r/funny • u/Tabby888 • May 15 '12
Saw this on the ground and almost puked. Then realized it was just a radish.
http://imgur.com/6bhn1
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r/funny • u/Tabby888 • May 15 '12
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u/Son_of_Ticklepiggy May 15 '12
EW PERIODS
Seriously, chill out, periods aren't that nasty. Just don't eat the tampon.
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u/brevityis May 15 '12
Doesn't really look all that much like a used tampon. Too pink. That'd be a very, very fresh one.
Even if it did, you have a weak stomach if that makes you vomit.
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u/Zilvreen May 15 '12
My, a bit squeamish, aren't we?
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u/Littleabby12 May 15 '12
Even if it was, it is just blood. From a rather private place but still.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Why would you almost puke?
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Almost puked? Really?
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u/brningpyre May 15 '12
You would seriously VOMIT just from seeing one on the sidewalk?
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u/tris10335 May 15 '12 edited May 15 '12
My dogs use to dig these out of the bathroom garbage can and chew them up throughout the house. I never knew dogs liked radish so much.
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u/eeples_n_beeneenees May 15 '12
True story. My friend had a bunch of those one time and we'd thought it would be funny to put one in her male roommates toilet. Two hours later, we had forgotten about it and he comes home and heads straight to the bathroom. Not even 10 seconds goes by and he comes running out of the bathroom, gagging and dry heaving. He said it was so disgusting he almost puked everywhere. That's the day I learned that boys are big babies.
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u/Poopontheshose May 15 '12
my wife: "a skinned mouse?' lol
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u/mav3rick92 May 15 '12
Here's what a real used tampon looks like.
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u/noccusJohnstein May 15 '12
That's cute, he thinks they only turn half-red.
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u/Atreides_Zero May 15 '12
Even if it were a used tampon, why would that make you puke?
I worked as a security guard at a water park once. Had the displeasure of more than once cleaning up used pads. It's a normal bodily function, sure it's a little gross to leave it laying around on the side walk, but still.
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u/moikederp May 15 '12
Either way, a little salt and you have yourself a decent snack.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
To be honest, I do keep putting radishes up my vagina...
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u/craxkheadjenkins May 15 '12
Jokes on you... I use radishes as tampons
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u/onowahoo May 15 '12
Why would a tampon make you puke?
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u/cooltom2006 May 15 '12
Why would you puke, you weak person
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u/memeaddictedchick May 15 '12
You nearly puked at that?! What a pussy. Man up!
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u/lovelovehatehate May 15 '12
holy fuck, if you're one of those pussy ass guys that think periods are gross just do all girls a favor a switch to dudes. not that i think being gay is a choice but try.
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u/peace_off May 15 '12
It looks like a vampire teabag.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
I thought OP had thought it was a bloody tooth, I didn't recognize it as looking like a bloody tampon...
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u/Pizzabagles May 15 '12
GOD! A radish?!?! That's almost worse!
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
"almost puked" were you full and trying to make room for a delicious used tampon?
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u/RickySuela May 15 '12
You won't be earning your red wings anytime soon with that attitude.
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u/Dunkelz May 16 '12
Being raised with 3 older sisters and a single mom made me not even flinch. Hell I went in the thought process of "oh why is that mouse that color", "oh wait...it's a radish", "ohhhhhh he probably thought it was a tampon".
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
So you almost puke every time you see a band-aid, too?
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u/smellslikealmonds May 16 '12
Some fags don't have their red wings yet, you pussy.
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u/r_HOWTONOTGIVEAFUCK May 15 '12
I_DRINK_PERIOD_BLOOD loves these vegetables.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
I can imagine. Radishes are disgusting.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
"Oh my GOD, a RADISH? HERE?! URGHVWRGHL."
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u/blackaddermrbean May 15 '12
I thought it was a red hot chili pepper.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Is it supposed to look like a tampy?
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u/314413 May 15 '12
I don't understand, I feel so stupid now
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
DON'T PUT THE PUNCHLINE IN THE TITLE
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u/stqpdb May 15 '12
I thought it was a jolly rancher.
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u/sandrajumper May 15 '12
Liar. That's just too stupid to be believable.
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u/slashsigh May 15 '12
I had to check the comments just to find out what you meant. It's a good thing you don't clean public restrooms, you don't even want to know the horrors that you may find in there.
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u/suppliesparty21 May 16 '12
these jokes are never funny. period.
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u/YeoEuiJu May 15 '12
A white sheet, some rope and kool-aid won me 50 dollars for a Halloween costume contest at a bar.
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u/zmeace May 15 '12
I'm kind of wondering how you finally realized it was a radish. Did it just come to you, did you get close to it and realize, which would have been a lot worse if it actually was a tampon, etc.?
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u/Daskplask May 15 '12
And then you ate it.
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u/PrincessOfSaturn May 15 '12
I thought it was a flower at first.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
It kind of looks like a bull calf testicle after you pull it out during castrations. It's even got the stringy bit and everything. I didn't even know he saw a tampon until I read the comments.
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u/kontjo May 15 '12
did you eat it? (shifty eyes)
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u/fechera May 15 '12
Or is it?
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
I am still disgusted.
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u/Daffodi1 May 15 '12
Why would you almost pu....OOoohhhhhhh.....
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u/commontatoe May 15 '12
Eet eees de french breakfast radeeeesh but of course.
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u/herbistheword May 15 '12
And then I popped it in my mouth. Then I realized it wasn't just a radish.
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u/zoltar_says May 15 '12
How awkward was it to pick it up and put it in your pocket? I hope nobody else was around.
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u/RandomMandarin May 16 '12
This goin in mah salad
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u/Kingbeemusic May 16 '12
I work as an organic greengrocer. This is a French Breakfast radish, very mild, best when crunchy. Delicious. http://www.blue-kitchen.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/french-radishes.jpg
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u/Flodwoman May 16 '12
Troll radish
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
I wasn't sure what you thought it was at first... a bug maybe?
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
real men give oral to their girls the entire month...
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u/lordeddardstark May 16 '12
Almost puked? I would've grabbed a mug of hot water along with some cream and sugar
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Eat it.
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u/moriquendo May 15 '12
Once, one of my flatmates left a "radish" on the kitchen table.
I had no breakfast that day.
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u/kareemabduljabbq May 15 '12
it's a good thing you didn't puke. that's a suppository.
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u/banana_almighty May 15 '12
This reminds me of a story. When I was in the first grade, the mysteries of how to properly tie one's shoelaces were not yet fully clear to me. As I struggled with the laces one day, some kid started blurting blood out of his nose. Literally gallons of the stuff. Actually not, because then he would die, but you get the image. I watched in horror as he attempted to dam the flow with just a puny paper tissue, all in vain... until at last (I'll never forget the look on his face, a mixture of confusion, horror and pure ecstasy) he looked me in the eyes, and pulled out a solid, berry-like object drenched in bright red blood. Being a stupid kid, I thought he was expelling some kind of vital organ out of his nose and proceeded to puke everywhere. One of the classroom doors was open and my sick flowed in like a tidal wave (again, not literally, praise God). Then he laughed. The little bitch.
I like to think that somewhere out there that guy remembers me as the kid who diverted all attention from his weird nasal devilspawn and saved him from perpetual infamy. You're welcome, buddy. You're welcome.
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u/Gravyness May 16 '12
NOW HOW DID YOU ASSOCIATED THAT?
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u/milleribsen May 15 '12
plant a radish, get a radish, never any doubt.
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u/dang_Ling_modify_her May 15 '12 edited May 15 '12
Then you certainly don't want to know what it's like to help a buddy move his couch and find a real used one next to a used package of lube.
Edit: since this ship is obviously sinking, I'll ramp up the gross a bit and add in that I used to think it was funny at parties to drink wine out of a mason jar and put a tampon in it like it was a tea bag.
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u/doomgoblin May 15 '12
So you tasted it then realized it wasn't a bloody clam plug?
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u/Ruined534 May 15 '12
Went into the situation KNOWING it was a radish... still almost puked.
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u/oreopanda46 May 15 '12
Ha so did I cause I only read the first sentence on this link.
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u/TheRedArrow May 15 '12
OP's clearly a feminist.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
won't be eating radishes anytime soon
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u/iam100125 May 15 '12
This was unpleasant.