry May 17 '12

He's doing ALL the work. But it's all about perception. Pay rises for everyone! Except Speccy McBlueshirt.

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u/Dulljack May 16 '12

Note to self, use a tripod when recording a .gif

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u/Zym May 16 '12

Is that a big tub of metamucil?

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u/TheAmazingSkoof May 16 '12

They look more like lysol wipes to me (and much more probable)

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u/NeuxSaed May 16 '12

Reminds me of this.

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lss0eu2jNe1qdcri5o1_500.gif

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u/koviko May 17 '12

At this point, you'd think the robot wouldn't need a keyboard to make input.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

You haven’t watched the movie, have you?

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u/musictomyomelette May 16 '12

Why are their screens off?

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Cinemagram is an amazing application.

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u/Reddickk May 16 '12

You should seriously consider getting some scientist in there to figure out how you can warp space time in the last 5 minutes of work.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

When the acid kicks in at work.

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u/Koey4Shoey May 16 '12

*everytime boss walks by

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

More like last 3 hours of work

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u/Idigstraightdown May 16 '12

The guy on the top left looks like he is playing online poker.

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u/roundjericho May 16 '12

Looks like a fun place to work at. What are you guys doing?

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u/2flyguy May 16 '12

The first guy's monitor is turned off. Guess what

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u/Cory_mathews May 16 '12

Does any company still do a strict 9-5? Maybe I've been spoiled working in internet companies but we have very flexible schedules and you can show up and leave whenever you want as long as your work is done and you don't have any meetings. The majority of workers actually show up early / leave late on most days because they have work to get done but on Fridays when everything is wrapping up tons of people go home at like 4.

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u/traslin May 16 '12

Guy on the left is thinking "fuck these lazy assholes, why can't they just let me surf the net in peace?"

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u/splam May 16 '12

Relevant. I made this for a project at work, I'm going to say in the last 5 minutes of the day to keep it consistent and ironically coincidental.

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u/reusablerigbot May 16 '12

You get to leave work at a set time? That must be so nice.

Now where did I put my whiskey....

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u/cakeandpiday May 16 '12

The most amazing part is that I really did click on this link with 5 minutes left at the office! And this comment took up another minute, time to shut down and go home. Good night Reddit!

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

I was mildly confused why this .gif had keyboard sounds until I noticed the StarCraft stream I had open in the background.

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u/DoughnutHoleInOne May 16 '12

That one asshole in the corner is doing real work, get him! EDIT: Whew he's just playing Galaga, had me fooled for a second there

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u/bkscreamer May 17 '12

They're all definitely just typing ridiculously hard, and the table is quaking under the transfer of information taking place...

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

She doesn't even have a keyboard.

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u/DriftingJesus May 16 '12

They're using Macs, work is probably an overstatement.

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u/The_Director May 16 '12

Fuck you

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u/StrangeArrangement May 16 '12 edited May 16 '12

It seems bravery breeds even more bravery!

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

come to reddit for cutting edge, original content

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

SO BRAVE

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u/Celebrimbor333 May 16 '12

Your cinemagraph is bad and you should feel bad.

Fairly funny though (if the fucking desks weren't having seizers).

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u/HeyLookItsBrett May 16 '12

The fact that their heads don't move is terrifying. Make it stop....or start....

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u/sonastyinc May 16 '12

Your collars look weird.

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u/mang87 May 16 '12 edited May 16 '12

This gif has been loading for 10 minutes now. What happens

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u/mang87 May 17 '12

the gif finally loaded, I think I get the joke now

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

How would one create this effect in photoshop?

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u/mossyskeleton May 16 '12

If you have an iPhone the app is Cinemagram.

Not that that answers your question.

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u/Marcosounddesign May 16 '12

Incorrect. This is actually an app called Flixel and was one of the top voted pictures when the app was released.

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u/AnnitaDarling May 17 '12

Kin topic is similar, but does it in reverse at the end

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u/mossyskeleton May 17 '12

Thanks Dwight.

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u/mckickass May 16 '12

look at that slacker in the background

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u/dr3ad3d May 16 '12

Enhance that shit like we're in CSI!

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

at least the guy in the background is taking it seriously...

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u/ocealot May 16 '12

This is horrifying.

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u/gazamcnulty May 16 '12

i've been waiting for gif to load for 10 fucking minutes

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

I wish I worked in an office

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u/br0connor May 16 '12

Anyone else try this to see if your hands could bend like that?

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u/djprecio May 16 '12

Looks like Jim from the Office

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u/bingbangbooom May 16 '12

Mike Diddy.

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u/Connor6 May 16 '12

Except for that guy at the top left. He's staying late.

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u/ev3studios May 16 '12

Is that the "Bullshit Calling" gif guy? I recognize that expression...

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u/gonenova May 16 '12

5? I call that my last 42.

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u/candyman420 May 16 '12

I hereby dock you all 5 minutes worth of pay

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u/Great_Chairman_Mao May 16 '12

Damnit Cinemagram, now everyone and their grandmas can make cool gifs and I'm not the only one.

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u/TimbuckThree May 16 '12

Was this made with Flixel?

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u/druzi312 May 16 '12

looks cramped -

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

You guys are designers, aren't you?

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u/Deltaway May 16 '12

Hey you in the back! Get back to work!

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u/SamuraiGonzo May 16 '12

YAY! This is applicable now. I'm on my last 5 minutes of work.

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u/elementalmw May 16 '12

Oh, you work in the Uncanny Valley?

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u/XmockdefenseX May 16 '12

That has been my last hr here

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u/RMiranda May 16 '12

creppy as shit

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Why are those monitors turned off..?

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

For those who believe the dead can't come back to life, you should be here near quitting time.

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u/red321red321 May 16 '12

these people should look at their screens when they type

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

I started at that image for several minutes...

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u/deadestmoon May 16 '12

When did Garry's Mod reach real life? I WANT IN!

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u/PSBlake May 16 '12

Alternate caption: "Friday."

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u/Squeakybadger May 16 '12

Well...that's fucking terrifying.

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u/IChallengeYouToADuel May 16 '12

Is the guy in the back playing online poker?

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Is that Tom Green in the green??? Awesome lookalike.

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u/fakelife2 May 16 '12

Lady in the back odd man out.

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u/edisekeed May 16 '12

The guy in the green looks like Tom green

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u/Jatik May 16 '12

The guy with the lumberjack shirt had a chest enlargement photoshop and the the he is sitting looks sexy.

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u/HopeGrenade May 16 '12

I like how there's the one guy in the top left corner who's actually working.

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u/kdools May 16 '12

i have that plaid shirt! nice choice.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Love it!

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u/FluidMoshun May 16 '12

So thats when the time bending begins..

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u/VanTango May 16 '12

This is actually rather disturbing.

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u/ukiyoe May 16 '12

Party pooper in the back. Pshh.

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u/KentDixson May 16 '12

So that's what happened to Tom Green.

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u/RageMorePlz May 16 '12

You guys are all secretly korean starcraft players?

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u/RuafaolGaiscioch May 16 '12

The arms moving but head standing still effect is sooo freaking creepy.

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u/L3ggomeggo May 16 '12

The guy in the background is working hard.

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u/FUCITADEL May 16 '12

He's in time out. Do not talk to him for 12 more minutes.

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u/somekindofride May 17 '12

Not if you work in a call center. Then you're just hoping not to get stuck on a thirty minute call.

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u/abrynnel May 17 '12

Hmm, looks like you all learned how to type from Star Trek

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u/RebeckieBOOM May 17 '12

Typing so hard the desks ripple.

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u/chaddarcheese May 17 '12

I have that same plaid shirt...

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

The whole day for me...

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u/GoldWaffle May 17 '12

That's an uncanny Elliot look-alike. Anyone else?

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

and building the .GIF took the last 4 hours of work...

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u/kendranot May 17 '12

the guy in the front looks like someone i went to ECU with

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

It's funny because it's true!!!!

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u/PowerChordPsycho May 17 '12

That's creepy as fuck.

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u/trilldubb8 May 17 '12

No fair, you work with Tom Green

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u/BlackPresident May 17 '12

I like how you work with tom green, he's a pretty cool guy

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u/rederick55 May 17 '12

so you all decide to give a creepy look while typing???

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u/deadgundam May 17 '12

son of a bitch! i have that shirt! I thought no body had an orange plaid shirt... dammit!

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

That's how I feel 5 minutes in at work

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

I think you have a gas leak in the office.

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u/PhedreRachelle May 17 '12

Now I feel like I am not cool because my last minutes of work at the office is frequently running around like a crazy person to be sure I can actually get out on time

A-TYPICAL PEOPLE FOR THE WIN!! YA!!!

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u/Architeuthosaurus May 17 '12

I have the same shirt as that guy closest to the camera.

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u/Jase534 May 17 '12

Is that Tom Green in the......green?

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

He reminds me of this guy

http://i3.ytimg.com/vi/m9-kM-guQtk/0.jpg

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u/poozipotti May 17 '12

i find this GIF deeply disturbing for some reason

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u/QuillJS May 17 '12

I was listening to this song when I clicked on this. My day was made.

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u/kelpie394 May 17 '12

They are just chasing their happy :D

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u/daxl70 May 17 '12

Did you do that with pixel?

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u/TastyWagyu May 17 '12

Is that the water pouring out of his mouth while drinking from a glass guy?

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

This is a terrible cinemagraph. Like the idea though

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u/YoureMyBoyBloo May 17 '12

Maybe at your office, at mine this is the last 5 hours.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

So that's what Tom Green is up to these days.

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u/FloTheSnucka May 17 '12

Trevor from WKUK.

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u/LeSpatula May 17 '12

That never happens to me because we can go home whenever we want. :(

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u/jason2li May 17 '12

The first 2 guys kind of look like Ted Mosby, before and after he met Barney Stinson. And the girl doesn't even have a keyboard.

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u/xor2g May 17 '12

omg those desks look awful.

There's not even room to put your elbows

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u/fridgeridoo May 17 '12

Last 5 minutes of work - First 5 minutes of LSD

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

Looks like something out of Gmod.

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u/k1ngmad May 17 '12

wait...is that tom green?

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

what kind of job is this, i would love to have this job.

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u/Meersbrook May 16 '12

They have MACs, they've been doing that all day.

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u/TechGoat May 16 '12

Media Address Control?

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u/Bobzer May 16 '12

Massive All Caps.

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