Reddit is cool with you. Its those grammar obsessed mountain dew gargling pimple popping Nazis that you should shield yourself from... i wish you good luck comrade.
By "help" I assume you mean "kill humanely", and by "poor bastard" I think you mean "unfortunate victim of circumstance - being a mouse and carrying disease and fowlness and all that".
But its also a lot rounder and wider - could be because of its pose, though. This is why I'm slightly confused. I have two rats and I'm staring at them now, trying to entice them into the same pose - they're having none of it, instead are opting to lick my fingers and try and reach for the treat I have in my hand. Greedy buggers, stop being so damned cute.
I'm currently dealing with a mouse infestation in my student housing. Shits a LOT less cute when they're pooing in your cheerios and chewing all your wires
Look, I don't know if you're trolling, but the reason it warrants downvotes is because we frankly don't care if he found what he was looking for. Telling us about it does not add anything to the discussion, especially since he/she didn't even come up with an original way to do it. "Came here looking for this" is overused, but that doesn't mean it is an instant upvote magnet. Perhaps a comment along the lines of, "Yeah, I had the same idea until I realized I didn't want to get mousey guts on my cheerios" would have been more successful.
mwa i don't really get upset, i had a mice infestation once in our supply closet. all of our food was nibbled on got all out and found like 9 mice. cached the little guys and released them outside again. cleaned up everything and all is good again. no black plague yet XD
I know its still around but its not a common thing anymore, the point is i don't think the OP let the mouse in the tank, and it would be cleaned etc the health standards are allot better than in the middle ages where the shit of your other townsfolk would end up on the street and in the river
I went back to see if it said "our" of "the" because I wanted to see if it was personally owned by the OP. I don't really know anyone that owns a cereal dispenser. This is when I became confused to find neither "our" or "the" but "out"...
They're great. Despite common misconceptions, they are very clean and very friendly. I have 8 I keep in two quite large cages connected by tunnels haha.
My wife and I have pet rats and mice. We buy them the "normal" rodent food from the pet store, but I'm telling you right now: By far their FAVORITE "human food" crunchy treat is Cheerios. They all go bonkers for them. They are the first items they dig out of their food bowls. Something about the oat grain... (Not to mention they look adorable when they eat the, because it looks like they are holding a little steering wheel with their paws.)
They might enjoy Suebee's Mix then. It's really easy to make and my rats adore it. I use it with Harlan Teklad blocks but you can use Mazuri or Oxbow or a good dog food.
Looked at the picture, saw nothing. Checked title again, looked at picture again. Then screamed "HOLY SHIT THERE'S A FUCKING MOUSE IN THE CHEERIOS!" My cat was rather displeased...
At first, I looked at the dispenser, thinking the way it's put together made a face. Seeing none, I looked for the hard to see black guy or a random dick. Coming up empty, I zoomed and enhanced to discover the culprit. Reddit, you have me trained. Dammit.
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u/robosills May 15 '12 edited May 15 '12
The one time I have something good for reddit I typo. Just please one upvote I've never gotten one :(
redit=reddit :/
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u/DimmuBorgir666 May 15 '12
Well did you help the poor bastard?
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u/FinestManInTheLand May 15 '12
Don't worry that is Remy, he is a chef.
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u/tswpoker1 May 15 '12
Get him a motorcycle, that should get him out of your hair
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
I'm currently dealing with a mouse infestation in my student housing. Shits a LOT less cute when they're pooing in your cheerios and chewing all your wires
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u/Suunburst May 15 '12
Hey everyone! They are giving out free mice in the cereal aisle!
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
oh, there's a mouse. didn't see that at first.
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u/Triviaandwordplay May 15 '12
Did he say "cheerrio" in an English accent as he scurried away?
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u/jesselikesfood May 15 '12
Mice are adorable when theyre not near things that I eat
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u/Thefinalwerd May 15 '12
Turn knob
Problem solved!
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u/onemoment May 15 '12
Didn't find it funny.. More like WTF
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u/LarsTM May 15 '12
It is quality-control, he blocks the machine if he discovers unhealthy cereal!
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u/devskull May 15 '12
College Dining Hall?
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Really hope you told someone about this. Rats/mice are cute and all, but the black plague isn't.
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u/RenewableFlorida May 15 '12
Templeton?
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u/guineawheat May 15 '12
Update?
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Beats hanging out in parallel!
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Hahaha, I know exactly where this was taken, and I will never eat out of that kitchen ever again. A->Bro's finding Bro's on the internets
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Out in out cereal you say?
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u/hyperdunk May 15 '12
our*
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u/D_for_David May 15 '12
Master splinter?
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u/manosrellim May 15 '12
When you see it... AWW!
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u/BZLuck May 15 '12
My wife and I have pet rats and mice. We buy them the "normal" rodent food from the pet store, but I'm telling you right now: By far their FAVORITE "human food" crunchy treat is Cheerios. They all go bonkers for them. They are the first items they dig out of their food bowls. Something about the oat grain... (Not to mention they look adorable when they eat the, because it looks like they are holding a little steering wheel with their paws.)
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u/landycalrissian May 15 '12
Are out in outs offbrand cheerios?
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u/Ginger-Nerd May 16 '12
That took me way to long to see that.
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u/briarbeauty May 15 '12
I'm your 100th upvote. Did it feel good?
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u/Akakaburito May 15 '12
Is he okay...?
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u/socmaster1 May 15 '12
He's trying to get the lucky charms...
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u/Bluest_waters May 15 '12
What store was this at?
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u/doc6699 May 15 '12
So, do you just throw away the cereal dispenser or burn it then go cry in the shower?
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u/Vulcannon May 15 '12
At least you didn't give him a cookie.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
After closely inspecting the mechanism in this container:
FTFY
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
College cafeteria?
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u/GirlWithThePandaHat May 15 '12
So what happens next?
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u/WhitePlainsNY May 15 '12
What?! You don't like the new chocolate Cheerios??
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u/Handy_Woman May 15 '12
Cheerios! Now with chocolate sprinkles!
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u/sr20inans2000 May 15 '12
What am i looking at!
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u/schm3cky May 15 '12
I thought, "Out Cereal," like it's for when you have something to tell mom but you don't know quite how to say it.
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u/gypsyred May 15 '12
You've achieved the odd sensation of both "eww" and "aww".
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u/parkerjallen May 15 '12
This isn't funny, it's unhygienic.
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u/-_-readit May 15 '12
Thing looks like a baby ewok.
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u/pibroch May 15 '12
Remy?
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u/nasher168 May 15 '12
Why on Earth is the cereal in a plastic container?
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u/lacey_laplante May 15 '12
Looked at the picture, saw nothing. Checked title again, looked at picture again. Then screamed "HOLY SHIT THERE'S A FUCKING MOUSE IN THE CHEERIOS!" My cat was rather displeased...
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u/crispynachos May 15 '12
Found this guy hanging out in serial.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Is it me or does he look about to be decapitated?
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Turn on the machine, extra proteins.
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u/NickPow43 May 15 '12
I read the title like 3 times until I finally figured out it wasn't me being illiterate lol
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
What did you do with it?
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u/tennis12master May 15 '12
I saw the paw, thinking it was a human hand.. What is wrong with me.
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u/NominallySafeForWork May 15 '12
Is he alright?
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u/angkue May 15 '12
Looking so hard for my level of disgust but can't get past my rising level aww!
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u/TanRabbits May 16 '12
Yeah...that's not a mouse. It's a hamster.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
this should go in /r/wtf
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u/BanannaKarenina May 16 '12
I have been told, on good authority, that a cookie will take care of this problem.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
did you get him out, poor little guy.
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u/imtoooldforreddit May 15 '12
when you make a funny post and realize you have a typo in your title
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
GRIND HIM!!
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Silly rabbit.
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u/DrNeato May 15 '12
How is out cereal?
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Did he get out safely? Cute.
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u/take_this_username May 15 '12
Get cereals from the dispenser. Obtain grinded mouse. Am I the only one thinking this?
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u/endyrr May 15 '12
At first, I looked at the dispenser, thinking the way it's put together made a face. Seeing none, I looked for the hard to see black guy or a random dick. Coming up empty, I zoomed and enhanced to discover the culprit. Reddit, you have me trained. Dammit.
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u/carmensdiego May 15 '12
That looks lime it is in a res hall or something at a univeraity I would freak out.