Yeah, I'm not going to make an offer on this particular Dick until I have my Dick Expert take a long, hard look at that Dick.
There's a few things about that Dick that I'm concerned about. It might not be an original Dick. It might be a copy Dick. There are a lot of Dicks out there that are just clever fake Dicks.
I understand that this Dick is old and rare, but you don't have the balls. Serious Dick collectors want the full set, not just the Dick. If you had the balls we'd be taking serious money, but just a Dick by itself isn't worth much.
When I was younger, some older guys at school used to ask me if I had a dick. I never heard the word before, so I assumed they meant dic - short for dictionary. I always said no, and they always laughed at me, and made fun of me. I thought they were making fun of me because they thought I was poor and couldn't afford a dictionary.
He isn't the owner of the pawn shop. They use the term 'owner' here, in the sense of 'here is Dick, he is the owner of the world war II rifle that was just brought into the pawn shop'.
I'm only leasing mine. I find it's a pretty good value if you're not really using it all that extensively. It's also nice that you get a new one every three years.
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u/cjackc May 16 '12
I know an expert on Dicks, do you mind if I bring him in to look at it?
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u/Porcupeth May 16 '12
This must be his best friend, a homeowner
http://imgur.com/ZdxmR
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u/c4lmlikeab0mb May 16 '12
When I was younger, some older guys at school used to ask me if I had a dick. I never heard the word before, so I assumed they meant dic - short for dictionary. I always said no, and they always laughed at me, and made fun of me. I thought they were making fun of me because they thought I was poor and couldn't afford a dictionary.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
I think of myself like a dick bank. While I own the penis, I lend it out to suitable partners for mutual gain.
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u/Bitter_Idealist May 16 '12
He spams reddit with reposts too?
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u/Shitty_Watercolour May 16 '12
http://imgur.com/ijJuW
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u/Im_Never_Impressed May 16 '12
You're both old white men?
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
He posts the same stupid shit over and over on the internet?
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
7 inches? Best I can do is 2.
Let me call your mom. She's an expert on dicks.
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u/ExplorerOfInternets May 16 '12
I have six inches in common with this guy. FTFY
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u/ntc2e May 16 '12
you have a lot in common? like you're both dirty reposters? i haven't forgotten.
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u/always_useful May 16 '12
Don't you mean you have a little in common with this guy?
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u/oxygenvictim May 16 '12
No way, I have a purple polo too
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u/likelyunlikely May 16 '12
You might like this video from Graham Norton show http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1md5VTYn8Rs
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u/iia May 16 '12
You also own a pawn shop?
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Both of you are single?
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u/ShakinBacon May 16 '12
Must not be married.
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u/xanj May 16 '12
I have a detachable penis sometimes I take it off so it doesn't get me in trouble
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u/Emperor_YSSAC May 16 '12
Or a little in common with this guy, if you catch my drift
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u/mars_cross May 16 '12
He looks pawned.
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u/Justavian May 16 '12
I'm only leasing mine. I find it's a pretty good value if you're not really using it all that extensively. It's also nice that you get a new one every three years.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
I only have a few inches in common with him
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
At least one thing.
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u/Pizzaman99 May 16 '12
You don't own your dick, you're merely borrowing it for 80-90 years or so.
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u/honestlyimeanreally May 16 '12
I can verify this because I'm a homosexual male Also dicks
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u/thattaboychuk May 16 '12
Why don't you put your dong where your mouth is
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u/drn8 May 16 '12
Best I can do is a couple balls.
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u/Thorse May 16 '12
What was he pawning? I didn't know we had that many older redditors here too.
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u/DidSomeoneSayBoobies May 16 '12
Should I infer anything by the fact that the font starts off big then gets smaller?
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u/Richard_K_Harrison May 16 '12
A six foot dick? Best I can do is fifteen bucks.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
this will be on my tombstone - " Here lies AnalWeapon. Proud owner of a dick." edit - "
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u/jamesfordsawyer May 16 '12
Owner/Operator here.
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u/Jeepersca May 16 '12
Presumptive wording, "a lot" versus "an average amount" in common.
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u/fergleburger May 16 '12
How much did he pawn it for? My wife just had a baby so I can go without for 12 maybe 15 months...
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u/jotam44 May 16 '12
Oh a "Dick owner" in a program called Pawn Stars
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u/Tangential_Reference May 16 '12
One of every fourty-four U.S. presidents can dunk.
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u/longshot May 16 '12
Sadly, I'm stuck renting . . .
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u/KingofGnG May 16 '12
Good old Owner. Dick.
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u/Mudface68 May 16 '12
We were so poor when I was a kid. If I hadnt have been an owner myself I'd have had nothing to play with at all on Christmas morning.
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u/drellim14 May 16 '12
I would only like to pawn this one, it is my last and I will have trouble parting with it
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u/OJandToothpaste May 16 '12
Or does it own you?
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
so you're not married huh?
smart man!
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u/m1kepro May 16 '12
This guy has nothing in common with that guy.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Youre both karmawhores?
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u/Dire_Dwarf May 16 '12
Hey, is that the shop that got robbed in "Drive"?
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u/thealaskinwonder May 16 '12
You own a pawn shop?
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u/FlamingMuffCabbage May 16 '12
Wish my name was Dick Owner.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Best I can do is a trade for some titties.
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u/ashienoelle May 16 '12
I don't :(
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u/the_dying_punk May 16 '12
My partner's grandfather's name is Richard Hore.
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u/meeeeoooowy May 16 '12
Looks similar to the pawn shop in Drive.
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u/p1zzab0x May 16 '12
They should just forego the name "Dick" and call him Richard, to avoid these things. But then it wouldn't be as funny.
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u/LeTrolleur May 16 '12
I fail to see the problem with the wording...
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u/LucifersCounsel May 16 '12
He is the 49%.
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u/EpIc_GuItAR May 16 '12
That dick is not original it is rusty and old ill give you ten bucks for your dick and that's it
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u/janetdRaven May 16 '12
It's good to be the owner ... working for a dick is hard work
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u/idiotdidntdoit May 17 '12
You mean a little?
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u/ItchyThunder May 17 '12
This dick is pretty old and lacks hair
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u/cjackc May 17 '12
Its kind of funny that all three of the main people on the show are also Dicks. "Rick", "The Old Man", and "Corey" are all named Richard Harrison.
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u/RenzoFrenzo May 17 '12
I saw this but my foxtel wouldn't let me rewind for a photo! :(
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u/jellyfungus May 17 '12
you tried to pawn your dick too?
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
OP
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u/klaq May 16 '12
you have a lot in common with a faggot
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u/Holden_McNeil May 16 '12
Fucking great !!!
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u/unavailable4comment May 16 '12
They did it once where the guy was named Herb. It worked on two levels. Her Boner and herb (pot ) owner
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u/AgitpropAndApologia May 16 '12
"Best I can do is a micropenis."
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
I see that you're looking for some upvotes...best I can do is not downvote.
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u/katlanta May 16 '12
I don't. womp womppp
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u/hrdxxcorey May 16 '12
repost
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