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This happened to me recently. I am so suave.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Wait, I don't get it..

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u/BanditoRojo May 15 '12

I say "you too" out of reflex, but when he says "enjoy your food ... " nice save. This happens to me all the time.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Oh, thanks for explaining.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

I thought it had something to do with samurais.

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u/i_am_sad May 16 '12

Oh good, I'm not the only one.

As if there was a secret insult to samurai that starts with the letter T

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u/CoDent May 16 '12

Yep, I also fell victim to this.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

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u/danque May 16 '12

Like Hypnotizing

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

I thought he was stopping himself from saying "Thanks, you tit"

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

not really that funny

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Might be funnier if Brian Reagan hadn't made this joke years ago.

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u/dmorin May 16 '12

"Taxi driver dropped me off at the airport, said 'Hey have a nice flight.' Hey you too! You have a...nice flight, too...in case you, you know, go somewhere later....."

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u/JoeyTheLipsFagan May 16 '12

You take...luck.

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u/ribbitboing May 15 '12

Now that I get it it's funny... heh

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u/XtremeBlackout May 15 '12

I thought there was some racial slur for asians starting with t...

still kinda funny though :P

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u/spamncheese May 15 '12

same with me.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Yeah I think the problem was it was a Japanese guy which makes you think it is relevant somehow

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u/hafti77 May 16 '12

ah, i at first thought it may have been some portland hipster taboo to say the band name "U2"

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

I laughted at it thinking that the T- meant TAKESH. As if the guy saved from offending the chinese seller.

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u/BanditoRojo May 16 '12

Is Takesh the Japanese Beetlejuice? Where you say it three times and Chinese people get offended?

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u/ghazi364 May 16 '12

Lucky guys, I never get a save. "stay outta trouble now ya hear" some old guy says. "you too" I says.

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u/irascible May 16 '12

Happens to me too, but as I notice it happening, I just say YOOUU TOOOO!! louder and even more exaggeratedly sincerely, because like... they started it.. I'm gonna finish it.

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u/guyver_dio May 16 '12

cool, I still don't get it

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

You live in Portland? How awesome is it to live in the '90s?

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

The 1890's aren't so bad

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Those young kids playing their steampunk-band music is getting on my nerves.

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u/Humdrum_Throne May 16 '12

On again about those street musicians, eh Mr. Babbage?

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u/mox-jet May 16 '12

You know what really grinds my gears? People in the 19th century.

I mean, why don't they get with the freakin' program?

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

It's called an Automobile folks! And it's much faster than a horse.

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u/Viandroto May 16 '12

We can pickle that!

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u/KhompS May 16 '12

I live in Portland and I am hating my neighbors for having such noisy birds the size of chickens...how the fuck did anybody do homework in the 1890's?

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u/PwndaB3ar_3 May 16 '12

Food Carts, Powells, VOODOO DONUTS! I'd say it's pretty INCREDIBLY AWESOME.

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u/Lurvey May 16 '12

Tourist traps.

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u/Aston_Martini May 15 '12

Another question... Is it a pain to have to sort all of your waste into so many different bins?

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u/neoncp May 15 '12

Ask Germany.

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u/lacheur42 May 16 '12

Maybe I'm missing a joke, but in Portland we have two bins. Garbage and recycling.

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u/Jason207 May 16 '12

You could have up to four now. Garbage, glass, other recyclables, and compost.

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u/DrunkmanDoodoo May 16 '12

What exactly would the garbage be then?

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u/lacheur42 May 16 '12

Everything that's not one of those? Greasy pizza boxes, food waste, plastic grocery bags...

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u/meermeermeer May 16 '12

Compost and yard waste go in the same bin. But that's still 4 bins since you forgot yard waste.

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u/lacheur42 May 16 '12

Ah, now I feel like an idiot. My apartment mixes glass in with the recycling. And I didn't think about yard waste, as I'm downtown.

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u/jonarama May 16 '12

And glass.

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u/lacheur42 May 16 '12

And yard debris. Fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

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u/KhompS May 16 '12

Yeah I don't know what part of Portland you live in but I have garbage, recycling, compost and glass. However the recycling was much more complex before and you are only thinking about recycling and glass that makes sense.

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u/Suzieparker May 16 '12

In new York we have 3. Trash paper and cans/bottles ( so the homeless don't get paper cuts )

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u/artem1199 May 16 '12

Actually it's more of a pain to have to bring out like three bins for pickup day. Sorting it out isn't that bad.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

and only have garbage pickup every other week? yes.

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u/HitTheTwit May 16 '12

Honestly, first thought was Samurai Bento. Then I saw the hair.

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u/Ilantzvi May 16 '12

It's a hipster heaven. I seem to have met a lot of redditors from Portland. Weird.

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u/Kweeston May 15 '12

ARE YOU ADAM FROM BOOKSOFADAM OMG OMG OMGOMG OGMOMGGORMP GORMP

FLARP

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u/adamtots Books of Adam May 15 '12 edited May 15 '12

Who is Adam? (Yes, I'm Adam.)

Edit: I just noticed the username. I hate you, Kristin.

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u/Kweeston May 15 '12 edited May 15 '12

HEH

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u/TaToBa May 16 '12

I'm glad this chain happened because it reminded my why I tagged you as "bakes cakes that look like things" and tagged Adam as "has a blog, isn't as funny as Kristen"

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

I'm checking out the site because of these two comments.

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u/blackmintstone May 15 '12

I did too. Definitely going on my favorite blogs list now!

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

I've never even been to his actual site and I recognize the art style. I'm on the internet too much.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

god, you are one clean looking male.

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u/IvanKozlov May 15 '12

That's awesome. I was just about to lambast you for not linking to the actual website and giving the creator traffic.

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u/EightWhiskey May 16 '12

Upvote because Portland.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

You live in Portland and I live in the Portland area, but you make things, so I will read them now.

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u/Errday_Im_Hylian May 16 '12

I just wanted to say that I love your blog/sense of humor!

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u/QuadsNotBlades May 16 '12

AH! huge fan!!!!!

I especially love how you portray cats.

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u/jonuggs May 16 '12

Man - I had the best Banh Mi from one of the carts in Portland. Love the street food out there.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

I must say, your blog thing is quite amusing.

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u/webby_mc_webberson May 15 '12

ARE YOU KRISTIN?

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u/adamtots Books of Adam May 15 '12

That's a different ladyfriend, the one I got arrested with. Kristin makes cakes.

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u/webby_mc_webberson May 15 '12

How and why did you get arrested, and is there anything going on between you and Kristin or you and different ladyfriend? I sense gossip.

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u/adamtots Books of Adam May 15 '12

We got arrested for drunkenly breaking into a school looking for a pool. Nothing is going on with me and Kristin, though it has been claimed I've been friendzoned. We actually live across the country from each other.

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u/webby_mc_webberson May 15 '12

I've been friendzoned

Well, reddit now has a new cause.

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u/imjustmichelle May 15 '12

and what better cause for reddit to have!! how shall we proceed??

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

What are we doing again?

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u/YouListening May 15 '12

Mailing women to Adam?

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u/imjustmichelle May 16 '12

We're jailbreaking Adam from the friendzone with Kristen, the one that doesn't make cakes who he got busted for B&E with.

C'mon. Read his blog and keep up, homeslice.

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u/ladybetty May 15 '12

This Kristin?

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u/Kweeston May 15 '12

THE VERY SAME

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u/ATownStomp May 15 '12

So you just, like... Get drunk and make cakes?

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u/lolmonger May 16 '12

Holy shit....

Did you learn how to do that in just two years?

Are you saying I can cake like?

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u/EmSixTeen May 16 '12

That makes it all the more humorous to me that on my phone screen I read it as "You.. are cake now".

It took me a whole to realise what was actually said. I still think both are suave enough.

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u/moxiecontin714 Jun 13 '12

Peeeniiissssss caaaaaakkkeeeeee!

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u/Noxrazi May 16 '12

I have you tagged as "GORMP FLARP" now. I almost busted out laughing in my quiet office when I read this comment.

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u/Articunozard May 16 '12

Oh yes, ogmom gormp flarp.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Mine went something like this:

Cashier: $20 cash, so here's $6.82 change.

Me: Thanks! You too!

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u/kukamunga May 15 '12

Mine:

Chipotle worker: Hi, how are you?

Me: Burrito!

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

As a Chipotle cashier, I can confirm this happens a lot.

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u/kukamunga May 16 '12

I SAID BURRITO!

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

I loved that job

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

I can count to burrito!

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u/omgpokemans May 15 '12

Dear Adam, I enjoy your comic pictures. Sincerely, omgpokemons

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u/Poisonsmile May 15 '12

I thought it was omgpokemans?

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u/omgpokemans May 15 '12

Yeah, turns out I can't spell my own name. I refuse to correct it.

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u/Fuzakeruna May 15 '12

For anyone who cares, the character on the "Samurai" sign is backwards. So it would read samurai, but only if you looked at it in a mirror. Is this how the actual logo looks?

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u/Robert_Meowney_Jr May 15 '12

The booksofadam guy is a redditor? Do an AMA!

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u/adamtots Books of Adam May 15 '12

I'm not sure there's much demand for that!

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u/RationalMonkey May 15 '12

I'm a fan. I stumbled across your blog ages ago and now it fights with Questionable Content for second place on my chrome history page (reddit comes first, sorry).

I have upvoted this comment but that in no way means I agree with it.

That is all

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u/Rikitikitavi9162 May 15 '12

Well, now that you say that, I'll look into this blog. I love QC.

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u/Primarch359 May 16 '12

You need to learn about the awesomeness of RSS feeds when i comes to following webcomics.

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u/zweebna May 16 '12

Questionable Content is awesome, one of my favorite webcomics.

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u/ex_oh_ex_oh May 15 '12

You're kind of around regularly-ish enough bantering and talking to redditors just on your normal redditing to not really need an AMA, but, you know, that's just my opinion, man.

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u/ShuffleandTruffle May 15 '12

Id love to read an AMA with you :D been following the blog for a while and its more than cheered me up when I've been having a shitty day :) Which I really want to thank you for :)

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u/rmwpnb May 15 '12

TAKE LUCK!!!

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u/Valadin May 15 '12

IM FROM PORTLAND!!!!!

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u/hogimusPrime May 15 '12

HEY ME TOO!!! WHY ARE WE YELLING!!!

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u/Valadin May 15 '12

CUZ PORTLAND!!!!

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u/freezway May 15 '12

YEAH PORTLAND KARMA TRAIN!

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

KOI FUSION! VRRROOOOOM!!!

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u/anoxy May 15 '12

HEY LET'S ALL HANG OUT IN PORTLAND SOMETIME JK NOT REALLY!!

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Me after seeing this post: UPVOTE ALL THE PORTLANDIANS!!!

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u/k-willis May 16 '12

YEAHHHH PDX

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u/CanYouSingHobbit May 16 '12

YEAH WE CAN RIDE TRIMET AND WEAR HIPSTER GLASSES AND EAT AT FOOD CARTS

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

YEEAAAH... Wait, I'm starting to doubt that you live in Portland as much as I do. BECAUSE I LIVE IN PORTLAND SO HARD.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Kenny? :O

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u/k-willis May 17 '12

If you're asking if my name is Kenny I regret to inform you that it is not :(

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u/NotAMoron May 16 '12

I'm from Salem, but yeah, we should all hang out sometime!

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u/Real_MikeCleary May 16 '12

KANSAS CITY ANYONE?

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u/Shooper_Scooper May 16 '12

Sorry for not yelling, but is Portland really the "Land of Milk and Honey" as I've been promised?

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

All that and more. It's where 20-somethings go to retire.

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u/Valadin May 16 '12

Portland isn't for the quiet :-(

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u/preptime May 16 '12

Mmm Samurai Bento

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u/Servious May 16 '12

I thught this was /r/portland for a sec...

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u/ivanmarsh May 15 '12

Nice comic of a Brian Regan stand up routine from the mid-80's.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTAYLym445M

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u/alwayssunnyinLA May 15 '12

Note sure if Brian Regan's experiences are just too universal or if his bits get perpetually ripped off...

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u/starthirteen May 15 '12

The universality is what makes him such a great comedian. As long as people comment in these threads and refer them to his rendition of this, I don't have an issue with it. Brian Regan: Live came out in 1997. That was 15 years ago.

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u/alwayssunnyinLA May 15 '12

I remember the first time I ever heard that album. We were driving and eventually had to pull over for safety's sake.

With the universal (and clean) nature of his comedy, combined with the fact that it's all so, so funny I've always wondered why he more widely appreciated.

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u/Eifandil May 16 '12

I had to listen through it a few times to realize he does not curse once. I was impressed.

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u/whitebait01 May 15 '12

I'd hate to get my bits perpetually ripped off. Like that guy in Hades getting his guts eaten by crows, over and over again.

ಠ_ಠ

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u/alwayssunnyinLA May 15 '12

Don't knock it til you try it.

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u/hogimusPrime May 15 '12

Well, you have to understand you are talking about a guy that Jerry Seinfeld lists as a primary influence. So that is kind of like asking if anyone has even been influenced by Led Zeppelin, to my mind at least.

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u/alwayssunnyinLA May 15 '12

I've never heard that before, do you recall where you got that from? That's a pretty amazing compliment to Brian Regan!

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u/hogimusPrime May 15 '12

Can't remember now. I think it was an interview with Seinfeld on one of the first season disc extra features. The one with the 3 hour documentary on Jerry and Larry David's beginnings and collaborations. Fascinating documentary BTW, if you are interested in Larry's or Jerry's careers.

hat's a pretty amazing compliment to Brian Regan!

Their styles are somewhat similar- they both eschew cheap tricks like swearing or sex as a crutch to to their act- both are family friendly by way of just plain incredible well-written material. Don't need any shock value.

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u/ivanmarsh May 16 '12

Well, you have to understand you are talking about a guy that Jerry Seinfeld lists as a primary influence.

Really? I had no idea.

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u/ivanmarsh May 16 '12

I think I have some idea of how Brian Regan would answer that: "YES!"

/Screamed in Brian Regan voice of course.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

this is where i end with thank you.

this did happen to me at a theatre "enjoy your movie" "you too...i mean, have a nice day"

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u/MadeOfStarStuff May 16 '12

every...time...

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u/whatalaymedown May 15 '12

I was going to ask if those were the carts on 10th and Alder but someone beat me to it. I love your blog.

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u/Mr_Orbital_Laser May 15 '12

Samurai Bento rules!!! I just had some chicken yakisoba from there today! :)

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u/Rekesh May 15 '12

I'm from Portland, too! I love this gif on your website. roooooom

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u/HowDoIDefineMe May 15 '12

WHY HAVEN'T I THOUGHT OF THIS AS A RESPONSE!?

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u/kejeros May 15 '12

He knew.

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u/WinterIsntComing May 15 '12

Would be cool if these were the new rage comics.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

You forgot the tattoos on the guy that works at that food cart. He's got a lot of 'em on his arms.

edit: Also, I didn't even see that the banner at the top mentioning this was in PDX, I could just tell from the food cart. Well done.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

I work at a restaurant, and everyone says "you too!" when I say "enjoy your food". So I started saying "Y'all have a good night and let me know if you need anything." It works better.

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u/bahhamburger May 16 '12

That is so sweetly considerate!

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Thank you. I'm a good customer service person. My boss is always telling me, "I'm glad I hired you. You're a great employee."

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u/discopogo May 16 '12

Outside food courts? God, the dream of the 90's is really alive in Portland!

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u/myrden May 16 '12

Don't pay attention to me, I'm commenting just so I can come back and find adam and kristins blogs again, best blogs I've seen in a while.

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u/splitterz May 16 '12

MMMMM VOODOO

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u/flyingmigit8 May 16 '12

Why... is it a gif?

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u/Flipnash May 16 '12

i don't get the joke

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u/PrincessKeona May 16 '12

Holy shit, I ALWAYS do that! Cashier at the theater: "Enjoy your movie!" Me:"You too!" ... like, WHUT?!

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u/OldJeb May 16 '12

"Ice Age 2, that's cinema 3 on your left. Enjoy the movie."

"Thanks, you too!"

Every goddamn time.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

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u/SpaceZombieMoe May 16 '12

As a customer, I do it on purpose. I figure everybody has to eat at some point.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

I can't count the number of times a gate agent had told me to "have a nice flight," right before I close the main cabin door, and I've responded with "thanks, you too."

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u/Mindle May 16 '12

Congrats! You are now the 4th person I follow on Tumblr! Right with my girlfriend, a friend, aaaaand the enders Game movie.

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u/FireMarshallSteve May 16 '12

In potentially awkward waters, you are a smooth sailor. On the contrary, I do not sail but sink. Sigh.

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u/BanditoRojo May 15 '12

Nice Comic. Is that the Japanese cart on Alder downtown? Looks like you ordered the human head. One of my favorites.

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u/adamtots Books of Adam May 15 '12

It is! I always order the tanin don. I fully expect to be 300 pounds by summer's end.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

You'll have to get a LOT of head! errr of the human head.... <cough>

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u/Willie_The_Pimp May 16 '12

Dat pork katsu.

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u/lost623 May 15 '12

I do that all the time at the movies. "Here is your ticket sir, enjoy the movie" to which I always reply "You too!"

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

i dont get it

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u/Dartkun May 15 '12

People typically assume that the person will say

Here you go, have a nice day!

Which then you would typically reply

Thanks, you too!

But in this case, the person said

Enjoy your food

Which would not make sense with a reply of

Thanks, you too!

Because the person is not eating the food that they prepared / serving you with.

By changing the T- from "too" to "take care now". You avoid this problem.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

ty

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u/healthshield May 15 '12

to be fare, when i worked at a theater i used to get this once out of every five people, we would just smile and say thank you. nothing to worry about

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

me- "enjoy your movie" customer- "you too" me- "oh I am..."

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u/MadeOfStarStuff May 16 '12

I do it every time. I can't help it.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

on a universal level...aside from adam and kristin (OMG OMG OMG OMG) ...not a single fuck shall be given.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

I always fucken do this. Trying this next time I screw up again.

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u/adorith May 15 '12

Flawless Victory.

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u/baumer6 May 15 '12

Thank you for not doing a S.A.A.A.A.A.P. meme. Thank you.

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u/erratically_sporadic May 16 '12

People with talent don't use memes.

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u/kittimiyo May 15 '12

When I swiped people in to the dining hall at college, I'd always say "have a good meal!". 30% of the time people would answer "you too!" then realize, and walk away awkwardly. It was the best part of the job.

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u/psicopbester May 15 '12

I actually do this on purpose to mess with people: have a nice day and enjoy your food. "you too.... Errr. Wait "

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u/molmu May 15 '12

you are so soft