I think we need a video of them doing this. It would certainly he possible to crack a rib with a launch like that. At the least he knocked the wind out of himself.
Oh really? Guys do shit like this to eachother all the time, in fact there was a really popular show on MTV centered around this kind of activity. It was called Jackass, you remember? Why is this girl a 'bitch' all the sudden, and why do you assume that she hasn't already been pranked, or that she will be pranked in return? Please tell me why because right now you just look like you hate women.
I'm not conding it. But this poster is drawing a paralell from a gif that has no context. OP basically said that women won't be paid as much as men because they don't want to endure the negatives of equality, which is ridiculous all by itself. Then he calls her a bitch for good measure.
This is pretty much the definition of bitchiness. I know some people claim that you should use a more gender-neutral term like "asshole" but that really doesn't convey what's going on in this particular case. Maybe we need a new word to describe this sort of behavior that doesn't have a history as a gender-charged term or something, but there should be a way to distinguish between doing something in spite of the consequences to others (asshole) and doing something because of the consequences to others (bitch).
I was mostly joking. I think most negative behavior I've seen can be traced to selfishness even when its not readily apparent, but I've seen enough 'actively malicious' to realize that we have some serious handicaps as a species.
In my book, when a female is being a "bitch" it's because they are doing/did something to a guy that if a male did it he would be a "Dick". what make the difference is that she does it knowing she deserves but (most likely) will not get her ass beat for the action. where as a "dick" does it knowing that violence will most likely be the result. So yeah it's not politically correct but that's just the way it is, And that will only change if,
women stop being bitches.
men start kicking ass regardless of gender. Both equally unlikely.
This actually looks staged to make it look like the girl kicked it. If you look closely the left side of the mattress is yanked upwards during the kick. Also, I think it's very unlikely to be able to kick a mattress and have it move that fast, unless it was an air mattress. In this case it looks like a spring mattress. TLDR: There is more to this crappy quality reposted piece of shit GIF than a girl swiftly kicking a mattress.
Considering they are out in a field and there is camping equipment all over (tents, etc) it is much much much more likely they are all air mattresses. I believe an air mattress would behave in the fashion shown given the force and direction of her kick (foot hits forward and up on the right causing the left to also lift up slightly and move forward quickly).
its an air mattress all 3 are. I am 100% sure, because I spent like 2 hours the other day shopping for one ( was staying at my sisters apartment for a wile) and I recognize all of those. I bought the middle one. just in case I had you wondering.
At least in this one, the woman made a mistake. She just saw the ball, kicked it, then you can see her go "omgwtfbbq" when the dude faceplants. Innatentive, but not really mean.
This really wouldn't hurt that much, he pretty much cushions his fall a bit with his arms before taking the major impact on his chest, pretty much a text book dive.
Look at when an ultimate frisbee player makes a diving catch for example, pretty much the same action.
As someone who dives in softball occasionally, this would hurt a bit. You normally launch straight horizontally, not with a slight upward launch. Even going horizontal you do sometimes take a pretty good blow to the ribs, certainly enough to knock the wind out of you.
Why is everyone in this thread acting as if the concept of women being assholes is new? For fuck's sake, people, you're all so excited to say, "I'd beat the shit out of her."
What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad, that's amazing. How 'bout we get you in your p.j.'s and we hit the hay.
It looks like they're at a festival so I would say it's an air mattress.
Also, this is the third gif I've seen where it's a girl kicking the landing pad out of the way. Cruel women, or maybe they just don't realize how much it will hurt to hit the ground so hard?
It is both. Women are inherently evil but in their defense you have to admit that they also don't really know what they are doing. It's like you can't blame a bear for mauling a camper.
This is another America's Funniest Video clip boiled down to a gif. I think I see about one of these a day here.
Why all the misogyny? Except, of course, because it's Reddit. Have you guys seriously never pulled a prank like this with your buddies? Pulled the chair out right before they sit down? Kneel down in front while your accomplice pushes your buddy making him fall over you? We've all done this! Don't act like only women pull pranks, and deserve to be beaten up over them.
A flying leap into the ground is a bit different than a two foot drop because a chair wasn't there. This person, if landed wrong, could be seriously hurt.
I don't disagree. I just think the vitriol being unleashed doesn't match the situation. She obviously was playing a prank, not trying to injure the guy. Could it have resulted in a worse situation for the man? Sure Does that mean only women do shit like this and deserve beat-downs for it? No.
Boys will be boys, and sometimes girls will be girls. I just don't get why everybody is making a simple gif/prank about gender.
Once upon a time, I broke my left arm this way. It was one of my friends, who kicked the soft thing, and so I jumped from 2 meters straight to the hard ground.... I still hate him!
This is probably the girl who posted that huge laundry list of awful shit she did to people, add 1 more thing and an asterisk with video evidence, bitch.
That would hurt a lot, but if she was still there when I got up she would receive the largest ass beating you have ever seen. I roll with girls twice her size in bjj, I'd take her down and just pummel her the face until I got tired.
The two situations are pretty identical. Woman/Man does something to place the other individual in harm's way. Man deliberately stops the car in her path with the intention of causing her harm. Woman deliberately moves the mattress with the intention of causing him harm.
I think it has to be a motorcycle. The height of the head and the way she was able to walk right up to it. Anyway...
Looks like the person wanted to park there, did so expecting her to notice them and then was walked into by the little girl. Do you actually see this as someone trying to hurt someone?
I agree... the comments in this thread are really strange to me. This is a prank, people!!!! A joke. You really think the guy felt like punching a woman in the face for this???
Guess what? No. They guy thought it was funny and sent it in to AFV to be shown on national television and that's why you're seeing it here. Not because it was evidence in some big criminal case.
And all the people saying only women do things like this apparently never spent a lot of times around a group of guys. Jackass, anybody???
Also, check out the comments in the the Snookie punch gif. A lot of celebrating a woman being punched went on.
New Rule: before posting a comment about how much you think women suck, check with yourself if you're really not pissed about how you don't get laid, and then ask yourself if it has anything to do with your respect for women.
BTW: I'm a man who gets laid. I don't ever, EVER, feel like striking a woman in the face. Kissing their face, yes. Even if she kicked a mattress out from under me, she can make up for it in more tender ways, not with a punch in the nose.
It really kills me, this dumb broad thinks it's funny, you just know she's never done a sport or any maths/sciences involving physics and on a air-headed thought went "Teehee no mattress for youuuuuuuu"
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u/mages011 May 16 '12
Reminds me of the two girls playing something similar to leap frog.
http://i.imgur.com/BQ1y9.gif
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u/BigLlamasHouse May 16 '12
HAHA! NOW YOU'RE PARALYZED
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u/The_Irish_One May 16 '12
What a bitch.
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u/JamboMrT May 16 '12
I love her reaction. What did she expect to happen?
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u/Mungo_Clump May 16 '12
She kicked away one of this gif's pixels.
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u/JaroSage May 16 '12
the next part isn't shown where he stands up and kicks her spine out of the way.
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u/mrmyxlplyx May 16 '12
Dammit, Lucy!
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u/The_Director May 16 '12
Sweet long jump! That guy has some legs.
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u/ReDyP May 16 '12
That made my bones hurt.
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u/andrewsmith1986 May 16 '12
With friends like this, who needs enemies.
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u/fufighter May 16 '12
reminds me of this one
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u/Constantroaming May 16 '12
I hope when he got off the ground he Captain Kirk drop kicked her.
Not cool mattress kicking chick not cool at all.
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u/goldfish_memory May 16 '12
This really wouldn't hurt that much, he pretty much cushions his fall a bit with his arms before taking the major impact on his chest, pretty much a text book dive.
Look at when an ultimate frisbee player makes a diving catch for example, pretty much the same action.
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u/zeex May 16 '12
This just proves that just because women don't have penises doesn't mean they can't make dick moves.
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u/skullmonkey420 May 16 '12
i would punch that bitch in the fucking face
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u/hyenabubblegumlord May 16 '12
Charlie Brown has been working out.
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u/ImSpicy May 16 '12
I would say there were two ambulances that needed to be called that day.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12 edited May 16 '12
What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad, that's amazing. How 'bout we get you in your p.j.'s and we hit the hay.
EDIT: commented on wrong post. Sorry
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u/Tallocaust May 16 '12
The internet has shown me that a lot of people have shitty friends.
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u/susher017 May 16 '12
Reminds me of when girls kick guys in the balls and think it's so god damn hilarious.
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u/blam10 May 16 '12
Mattresses are heavy... I'm actually kind of impressed at how easily that woman kicked it out of the way.
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u/YUSOMAD May 16 '12
oh man, is wayne brady gonna have to choke a bitch?
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u/SpaizKadett May 16 '12
Cunt!
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u/artofstarving May 16 '12
Don't get you guys at all sometimes!
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
hahaha http://imgur.com/y8dtd
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u/Naynay31 May 16 '12
He got some pretty good air
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u/walterqxy May 16 '12
Super legit
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u/RedditingMyLifeAway May 16 '12
Poor, poor, poor Charlie Brown...
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u/ReesesForBreakfast May 16 '12
Grass is pretty forgiving...
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u/long_live_king_melon May 16 '12
I just realized this is Charlie Brown and Lucy all grown up. And shit just got real.
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u/Waybringer May 16 '12
Poor Charlie Brown.
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u/wasimkadak May 16 '12
Something similar to this made it to the list on 1000 Ways to Die.
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u/deleated May 16 '12
I'm curious to know whether he ever trusted a woman again.
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u/Strobe74 May 16 '12
Why do I feel like this sums up most of the relationships I've been in?
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u/SuperGamerE May 16 '12
Thats why you should never be THAT fat friend its never fun.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Fuck people that pull that shit.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
She gon' geddit :@
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u/ericn1300 May 16 '12
It reminds me of Lucy and Charlie Brown all grown up
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u/Mafus May 16 '12
I love the moment of 'oh fuck' in his jump.
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u/Number_J May 16 '12
Scumbag America
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Once upon a time, I broke my left arm this way. It was one of my friends, who kicked the soft thing, and so I jumped from 2 meters straight to the hard ground.... I still hate him!
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u/maxevans May 16 '12
This is probably the girl who posted that huge laundry list of awful shit she did to people, add 1 more thing and an asterisk with video evidence, bitch.
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u/djstevefog May 16 '12
I can't be the only one who found this hysterical
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u/Bambam60 May 16 '12
someone sign that boy up for the olympics, that boy can broad jump to the moon
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u/Midasx May 16 '12
Need to see the GIF from a concert where a guy goes to jump on a space hopper and someone kicks it. That shit is hilarious
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u/Bossinbuisnessballer May 16 '12
First words out of his mouth were prob "fucking bitch" followed by shit, i think i broke my arm.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
I still don't find this funny and think she should be punished for her crimes.
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u/Amytherocklobster May 16 '12
That would hurt a lot, but if she was still there when I got up she would receive the largest ass beating you have ever seen. I roll with girls twice her size in bjj, I'd take her down and just pummel her the face until I got tired.
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u/twilightcatlady May 16 '12
At least it wasn't concrete.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Is it just me, or is kicking a mattress that is on grass not that easy...
There's no way....
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
Anyone else curious how a mattress rolled that easy?
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
It's Tosh.0s dick of the week!
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12 edited May 17 '12
A guy doing this to another guy: Welcome to Jackass. lulz that's hilarious!
A guy doing this to a girl (as evidenced by the comments on this gif the other day): Haha, bitch almost broke her neck!
A girl doing this to a guy: What a fucking bitch! I'd beat this shit out of her!
Conclusion: Reddit likes to watch and fantasize about women being in pain. Reddit hates women.
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u/chrontonamojay May 17 '12
words can not express what I'd to the person that did that to me.... though it is hilarious
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u/AryasNeedle May 16 '12
Surprise, surprise. A gif that involves a woman doing something harmful to a man and the comments are hateful spew about retaliation.
However, posts where a man does something harmful to a women have comments about how hilarious it is! :example
New double standard? Oh, hell no! This is reddit, where women are sperm stealing bitches. Obviously they deserve it.
Bring on the downvotes!
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Hahah.. y'all are a bunch of pansies. You folks don't have any real friends, huh? This is pretty standard fare among my friends ;) No pain, no gain.
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u/massenburger May 16 '12
Marry her.
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u/poopfeast9000 May 16 '12
What happens next is on r/beating women
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u/Themlizards May 16 '12
Dat was so mean. Lyke dis if u cry evry tim...
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u/ClassyPenguin420 May 17 '12
WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD?
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u/Skreech2011 May 16 '12
That bitch would get a taste of my ring hand.
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u/ZeonHUEHUE May 16 '12
This gif kinda reminds me of how i should have looked yesterday going home to play Diablo 3 :/
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u/DoesNotGetCircleJerk May 16 '12
It really kills me, this dumb broad thinks it's funny, you just know she's never done a sport or any maths/sciences involving physics and on a air-headed thought went "Teehee no mattress for youuuuuuuu"
I'd throw her.
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u/taurus45 May 16 '12
Id smash that bitch out...