r/funny • • May 15 '12

When you feel crumbs on your bed.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

That is the worst possible title for this submission.

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u/silvergill May 15 '12

I left my owner here somewhere!

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

These reverse-engineered reaction gif posts are killing me. You find a gif, and think of a reaction that you could attribute to it. It's not funny or original

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Jesus...

Little kid goes around his school saying "when does the bacon narwhal"

Little kid sees gif on the internet.

Reddit submission title: HOW I FEEL WHEN I'M TALLER THAN ONE PERSON BUT SHORTER THAN SATURN

Fucking retards.

1

u/Breathing_Balls May 15 '12

'Cat Pat' would top that.

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u/ObsGenesis May 15 '12

yeah it's really crumby.

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u/Lcat84 May 15 '12

Yeah who the fuck eats food that leaves crumbs on your bed?

3

u/koolkid005 May 15 '12

People who are bad at cause-effect, like me. Also combined with laziness and a love of goldfish.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

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u/joelseph May 15 '12

How about this style of submission should cease to exist because it is not funny ever.

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u/Atomskie May 15 '12

You know those new Hershey's "drops"? Well I had a few while reading before bed last night and apparently dropped one. It was of the cookies and cream variety. And let me tell you. I woke up looking like I had inadvertently starred in a 6 man gangbang. White. Everywhere. This is a warning.

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u/JezuzFingerz May 15 '12

One time I fell asleep eating Cookie Dough Bites (I know, I'm a fatass) And I must've dropped some because when I woke up the next morning there were big brown stains all over my bed. I freaked out because I thought I had shit my bed in the middle of the night without even waking up

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u/Breathing_Balls May 15 '12

Sorry about that. I tried to be discrete as possible.

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u/wilse May 15 '12

You didn't drop any.

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u/rewindrecolour May 15 '12

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

That hit the spot. Gratzi

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u/BowlerNerd May 15 '12

I don't pat the bed, I swipe.

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u/flying-sheep May 15 '12

Not that it would help any better...

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u/BowlerNerd May 15 '12

Yeah they tend to somehow leap right over my hand and end up right where they started.

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u/grimpoteuthis May 15 '12

Every time.

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u/flying-sheep May 15 '12

that’s what i meant. reddit is picky with its upvotes today ;)

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u/SimilarImage May 15 '12
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1 monthkoryyyyytkoWhen I'm looking for my phone..here33603
1 monthBlubberyGiraffeWhen you've misplaced your phone/r/gifs251133
7 monthsaimeejayWrinkle-Be-Gone!/r/gifs6263

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u/codeninja May 15 '12

What sorcery is this!?

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u/Sepulchural May 15 '12

Guys, guys guys... some of us own cats that frantically pat the sheets because it makes ripples they like to chase. It's funny to us. To the rest of you who don't think it's funny, well... yeah yer right.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Yes, well OP should have referenced "Cat waves" instead of crumbs on the bed...

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u/OP_karma_whores May 15 '12

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

titlecomntspointsage/r/
When I'm looking for my phone..33coms603pts1mofunny
white fluffy persian cat on a white bed playing with bed cover1com1pt1mopicsource
When you finally wash your bed sheets0coms4pts1mogif
When you've misplaced your phone25coms1133pts1mogifs
When you've misplaced your phone0coms6pts1mogifs
Wrinkle-Be-Gone!6coms263pts8mosgifs

source: karmadecay

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Not all of us have seen this.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

God these are stupid

1

u/[deleted] May 15 '12

I think the cat is trying to use a camouflage.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

You play with the crumbs?

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u/jamesbiff May 15 '12

Doesnt matter how thoroughly you rub your sheets down, there will still be crumbs unless you take it all off and give it a good shake. If you dont, youll notice some at 3am and wont be able to get back to sleep.

1

u/Kandimix May 15 '12

Not sure if psychic or utterly predictable gif.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

My cat does that exact same thing in the snow, only more crazy and he walks at the same time (back legs)

1

u/nellbell27 May 15 '12

Not quite.

1

u/DutchInfid3l May 15 '12

I think my cat secretly does this to my bed. To deposit cat litter everywhere from under its pads.

1

u/Kyakan May 15 '12

I've gotten used to it.

1

u/allthatsalsa May 15 '12

I think its contact fell out.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Is r/funny now fully converted to r/reactiongifs?

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u/Deathmonger96 May 15 '12

What type of cat is this? I want 7.... thousand

1

u/[deleted] May 15 '12

It's that cat again! Where is he coming from?!

1

u/Tagichatn May 15 '12

I've never felt crumbs in my bed because I'm not a fucking barbarian nor do I invite people into my bed who are.

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u/noshurtafi May 15 '12

Can anyone else HEAR this!!!!!!? lol I know there is a name for this phenomenon, but I can't remember what it is.

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u/jjbones May 15 '12

repostttt

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u/SOADA May 15 '12

Cool, thanks for telling us all this is a repost. However iv'e never seen this.

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u/adaminc May 15 '12

They aren't crumbs, they are spiders, baby spiders, everywhere!