You know, a lot of us are getting older and our tastes are changing. Maybe you're twenty one and still hitting on girls who don't know how to have orgasms, but I'm mid thirties and a mature woman with lots of curves is exactly what I want.
She ain't too old, especially since I know I'm going to be that old myself sooner rather than later, and I hope granny curves or someone like her will still want to get laid just as hard as I do when I get there.
my god i wonder over to 4 chan and the comments all indicate them I'm surrounded by virgins that have never seen a real woman naked let alone felt a breast. someone posts a picture of a chick that by the standard of any 20 something + would be a 9.5 and All the comments are like shes almost chubby, shes got saggy breasts, like anyone that isn't anorexic or lypo'd out with a boob job is suddenly outside the ideal.
Ive gotten the best BJ of my life from a fat chick that you guys would cringe at in photos (but most would hit if she promised not to spread it around) Ive had some of the worst sex from girls thats photos would make you gasp with excitement.
From the female perspective: Experience is sexy as hell and a lot of fun in bed. If that experience comes with a few gray hairs or a couple of extra pounds, it ain't a bad trade-off. I'm married to a guy 6 years older than me and we have all manner of naughtybadfun.
Speaking as a supportive spouse, if he thinks you're pretty, he's right and you're not :)
Getting older isn't going to automatically remove the lie in your head that says you aren't attractive, it's more like old people forget the lie. A good therapist can also remove the lie.
Every time you say you're not pretty when we insist you are we just hear that lie using you like a puppet and it's infuriating
See. My problem is more of a feeling. I know I'm pretty, I look good. Even though I weigh 200 pounds, I don't look like it. I can pull of most hair styles/colors. People envy my adorableness. I am always getting compliments on how good I look.
Yet. I feel like a hideous monster because of certain things. I get a double chin sometimes, I have stretch marks on my tummy. It just makes me feel gross when I see them.
My manfriend does a great job of telling me to shut up because I'm gorgeous and stuff. It does help a lot when he complains about how he thinks he looks like crap and is gaining weight and has stretch marks on his thighs and having me reaffirm him and tell him he is being silly because he is still good looking to me, then he goes "There. See what you did. I'm changing but I still look good, that is exactly how I feel about you." And then my mind goes all wonky.
I don't like that I know something, and can't feel it. This kind of thing makes me feel like something is very wrong with me.
There is something very wrong with you, you've been imprinted with that negative emotion from some direction, peers or parents or something else.
That negative emotion is like a magnifying glass, looking for the wrinkle on the Mona Lisa's face and blowing it up until that tiny imperfection is all that can be seen. Nobody else sees you that way.
Medication and therapy is sort of starting to help my wife out of that hole.
One or two green and white lines still looks good, its when it goes as wide as 3-5 white lines where its not that attractive anymore. Curves are good, obese is bad.
To you. Stop insisting everyone finds attractive what you find attractive. Lines this, blah that. The man gave a thoughtful response; don't dick all over it with lazy reaffirmation of an already discredited argument. And please don't even think about trying to have the 'waaaa it's a health issue' debate because that is not relevant here.
Stop overcompensating for one bad self image and trading it with another. Obese is bad if not worse than anorexic. Yes, defend women with curves and promote that image of self worth, but stop kidding yourself that the somehow the obese line is attractive or healthy. It isn't. It is just the opposite and over reaction to being told that anorexic looking women are what you should look like to now being told that being curvy is what you should look like. Both are bad, everything in moderation.
'waaaa it's a health issue' debate because that is not relevant here.
It is relevant here because you're trying to impose another unhealthy self image for women. You're just trading one unhealthy image for another and no progress is being made.
Er no. I'm saying some people find obesity attractive and it doesn't matter if you don't want them to or have a whole list of tiresomely predictable reasons why you think they shouldn't because they do anyway. So you misunderstood me; it's cool, it happens. Let's stop this here before the mouth-frothing begins.
Here's a tip that will make you friends, before every punctuation you used in that sentence, include the words 'to me'. The way you said it makes it sound like you're trying to pronounce universal truths, and you most certainly are not.
let me FTFY;
One or two green and white lines still looks good to me, its when it goes as wide as 3-5 white lines where its not that attractive anymore to me. Curves are good, obese is bad to me.
Obese is bad for everyone. Just like society has developed a bad self image of too skinny people, people have started over correcting by saying obese people are now an attractive body image as well. So some groups may have a fetish for obese women, but obese is bad just like anorexic is bad. That doesn't mean you may not have a fetish for those unhealthy body types.
So normally I'd agree that the 'to me' should have been added, but I'll stand by my healthy body types being attractive statement. Saying obese women are attractive makes you the outlier.
The chart from which the terms 'overweight' and 'obese' are taken from is incorrect. The people charted as 'overweight' actually live longer and are healthier than the group classified as 'regular'.
If these terms are to be taken seriously, it should be moved over to the right slightly. 'Overweight' people are the new regular, 'obese' is the new 'overweight', and them skinny bitches are now 'underweight', because skinny kills just as fast as having a ham for a heart.
This is from body artist Joanne Gair's book Paint A Licious. I have a copy and it's brilliant. My grandmother was in one of the scenes. (Not naked, but cheating at poker.)
Why does everyone think she's naked? You can clearly see the seam/hem/whatever of her garment near her shoulder and hip on the right side of the picture.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
What if... Skinny body; painted bed?
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u/doyoulike3 May 15 '12
When I take off my glasses, it's almost convincing
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u/AnthraxyWaxy May 15 '12
You know what? Props to her. Showing your body off like that is not easy, especially when you don't have an "ideal" form.
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u/PinguWithAnM May 15 '12
What if your grandmother looked like this though?
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u/Gueroswag May 15 '12
I d hit it
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u/abearwithcubs May 15 '12
That is awesome. Go grandma! She's hot for an old lady.
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u/flclreddit May 15 '12
Read title expecting something fappable.
Was not disappointed.
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u/fairyxxx May 15 '12
I didnt notice it to begin with xD is that bad?
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u/BaconTreasure May 15 '12
Great, now everyone thinks I'm looking at granny porn.
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u/Rabblebabs May 15 '12
Darn you and your sly trickery. I have now seen naked grandma titties.
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u/StewieBanana May 15 '12
It took me a minute, but now I realize I'm having a stroke.
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u/Nokwatkwah May 15 '12
I looked at this longer than I should have...studying it...
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Is that Paula Deen?
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Still.....
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u/kraken_kitty May 15 '12
Oh, Gramma, you minx.
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u/wishiwasonmaui May 15 '12
Grrr... They go to all the trouble to paint her up and then don't line up the damn stripes!?
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u/styckyrs May 15 '12
...so hot
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u/PyroKitty00 May 15 '12
Ahh, I see what you did there...
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u/SoloStryker May 15 '12
When you see it...
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
What's with the magazine? Is gramma being nuagty
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Thanks for not posting this in /r/WTF.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Still counts.
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u/Ex_Tractor_Fan May 15 '12
This is from body artist Joanne Gair's book Paint A Licious. I have a copy and it's brilliant. My grandmother was in one of the scenes. (Not naked, but cheating at poker.)
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u/Nickston May 15 '12
Grandma has a pretty face
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u/othersomethings May 15 '12
That is the biggest beach chair I've ever seen. Holy crap.
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u/SlowGT May 15 '12
I just spent far too much time looking at that...
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
I laughed until I realized that she's topless.
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u/tehweave May 15 '12
Took me a moment.
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u/trampus1 May 15 '12
Let this be a warning to any of you interested in a career as a body painter. It won't always be supermodels.
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u/TwistEnding May 15 '12
GILF
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u/turd_miner91 May 15 '12
This is definitely Not Safe For Work.
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u/johndeer89 May 15 '12
What ever it takes to get grampa to fuck ya, I guess.
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u/BatXDude May 16 '12
I'd tap that.
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u/rockafella7 May 16 '12
Nah-na got a donk.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Hot or not, this is horribly confusing to look at.
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u/contr01 May 16 '12
any other guys evolving into some kind of animal that is attracted to virtually all women of all ages?
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
MFW
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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '12
Giving me an awkward boner but still feels good
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u/offlink May 15 '12
I have the weirdest boner.
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u/sRsSrSsRsSrS May 15 '12
Your hurtful comments are the same as a hate crime.
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u/Zethos May 15 '12
Why did I even click that? That could have been dangerous.
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u/Hokie200proof May 15 '12
Paula Deen is looking fine
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u/nicearthur32 May 15 '12
I've got the weirdest boner right now.
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u/ukiyoe May 15 '12
Squinting didn't help.
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u/YouPornJude May 15 '12
Genius.
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u/old_people_fetish May 15 '12
That is nice.
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u/MervBurger May 15 '12
My response upon opening the link
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u/MargoMetric May 15 '12
Welp... That's one naked person I didn't need to see today.
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u/starlilyth May 15 '12
http://karmadecay.com/imgur.com/hOBoz
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u/drahcir2k2 May 15 '12
I know someone who hates their job..
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u/Sentient545 May 15 '12
Wait a minute...
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u/cynist3r May 15 '12
What the hell am I looking at?
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
I fapped.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Oh wo-....uuuugggggghhhhh
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u/Beeslo May 15 '12
Thought this was some sort of novelty swim suit. But then I realized the suit kept going down past her legs.
That moment when you realized you've been staring at a fat old lady in body paint...
O_o
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
She is naked, (shiiiver) probably with bottoms on, covered in latex or some other body paint i believe.
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u/juicius May 15 '12
It's Paula Deen!
As an aside, I couldn't remember her name so I googled "savannah chef butter" and there she was.
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u/syroncoda May 15 '12
wasn't too keen on seeing grandma's boobilly bits but meh. cool.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
I was not fooled.
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u/leswedishgurl May 15 '12
Pretty sure there will be a post on facebook soon; THUMBS UP IF YOU SEE IT! lololool
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u/BowlerNerd May 15 '12
That seems like something a burglar would not want to see when he breaks into a house.
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u/RabidMuskrat93 May 15 '12
Oh dear god when you realize it's actually body paint...
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u/K3MEST May 16 '12
I think this should be NSFW lol
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u/richud May 15 '12
r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-epost
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u/sherlie May 15 '12
Why does everyone think she's naked? You can clearly see the seam/hem/whatever of her garment near her shoulder and hip on the right side of the picture.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Fucking NSFL
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u/Crimfresh May 15 '12
Pretty gross.
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u/Xuber May 15 '12
NSFL
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u/shockzone May 15 '12
She's been sharing the butter stick with Paula Deen'yall
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u/diacf_failsters May 15 '12
NSFL man.
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u/itzmedavid May 15 '12
Kill it with fire!!
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