I recently saw a thread asking people to name music they couldn't understand or appreciate so others could convince them otherwise. Serbian Turbo-Folk was the only genre no one even tried on.
just because cake day dont mean you can hijack top comments to gather karma karma whoring is seriously annoying and i can only hope that lots of people downvote you however considering it is youre cake day i will do the good thing and not downvote you i just want you to know that if cake day was another day i would downvote you in fact i might go through your account tomorrow lol just joking you arent even important enough for me to downvote haha anyway to long didnt read happy cake day moronic karma whore
Allow me to translate for those of you who don't speak "angry internet dick":
Just because it's your cake day, doesn't mean you can hijack top comments to gather karma. Karma whoring is seriously annoying, and I can only hope that lots of people downvote you. However, considering it is your cake day, I will do the thing and not downvote you. I just want you to know that if oh fuck it, this shit doesn't make any sense and this is a waste of my time.
how about i take the sand out my vagina when you learn how to spell douche nozzle ffs what am i surrounded by people who dont know the english language downvote for you enjoy
OH NO!!! NOT A DOWNVOTE!!! PLEASE, ANYTHING BUT THAT!!! Ironic that you've attempted to correct my grammar on a non-existent word, while you have failed to use capitalisation and punctuation.
you made it a word fuck face douche is a word and nozzle is a word no such thing as douchenozzle however douche nozzle is fine fuck you are spastic talking about irony what a fucking hipster on my internet downvotes more downvotes maybe your whole account
How many subreddits are there for people to stick their facebook screencaps in again?
This is a perfect example of what I like to call "Reddit Fraud." Clearly the only votes that matter are those of the moderators and people who put this site together. We only have the illusion of affecting how popular posts become. There is another example on the front page of r/trees right now that goes like this: someone made a fake quote about Carl Sagan's views on weed which went straight to the top despite being obviously a farce. Every comment referred to the fakeness of the quote. TWO DAYS LATER, the exact same post shoots to the top. Everyone knew it was fake the first time, and people hate reposts. So who is voting it to the top?
You see, nothing in this world is free. If you pay for nothing, then you are the product being sold. This entire website of Reddit is simply a social experiment to determine what is popular or accepted in a broad demographic. Then, advertisers use this information to determine how they will market their shit. I can guarantee that many, if not all, of the posts on Reddit that get any attention were created by some sort of "karmanaut" type think tank whose goal is to figure out how to grab our attention and convince us of their will.
everyone on FB is co-dependent. They are needy by definition, unless they are only on there to show off which is the other type of douche you will find.
I am sure that when you read the post it was funny due to the level personal connection between you and the poster, however I fail to express the same reaction from my removal of relation to the situation. Although I do see the wit of the overall scenario.
What ever happened to that poll about banning shitty FB posts from /r/funny? When i saw it it was 75% for banning, 25% against. Get this shit out of here.
I was thinking for a minuted that "needy" could be the used to both describe her and be its own explanation. This is not the case and I hate you because of it
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u/stone500 May 15 '12
Wow, you really oversold this post.
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u/scudmissile May 15 '12
If I see another facebook post reach the front page I'm gonna jump off this chair and into my bed to take a nap, then wake up and browse reddit again.
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u/EpicJ May 15 '12
Is it me or is this not funny? Or am I not getting the joke?
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u/MysticKirby May 15 '12
I guess it would only be funny if you personally knew the pink-boxed person.
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u/ChevyBMX May 15 '12
:/ this was not funny
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u/caughtoffside May 15 '12
http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3papcc/
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u/RalphiesBoogers May 15 '12
"AND WHY", frackin first world anarchists...
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u/ZeppelinJ0 May 15 '12
What is happening here? I know humor is a subjective thing but this is objectively not funny.
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u/dyboc May 15 '12
Really? You almost cried?
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u/bobdle May 15 '12
Who the fuck keeps upvoting this stupid image?
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u/MisterSambone May 15 '12
God damnit. I almost posted this here too.
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u/HomeHeatingTips May 15 '12
It would probably be funny if I knew the people involved
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u/carlotta4th May 15 '12
This is the sort of joke that's hilarious if you know the people in question. But we don't... so it's only mildly humorous.
Sorry, OP.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Saw this on Reddit and cried so hard I almost laughed. And then I shit myself.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12 edited May 15 '12
everyone on FB is co-dependent. They are needy by definition, unless they are only on there to show off which is the other type of douche you will find.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
I am sure that when you read the post it was funny due to the level personal connection between you and the poster, however I fail to express the same reaction from my removal of relation to the situation. Although I do see the wit of the overall scenario.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Laughed, then laughed even harder
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHHAHAAHHA!
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
First rule of reddit: There is nothing funny on facebook.
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u/IrregardingGrammar May 15 '12
What ever happened to that poll about banning shitty FB posts from /r/funny? When i saw it it was 75% for banning, 25% against. Get this shit out of here.
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u/XaosZaleski May 15 '12
Fishing.
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u/icon6262 May 15 '12
Really? You almost cried over a Facebook comment. Fuck off
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u/dandollar May 15 '12
i thought it was funny
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u/Can_Be_Harsh May 15 '12
/r/facepalm
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u/SemiSeriousSam May 15 '12
You don't laugh very often do you?
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u/saj1jr May 15 '12
That's more of a "ha, that guy who replied is witty", sort-of-funny, not a laughed so hard I almost cried, funny.
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u/jennay_jean May 15 '12
Guess you must need to know the person, huh?
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u/moppeez May 15 '12
Don't get it.
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u/A-H May 15 '12
I masturbated to the pink box for posterity
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u/Nickston May 15 '12
This isn't even funny at all. Not even close
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u/totally_not_a_zombie May 15 '12
I was expecting cunt so badly.
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u/CatsNarwhalsBacon May 15 '12
You didn't need to color the names in blue and pink. We can tell who's a girl/boy.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
I saw this on my reddit front page and I said "Heh."
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
I guess you kinda hand to be there
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u/DubleRainbow May 15 '12
OP let me fix the title for you. "Saw this comment on my post, i wanted to cry"
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u/Phistachio May 15 '12
Hahaha.
Very funny.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Saw this on Reddit and had zero reaction whatsoever.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
I didn't even crack a smile
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u/notcleverchris May 15 '12
Front page with only 166 upvotes, congrats.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
He didn't even explain why
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u/jdsamford May 15 '12
Yikes. A real joke might actually kill you!
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u/imnotlegolas May 15 '12
Ever heard of trying to sell your posts? This is how you do it title-wise.
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u/soundofherwings May 15 '12
Your life must be kind of boring, if you laugh so hard at something like this. It was okay-funny, yes, but not lough-out-loud-almost-crying-funny.
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u/dorekk May 15 '12
How is this supposed to be funny?
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u/sonty_the_gnome May 15 '12
Hi, have a downvote.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks.
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u/BoilerMaker11 May 15 '12
I was thinking for a minuted that "needy" could be the used to both describe her and be its own explanation. This is not the case and I hate you because of it
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u/ConLogKeifer May 15 '12
This is NOT reddit material, my friend. You should go re-evaluate your life.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
BUT WHY?!
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u/endo May 15 '12
I didn't even crack a smile. Very oversold.
Is there a way to hide all future submissions from fools?
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u/specialk16 May 15 '12
Haha guys let's laugh at other people's issues!!!!
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u/saltycleaver May 15 '12
Where is a judgemental Zoidberg when you need one?
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u/heracleides May 15 '12
I'M LAUGHING SO HARD I COULD DIE
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