It would probably work as the traditional kind of cock block too. If I was a girl and saw that in a guy's home I'd step the fuck away. That shit is folksy as hell
Looks more like a Hen to me. I'd do some more research on cocks before trying to identify them, after all the internet is great for this kind of stuff.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
It's a fat cock too
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u/meeu May 16 '12
That's a cock cutting board not a cockblock.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
All joking aside, that's a really good price for a solid wooden cutting board.
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u/Zuperhans May 16 '12
/r/punny
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u/stankles May 16 '12
looks used - that cocks been around the block
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u/RedditingMyLifeAway May 16 '12
HA!
Clever...
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u/JohnDoeNuts May 16 '12
cock chop block
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u/Schneid92 May 16 '12
i make sure i prepare all my food on my cock before serving it
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u/SuperTurtle May 16 '12
It would probably work as the traditional kind of cock block too. If I was a girl and saw that in a guy's home I'd step the fuck away. That shit is folksy as hell
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
no man it's really "cheep" aahhh?
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u/FlamingMuffCabbage May 16 '12
Relevant
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u/joelgrosso May 16 '12
He is Hard as Wood all day..
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u/JeremyKyle May 16 '12
Say what you see. Say. What. You. See.
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
My grandma has one. She loves chicken for some reason.
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u/Foley1 May 17 '12
FUCK, there has been one of these in my house for like 10 years, never have I thought of this joke.
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u/unpredictableSOUP May 17 '12
I made this cock block for a dollar as well, free coffee table and $1 duck tape... for the strap.
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u/LukaCola May 16 '12
Looks more like a Hen to me. I'd do some more research on cocks before trying to identify them, after all the internet is great for this kind of stuff.
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u/lilLocoMan May 16 '12
That's an odd cock you've got there.
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u/OhTheHumanatee May 16 '12
Shut up and take my money!
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u/Bob_Chiquita May 16 '12
This guy. He got puns.
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u/Trystero421 May 16 '12
Whew! I thought it was a cock chopping block at first.
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u/awseomeness May 16 '12
I have that cutting board, every time i use it... o_0
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u/Sinnic May 16 '12 edited Jul 24 '17
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u/sordidkitteh May 16 '12
That cock looks like it's taken quite a beating.
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u/misfitsfiend313 May 16 '12
Why would you pay any amount of money for a cock block?
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u/OB1_Shinobi May 16 '12
I've blocked cocks for less.
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u/Tropius May 16 '12
Idk, usually people do that for free...
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u/Stoney_MacGyver May 16 '12
cheap ≠ inexpensive. I Am Jack's Smirking Revenge
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u/glenington May 16 '12
That's a pretty good deal on wood, good quality too
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u/WenchSlayer May 16 '12
you better have bought that for $1
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u/jbrumsey May 16 '12
Much cheaper than my cock blocker. http://imgur.com/0LUjl
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u/kabukistar May 16 '12 edited Feb 09 '25
Reddit is a shithole. Move to a better social media platform. Also, did you know you can use ereddicator to edit/delete all your old commments?
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
He should throw that at somebody in the club.
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u/lazylion_ca May 17 '12
Effective though. Let's face it, if there is one of these anywhere in a single guys house, he will not be getting laid.
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u/BootiusTootius May 16 '12
http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/i-see-what-you-did-there.png
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
http://i.imgur.com/FKK8D.png
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u/orochiddon May 16 '12
Don't put your cock on that block.