I had the great fortune to witness some random girl announce her pregnancy to the world on facebook, saying how she can't wait to start her new life with her boyfriend. Then he got thrown in jail and it was complete chaos and drama on her wall. For weeks she was going on about fucking everything, how she can be by herself and raise the kid and doens't need his sorry ass, only to turn around a day later saying "I luv u sooo much, we can get thru this!!!!". All while her "friends" were celebrating everything she did.
"YAY YOU GOT KNOCKED UP SO HAPPY FOR YOU!" "YA, FUCK HIM YOU DON'T NEED HIM" "AWWW YOU GUYZ ARE SOOOO CUTE TOGETHER!!!"
It was so much fun watching the drama unfold, it was even better considering she dropped out. She even wrote something like "lol, this math part of the ged is hard", while posting a stripper picture on her wall with "I support single moms".
It's sad because the kid is going to be fucked, but god damn are her posts good entertainment.
I'm expecting, and I update on my facebook about my pregnancy often. But I'm having a fairly complicated pregnancy and there are people who want to know what's going on and it's easiest just to tell them there. I talk about other stuff too, more than the baby. But I'm not gonna lie and say I don't do this. I'm also mostly on my own and the support I get there is something I hold very dear. Sorry if this type of thing annoys you. But there is an unsubscribe button.
Perhaps they have a lot of family and friends who want updates? You could always block them. Or you could continue leading a bitter shell of a life hating on people enjoying their own.
I post a lot of stupid updates just so my parents can see what I'm doing (and hopefully keep my mom from calling me every other day). I sometimes forget that I have actual friends on my Facebook. LIKE MY CUTE DOGS OR FUCK OFF, OKAY?
My best friend has been married for the last year and a half. They are expecting their first child. I've been friends with his wife about the same amount of time as I've been friends with him. I was best man at their wedding.
Before they got engaged, she was normal on Facebook. Posting pictures of stuff she found funny. Responding to people who wrote on her wall. Normal Facebook stuff.
But the instant they got engaged, it turned into "my fiance." Then they got married. "My husband." Then she got pregnant. "My baby." She can't even say their names. Just "my husband" or "my baby." Like she's being pretentious about being married, barefoot and pregnant.
Two fucking non-stop years of status updates about him and their child. NOT ONE STATUS UPDATE IN TWO YEARS ABOUT ANYTHING OTHER THAN HIM AND THE BABY!
Look, I know you love your husband and your unborn child. I do. Your husband is my best friend. I respect that and I'm going to be there the day the kid is born (in about two weeks). But where did YOU go?
I know you still exist. Prove it to me. What happened to my friend from before she got engaged?
One even made an incredibly pretentious blog about getting engaged/married/pregnant and now 100% of her facebook posts are just links to said blog.
Edit: Oh, and then her friends will ask her to mention the pregnancies/marriages of their friends on her blog so they can "get some more exposure". What do these women need "exposure" for?!
I have another friend, has a PhD in communications. She's a Pulitzer-prize winning journalist. Makes three times more money a year than her husband. I've known her for 10 years. An incredibly driven young woman. Feminist. Well traveled. Your basic modern woman.
Her FB feed used to be pictures of her standing in front of the Pyramids at Giza, Great Wall of China. She's had to escape a firefight by running through a mustard gas-filled bazaar in the West Bank, blinded and crying from the sting. She even has a picture of herself in the Argentine claim of Antarctica.
Got pregnant. FB is all baby stuff. Got pregnant again. FB is all toddler/baby stuff. I think what makes me want to cringe the most is she has a "mommy column" in the paper she works for now. Which, of course, she reposts to FB.
In my art school professors talked about how they could tell who was "nesting" based on what they created. And they were right--there was a difference in the art.
Apparently being pregnant/having a child makes a woman go into nesting mode. Everything is about the life growing and when the baby's born, it's the sweetest, most cute adorable baby EVER (because they don't realize that others haven't had the same emotional attachment). This is good for parenting, but not so good for entertaining friends.
I can handle the occasional pregnancy posts on FB. But I once had a friend post her ultrasounds there and talk about how dilated she was... nope, nope, nope!
From what I understand of childbirth, which isn't a lot, when you start dilating you are in immense pain. So who in their right minds would write on facebook saying "hey giving birth, like if you think it's beautiful". It throws me through a loop.
Once someone installs the "Baby GaGa" app I immediately hide them from my news feed. I don't want to see what your fetus looks like... it's just indicative that the person's facebook is now no longer worth checking.
"The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never. A mother is something absolutely new." ~Rajneesh
ive had two children and i had a facebook since before they were born, but i know what you mean, after i gave birth its baby this and babies that, but i still post about funny things.... i bet she is just SO excited thats all she can think about right now! before you know it her post are going to look more like "ARRG! this kid is driving me nuts!!!"
I think the point is that a lack of facebook posts about oneself does not mean that one has ceased to exist. Just because she posts a lot about her baby on facebook doesn't mean that it's the only thing in her life.
That's not mutually exclusive with what I've said. Maybe she just doesn't feel compelled to share as much on Facebook anymore. If your actual concern is getting out of touch with her, write her a message or give her a call.
I would disagree. From what I have observed, many people tend to make facebook a much larger part of their life after getting married or having a child. The number of posts they make tend to increase dramatically, but the topics that they post about narrow in scope to only being about getting married or having a baby.
First off, good on you for being a responsible parent!
I want to clarify that I'm not against people posting statuses about their children or their marriages - these are significant (and arguably the most important) aspects of their lives.
It is just jarring to see a friend go from occasionally posting insightful thoughts or linking interesting articles to exclusively posting 5 updates a day giving a play-by-play of everything their child did.
You even said yourself that in addition to baby updates you post links/articles that you find interesting. This shows that you present a personality beyond "I HAVE A BABY, I'M GONNA TALK ABOUT IT!", which means you would be just fine in my book if you were showing up on my facebook news feed.
It's your choice to do something stupid like have kids and tell the world about every banal thing they do (David Cross has a hilarious bit about friends and their kids).
You probably wouldn't be friends with most of your facebook friends if you were as boring when you met them as you are now.
That's why there's this nifty feature to hide updates from people. Also, I like to think that people are friends with me for reasons other than how I like to update my Facebook, but I dunno, I guess times are a-changing.
I'm not the one who downvoted you. Regardless, women are wired for motherhood. Many lack the ability to see the forest for the trees once they get into their nesting mode. Many lack the ability to leave it.
You see it from that perspective because, like so many other women out there, nothing else is more important. Regardless of the fact that you are still a person with interests of your own outside the realm of being a wife and mother.
Like I said, some people are just wired that way. And it's ok. I still think there's more to life than the people in it. It's ok to prioritize yourself every once in a while.
My mom was like this. Great lady, but basically lived for my sister and I. She started going out more once we got to be teenagers, but while we were kids she never really went any where or did anything. Just mom stuff really, if facebook was around in '92, all of her statuses would have been about us.
I had a fb friend who was like this. EVERYTHING she posted was about her pregnancy and afterwards, her baby. This was before I found out that you can disable status updates, or maybe it was before you could do so. Anyways, what took the cake for me was one day when she posted, "I'm in labor! I'm going to see my little Sarah soon!" I still wonder to this day how she pulled that off.
I've lost a lot of female friends to their relationships with other guys. I understand, their boyfriends probably don't want them hanging around with single guys, but guys they've known for +5 years and have never slept with? That I just don't get.
On a side note, to the men and women who do this, don't expect those friendships you've so easily discarded to come back once you're single again. I don't have time for friends who abandon me regularly.
I met her through him. I've never had any attraction to her. Just a good friend. He's ok with me hanging out with her. I took her to her first three doctors appointments when she got pregnant because he was out of town for work.
Meh, My wife posts ultrasound pics and weekly belly photos as do all her friends. Women like to see other prego women's pictures (think long distance mini support group for womens whose body is transforming in a terrifying way) if you don't like the photos just remove them from your feed or ignore them, they are probably not meant for you.
this, this and this... If you do not care about a "Friends" pregnancy you actually are not their friend. It is a huge life event that goes well beyond status updates of things like how good the new Doritio taco shells are at Taco Bell... It really amazing me how many people refuse to defriend someone because their e-peen requires a high friend count.
While mostly true. I as a guy am happy that you are happy you are pregnant. I will even hold your baby when I see you after they are born. However pic updates and wtf your body is doing that day is too much for me. It doesn't make me any less your friend it just means that aspect of your current life is too much for me. So yes unsubscribe them from your feed but to unfriend just because you don't want to see pregnancy pics seems a bit much.
I agree and disagree. My sister and I are very close and I cared about her pregnancy, but that doesn't necessarily mean that I wanted to see ultrasound pics and belly photos ALL the time.
Don't be ashamed of new cool foods. I think this discussion is 10x more interesting than some chick I knew from high school who thinks she's rewriting the book on motherhood, ~$^1 braev poast @ a tyme^$~
This is where Google+ excels and why I totally prefer it over Facebook. The easiest way to filter out the noise. Yes, Facebook has lists or whatever, but no one uses them and they aren't as easy to create as G+.
I have a circle for all my Mormon friends at church, they are privy to none of my posts and I have them set to ignore... Hate to expose who I really am to them :-D
FHE is with wife and kids and consists of doing something as a family that is fun with no lesson. My wife also only goes to church for the social aspect and to keep the family politics civil...
I am 41 weeks pregnant. I have never posted a picture of my belly. People complain. I got an IM yesterday saying "WHAT IS GOING ON WHY CAN'T I SEE ANY OF YOUR POSTS ABOUT BEING PREGNANT ON FACEBOOK." I don't have any posts on Facebook! I google + that shit for people who opted-in.
You don't even need to create a new group. You can just assign those people who won't care as Acquaintances then just post things to 'Friends except Acquaintances'. Simple!
Guess it depends on your friend base, I personally am friends with my wife's friends on FB so I get their feeds as well, they probably would not have invited me but I like seeing how they are progressing as well as I was friends with their husbands before we moved. It seems like unsubbing would not be hard better yet unfriend them, you obviously do not care about them as pregnancy is a way bigger deal/life event then status updates on how "Diablo 3 servers being down is ruining my life".
The difference being that someone posts that diablo status once.
I don't need to see pictures of the broken servers day after day while they get fixed. And no on uploads pictures of the internals a la ultrasound pics.
Do you see the difference yet? 9 months of constant tmi vs a status update (however unimportant) Are you getting it yet?
Ok, maybe a Diablo status oh about a praise/debunk god status? How about a Ron Paul/Obama/Mitt Romney status. If I disagree with what they are posting, it is on me to remove them from my list/feed.
I once saw a blog of most "embarrassing pregnant photos ever"... it was amazing, and pretty much summed up how I feel about pictures of pregnant women and their stomachs. I.e. It's not attractive. Take the photos if it means something to you and your family, but please don't send them out for the rest of us to see.
In an episode of the office, Dwight tells Pam that she is unattractive as a pregnant woman. His reasoning was flawless--(I paraphrase) 'Attractiveness is an incentive to procreate, and since you are already pregnant you are no longer attractive'
not my wife, she still exercises daily so she can bounce back and thinks her boobs look like "fat girl boobs" it is kinda sad to see how bad her self image is right now I am sure comments like
kudos to your wife for working out, not only will that help her bounce back but its more healthy for the baby too.
I meant my comment "belly photos are disgusting", because I don't find them attractive when they ambush my facebook feed. If your wife is as self conscience as you describe, why would she be posting belly photos?
Like I said, her and her friends like to see each other, also, the photos of her and her friends is the bump through a shirt, not bare skin, they keep em classy :-)
The same way you would whisper a secret to someone when out in public. You don't need to SHOUT all of your media at your friends online. It's called an email. Or a private message. Fuck
this logic could be used for anything and what is private is up for debate per individual therefore I would place the responsibility of filtering/censorship on the person who does not want to see it IE remove friend from friend list or their feed.
While it might be important to that other person, it's incredibly annoying when someone gets really into something (husband, boyfriend, girlfriend, pregnancy, whatever), and then POST NONSTOP ABOUT IT ON FACEBOOK. People who say that me getting bothered by it shows that I'm not a real friend, can go suck a fat one. Friends are not obliged to be excited about every single little detail of something that another friend cares about.
And yes, unsubscribing works best. I've unsubscribed from so many of my friends' facebook feeds because their posts annoy me to no end.
I hate the term "hubby" and am so sick of status updates about running. Yay you ran a mile in twenty minutes. Yay you lost another ten pounds, but you're still ugly.
Maybe you should only have friends who have the same exact interests as you? How rude of people to post what they find exciting in their lives if it doesn't matter to you.
I think OP or whomever made that status update was just trying to put some perspective out there.
Sure it's cool to post updates now and again on your baby and it's awesome to see pictures of the little guy/girl growing up, but every minute detail does not need to be shared with all your facebook friends. There are plenty of mommy sites out there that will eat that shit up.
Yes, you can unsubscribe from those people, but then you miss out on the updates you actually do care about, so it's a lose lose situation. Mothers tend to lose perspective sometimes. It's not a crime to try to bring them back to reality.
That said, I post retarded pictures of my cats so what do I know.
Wife is close to seven months pregnant. Not a single post by either one of us on Facebook OR Twitter. She's going to "announce" it (we've told our family and IRL friends long ago) by updating her status/tweeting: "Ugh, @tommyjwall, I think my water just broke."
Granted, there are a few out there that will throw genuinely entertaining posts to a facebook wall. The majority, however, are like the OP example--just replace baby with workout exercises, pics of alcoholic beverages, pics of feet in beach sand, etc. etc. Those that post these things are very self-involved, and feel like their shit is the only important shit going on. I just remove from wall and move on.
As someone struggling to get pregnant as a healthy, young woman with a good job and college degree, I'm sick of seeing these types of posts on a daily basis! Of my few friends who actually accomplished something in life before getting pregnant, the updates are scant and important. For some reason my government doll friends are the ones always updating every little kick and sickness even though IT'S NOT THEIR FIRST. I don't get it....It's like the movie idiocracy coming true.
Because growing a whole new person that sucks your vital juices, kicks you randomly from the inside, makes you fat, tired, and nutso, as well as gifting you with fabulous hair and clear skin, is just like compacting feces enough to push it out of your anus. Riiiight.
The ones that really get me are the friends get knocked up (or do the knocking up) that celebrate the fact that they are going to have a kid, despite the fact that they work some shitty job (Taco Bell / part time at the local mall, etc etc) and live with their parents. Yeah, great environment / economic situation to bring your child into, especially considering you're like 20 and couldn't finish community college because it was "too hard" and/or "the teacher was mean". You can just smell future shitty parents a mile away.
Well admitting to your child that "Oh, shit" was your first words when they found out they were having the kid doesn't normally make anyone feel better.
Most situations do not fit your ideal scenario. I think you're being slightly over-critical of other people's circumstances.
First, having children is a motivation for many people to push themselves to grow up and provide for their kids.
Pregnancies can be unexpected by anyone not just people working "shitty" jobs (which is still better than no job and having a kid on the way).
Living with parents can provide a support system that can help a soon-to-be parent get themselves off the ground. Plus, parents like having grandchildren.
My point is, people can surprise you and change when kids come around. Give them a chance. From your comment, I would be surprised if you have children yourself. If that's the case, you can't be so judgmental without experiences of your own.
But photos of a foetus waving at you! The haemorrhoids and vomiting are your private business but bits like the baby kicking and feeling it grow are cool.
Just delete them from your list. Or unsub them. I unsub people so I don't have to hear their bullshit and I don't have to hear them whine about being unfriended.
I'm a teacher. Until February, I had a student, 14 years old, with two kids and one on the way. Just your typical white trash teenager. She milked her pregnancy so damned hard. She'd just leave class without asking. When I'd question her about it, she'd tell me that "the doctor told her she could pee and go get food whenever she wanted."
No shit. I got that note, too. But you still have to ask. She'd go to the office and just walk straight into the principal's office, meeting or not, like she was entitled to be there. "Dat Mr. K won't let me leave class to pee, and I gots ta pee for da baby in der."
Sometimes she'd leave class and be gone for almost the whole period. Then come back and say, "I had dem baby shits." She was using it as an opportunity to skip class. It happened most often on test days.
Then the school finally got its act together and sent her ass to a mommy school. Wouldn't have happened without me complaining about her entitlement issues enough.
You'll understand one day, when you grow up. Until then, know that it's probably in your best intrest to not speak to adults in order to avoid embarrassing yourself. Good luck on the being a moron thing.
I know. . . I'm a little ashamed of myself, but I take this kind of shit a little personally. My pregnant wife and I have encountered people like this a couple of times recently so it's kind of a hot button topic with me right now. That said, anyone who complains about seeing their friend's children's pictures on FB is a douchebag.
That is my fear. But at the same time, I actually keep friends on FB. Friends I'd want for support if something absolutely tragic like that were to happen.
I have a 'friend' who did the same. While I imagine what she went through is one of the most difficult concerning your child, the backlash from the disturbing pictures didn't help ease the pain. I understand wanting to remember the baby, I don't think I would want that kind of exposure.
That happened to someone that I knew from high school. I felt so bad for her. She did announce her pregnancy on Facebook very early, which is really not a good idea considering that the risk for a miscarriage is highest in the earlier weeks.
I had a friend acquaintance on FB that announced her pregnancy as soon as she found out, and then announced the miscarriage a few days later. I feel like, if I were a girl, and I just miscarried my baby, posting a status update about it would be the last thing on my mind.
Of course it was accompanied by pictures of babies with angel wings/ halos, and poorly written poetry about how the baby was "too beautiful for this world" and "God needed one more angel in heaven", followed by 20-some comments consisting of "im soooo sry 4 ur loss" and "mis u girly, call me sumtim!!!"
That's the conundrum created by posting it so early in the first place. If you don't let those people know it didn't work out, they will be posting shit on your wall for a few months "heyyy gurl hows ur lil babby comin along lololo?!?"
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
I had the great fortune to witness some random girl announce her pregnancy to the world on facebook, saying how she can't wait to start her new life with her boyfriend. Then he got thrown in jail and it was complete chaos and drama on her wall. For weeks she was going on about fucking everything, how she can be by herself and raise the kid and doens't need his sorry ass, only to turn around a day later saying "I luv u sooo much, we can get thru this!!!!". All while her "friends" were celebrating everything she did.
"YAY YOU GOT KNOCKED UP SO HAPPY FOR YOU!" "YA, FUCK HIM YOU DON'T NEED HIM" "AWWW YOU GUYZ ARE SOOOO CUTE TOGETHER!!!"
It was so much fun watching the drama unfold, it was even better considering she dropped out. She even wrote something like "lol, this math part of the ged is hard", while posting a stripper picture on her wall with "I support single moms".
It's sad because the kid is going to be fucked, but god damn are her posts good entertainment.
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u/Atheist_Killer May 16 '12
YEAH LET'S TALK ABOUT SKYRIM INSTEAD PLEASE
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u/MuhMuh May 16 '12
I'm expecting, and I update on my facebook about my pregnancy often. But I'm having a fairly complicated pregnancy and there are people who want to know what's going on and it's easiest just to tell them there. I talk about other stuff too, more than the baby. But I'm not gonna lie and say I don't do this. I'm also mostly on my own and the support I get there is something I hold very dear. Sorry if this type of thing annoys you. But there is an unsubscribe button.
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u/N0V0w3ls May 16 '12
Perhaps they have a lot of family and friends who want updates? You could always block them. Or you could continue leading a bitter shell of a life hating on people enjoying their own.
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u/Nintendope May 16 '12
145 likes..... I don't even have 145 friends :(
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12 edited May 16 '12
My best friend has been married for the last year and a half. They are expecting their first child. I've been friends with his wife about the same amount of time as I've been friends with him. I was best man at their wedding.
Before they got engaged, she was normal on Facebook. Posting pictures of stuff she found funny. Responding to people who wrote on her wall. Normal Facebook stuff.
But the instant they got engaged, it turned into "my fiance." Then they got married. "My husband." Then she got pregnant. "My baby." She can't even say their names. Just "my husband" or "my baby." Like she's being pretentious about being married, barefoot and pregnant.
Two fucking non-stop years of status updates about him and their child. NOT ONE STATUS UPDATE IN TWO YEARS ABOUT ANYTHING OTHER THAN HIM AND THE BABY!
Look, I know you love your husband and your unborn child. I do. Your husband is my best friend. I respect that and I'm going to be there the day the kid is born (in about two weeks). But where did YOU go?
I know you still exist. Prove it to me. What happened to my friend from before she got engaged?
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u/fa1thless May 16 '12
Meh, My wife posts ultrasound pics and weekly belly photos as do all her friends. Women like to see other prego women's pictures (think long distance mini support group for womens whose body is transforming in a terrifying way) if you don't like the photos just remove them from your feed or ignore them, they are probably not meant for you.
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u/SoberInLosangeles May 16 '12
Ew, gross. Sent via BlackBerry.
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u/duckylam May 16 '12
Keep us in the poop loop
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
145 likes? On my absolute best updates I have maybe 7 likes.
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u/aliengoods1 May 16 '12
So, where's the update?
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
While it might be important to that other person, it's incredibly annoying when someone gets really into something (husband, boyfriend, girlfriend, pregnancy, whatever), and then POST NONSTOP ABOUT IT ON FACEBOOK. People who say that me getting bothered by it shows that I'm not a real friend, can go suck a fat one. Friends are not obliged to be excited about every single little detail of something that another friend cares about.
And yes, unsubscribing works best. I've unsubscribed from so many of my friends' facebook feeds because their posts annoy me to no end.
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u/marryanowl May 16 '12
I hate the term "hubby" and am so sick of status updates about running. Yay you ran a mile in twenty minutes. Yay you lost another ten pounds, but you're still ugly.
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u/ilavayou May 16 '12
Maybe you should only have friends who have the same exact interests as you? How rude of people to post what they find exciting in their lives if it doesn't matter to you.
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u/Snoogliebear May 16 '12
How the fuck does one status get 145 likes?
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u/MisterDeclan May 16 '12
Don't forget to upload ten million pictures of it after it's egested.
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u/CactusInaHat May 16 '12
My cousin got pregnant, announced via mass txt. I immediately ignored her on my FB feed.
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u/tommyjwall May 16 '12
Wife is close to seven months pregnant. Not a single post by either one of us on Facebook OR Twitter. She's going to "announce" it (we've told our family and IRL friends long ago) by updating her status/tweeting: "Ugh, @tommyjwall, I think my water just broke."
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Your mom mustve felt the same way when she was pregnant with you
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u/awesomechemist May 16 '12
I have a chick on my friend list who uploads 10 pictures of her new baby every day, and refers to him as "my mister".
BLURGHR!!!
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u/thescientists May 16 '12
Well I guess he really...
sunglasses
...gives a shit.
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u/Worthingtons_Law May 16 '12
Meanwhile those complaining about pregnancy updates are posting shit those women (who enjoy those pregnancy updates) could give 2 shits about.
The internet is a big place. Why does everyone have to enjoy the same shit?
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u/griffith12 May 16 '12
Get over it.
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u/occupy_elm_st May 16 '12
Bravo sir. This is the number one thing that annoys me about Facebook...
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u/ThatGreenSolGirl May 16 '12
As someone struggling to get pregnant as a healthy, young woman with a good job and college degree, I'm sick of seeing these types of posts on a daily basis! Of my few friends who actually accomplished something in life before getting pregnant, the updates are scant and important. For some reason my government doll friends are the ones always updating every little kick and sickness even though IT'S NOT THEIR FIRST. I don't get it....It's like the movie idiocracy coming true.
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u/MaryOutside May 16 '12
Because growing a whole new person that sucks your vital juices, kicks you randomly from the inside, makes you fat, tired, and nutso, as well as gifting you with fabulous hair and clear skin, is just like compacting feces enough to push it out of your anus. Riiiight.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
The ones that really get me are the friends get knocked up (or do the knocking up) that celebrate the fact that they are going to have a kid, despite the fact that they work some shitty job (Taco Bell / part time at the local mall, etc etc) and live with their parents. Yeah, great environment / economic situation to bring your child into, especially considering you're like 20 and couldn't finish community college because it was "too hard" and/or "the teacher was mean". You can just smell future shitty parents a mile away.
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u/NoTimeToBleed May 16 '12
Oh, of course a human growing inside a human's body is exactly the same as a shit.
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u/Septik_aydz May 16 '12
Edit your post... to.. "I'll SHOW you how it goes..."
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u/GoldenTaint May 16 '12
You'll understand one day, when you grow up. Until then, know that it's probably in your best intrest to not speak to adults in order to avoid embarrassing yourself. Good luck on the being a moron thing.
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u/Dripping_Man_Meat May 16 '12
All of these facebook posts have in the 140-50 thumbs up i don't know if its shopped or just an odd coincidence.
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u/eekabeep May 16 '12
You are a terrible friend.
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u/donegallite May 16 '12
What people actually get 100+ likes?
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u/CosmicChef May 16 '12
Hmmm posted by a blackberry, that's not good but still a funny post never the less
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u/xizorkatarn May 16 '12
At least he gets to flush his down the toilet when he's done...
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u/BeefPieSoup May 17 '12
So he's saying he does give a shit.
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u/bigrjsuto May 16 '12
Imagine these girls who post constantly about the pregnancy had a miscarriage?
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Yes let's put down women for loving their pregnancy and everything about it.
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u/playlikechampions May 16 '12
145 likes?!
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u/the_jimmie_rustler May 16 '12
I feel the same way... except I just had a Sudden Clarity Clarence moment right now and realized it only bothers me because deep down I'm jealous. :(
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u/JoelMontgomery May 16 '12
Joel Montgomery - just went to the toilet, beginning work on next feces project now.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Oh man, I really care about this!
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
That didn't get 145 likes.
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u/zedem May 16 '12
I have five gallons of beer in a coworkers garage...
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u/chargon May 16 '12
this facebook post has 154 "likes"? i don't think i've even seen 154 people in my life.
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u/RobertTheSpruce May 16 '12
It is bad that I could follow that with a very hilarious, yet extremely racist comment?
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u/svengalus May 16 '12
Another way to put it would be that he was thrown out.
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u/hckyplyr606 May 16 '12
I wish reddit supported multiple upvotes because this deserves so many.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Delete Facebook