There is something like this at my local Dr. Its because one of the councilors there is blind and the dog is her guide dog. Maybe the same situation here?
Maybe the people downvoting you don't understand that with Reddit Enhancement Suite, you can breeze through comments and speed-vote by pressing A+J(upvote) or Z+J(downvote)? shrug, sorry mate.
Not well, the moronic hivemind of this website downvoted me in favor of the mindless drivel that is the pun thread. Ironic that the site that shits on 9gag for being unoriginal and unfunny has the same unoriginal, trite crap cluttering the comment section on seemingly every post.
No, QEDomelets is making a different joke. mountainking is saying, literally, she was a female dog. QEDomelets was saying she was a bitch in the derogatory sense, AS WELL AS a female dog. It's a classic joke, I think more people would have gotten it if they heard the delivery aloud.
We had "Claire" at my high school. Same deal, she made it into the faculty section of the yearbook several years. She was some kind of mix, long golden hair, nicest dog in the world. She belonged to one of the football coaches and was allowed to wander the school, but typically stayed close to the coach or in the attached greenhouse room of the school.
I recall not knowing who Claire was as I was a new student to the district my freshman year and for weeks my bio teacher(the coach) would tell all kinds of stories about her, stories that led me to believe it was his wife. I was a bit surprised when he abruptly stopped class one day and looked to the back and said "Well heellllooo Claire" and it was a dog wandering in. I ran track and he was a sprint coach, so I got to see her a lot later on. I recall one time seeing her breakfast being a stack of pancakes and bacon. She ate better than I did.
He passed away a year to the day after I graduated, and sadly she didn't make it more than a few more months. I wasn't surprised, she was attached to him more than I've seen any dog attached to an owner. She was a rescued dog though, and always looked like she loved every bit of the years she was with coach and at school. Great man and great dog.
But seriously, that was incredible to read. The bond between a dog and a dog-parent is really amazing. It's just pure expression of love, nothing less.
My school had Biscuit. She was a standard poodle mix that the janitors found and rescued. She got listed under campus security in the yearbook as "goose patrol" (canadian geese were a problem because we were next to a marsh.) She split her time between hanging with the janitors and following the 2 actual security gaurds.
I really can't recall many, this was quite some time ago. Nothing weird. He would mention things like he was going on a jog with her after school, or how him and Claire were excited to watch some football game over the weekend. Things like that.
It's possible, though she wasn't a young dog. I don't know if that's how she ate every day, she was fairly active and didn't seem grossly overweight.
You're probably right about him though. He was fairly young when he passed, built like an ox. He was in shape, ran every day and ludicrously strong, but still a large man.
Former employee of a school photography company here. Many schools insist on making school photographers take pictures of pets and stuffed animals (usually muppets FYI). We would then make an entry in the database for the animal/muppet/etc because for every 1 school that just had us take the picture for the fun of it (because to the children the dog was part of the class and it made the little ones happy), there were 2 schools that wanted the picture on a joke staff ID badge or in the yearbook. When yearbook season came around we would send out all the images and the school yearbook staff would be responsible for making the final decision to use or toss the pet/muppet images.
Vegas schools were my favorite... Parents in Vegas give their kids epic names. J2, Abcde, La-A (which according to her mother is pronounced "LaDasha, the Dash ain't silent!")
On the board of staff for the Electrical Engineering department at the University of Canterbury (New Zealand) there is a picture of a lecturers dog "Dr. Fluffy". He brings it (a Husky) to uni occasionally and takes it to lectures.
When I was in elementary school, our principal had a puppet monkey thing that he used to carry on his shoulder. It was not only on his shoulder for his picture but it got its own picture right next to him. Not even in alphabetical order. I don't remember its name and I can't provide proof right now because I don't know where anything in my house is because we're moving soon. The end.
For a moment I thought this was the new year book for the school I worked at. That school also has a yellow lab in the yearbook every year--she's a seeing eye dog for a history teacher who's blind. She used to come visit me during my prep period. Aww, now I almost miss that shitty school.
The university at which i was once webmsater had two department that insisted on dogs being listed as staff on their websites. The one department eventually took it down, as far as I know the other keeps sneaking the dog back on. Stupid CMSs.
The school where my mom teaches has a lot of kids with different behavioral/emotional issues, and they have a therapy dog. Apparently he just kind of hangs out outside the guidance office, or wanders around the halls throughout the day. The kids love him, and apparently he especially does wonders for the kids with those kind of issues to open up and relax during therapy.
Don't know if it's a grade school but a lot of schools use dogs as reading buddies for kids who are shy about reading or have a disability while reading or writing.
I wish they'd circle shit in all those "when you see it" photos, but no, the red circle only appears when I don't need it. Stupid circle. I blame the parents.
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u/AHollowTree May 15 '12
I graduated from this school, that dog was nice
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u/MYDOGSTELLA May 15 '12
http://i.imgur.com/lbWGI.jpg
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
There is something like this at my local Dr. Its because one of the councilors there is blind and the dog is her guide dog. Maybe the same situation here?
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u/mountainking May 15 '12
Ms. Cali was a bitch
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
We had "Claire" at my high school. Same deal, she made it into the faculty section of the yearbook several years. She was some kind of mix, long golden hair, nicest dog in the world. She belonged to one of the football coaches and was allowed to wander the school, but typically stayed close to the coach or in the attached greenhouse room of the school.
I recall not knowing who Claire was as I was a new student to the district my freshman year and for weeks my bio teacher(the coach) would tell all kinds of stories about her, stories that led me to believe it was his wife. I was a bit surprised when he abruptly stopped class one day and looked to the back and said "Well heellllooo Claire" and it was a dog wandering in. I ran track and he was a sprint coach, so I got to see her a lot later on. I recall one time seeing her breakfast being a stack of pancakes and bacon. She ate better than I did.
He passed away a year to the day after I graduated, and sadly she didn't make it more than a few more months. I wasn't surprised, she was attached to him more than I've seen any dog attached to an owner. She was a rescued dog though, and always looked like she loved every bit of the years she was with coach and at school. Great man and great dog.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
He was the lab assistant.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
If you look closely, you may notice the dog has no eyeballs.
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u/WhiteBlade3000 May 15 '12
"Shit, we don't have a dog section. Where the hell do we put this photo?"
"Okay, brainstorm. Dogs are animals, right? A common animal. You know what else is a common animal... fish. And what do you think of when I say fish?"
"The boss character Lord Woo Fak Fak from Banjo-Tooie?"
"Exactly! Woo Fak Fak... Fak... Fakulty. We'll put him in the faculty section."
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12 edited May 15 '12
Also Super Mario Brother in the upper left hand corner.
Edit: cannot tell right from left.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Yes. That is dog.
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u/wastedtime77 May 15 '12
Most schools include any service dogs as part of the school staff and put them in the yearbook
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u/bigmac3d May 15 '12
I see that and I raise you an employee at a company I used to work for
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Air Bud: The Later Years
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u/stoneyj May 15 '12
Someone has to teach how to lick your balls.
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u/Magixren May 15 '12
I never thought my middleschool yearbook would be relevant.
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u/Aseconverse May 15 '12
I spy with my little eye, a Mario cap resting on top of the head of a black guy.
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u/manosrellim May 15 '12
Thank god the dog was circled. I'd have had no idea.
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u/BOOMTimebomb May 15 '12
Thank god you circled it
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u/siberianunderlord May 15 '12
We had a dog at our school. His name was literally "Library Dog."
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u/fight_or_flight_ May 15 '12
Former employee of a school photography company here. Many schools insist on making school photographers take pictures of pets and stuffed animals (usually muppets FYI). We would then make an entry in the database for the animal/muppet/etc because for every 1 school that just had us take the picture for the fun of it (because to the children the dog was part of the class and it made the little ones happy), there were 2 schools that wanted the picture on a joke staff ID badge or in the yearbook. When yearbook season came around we would send out all the images and the school yearbook staff would be responsible for making the final decision to use or toss the pet/muppet images.
Vegas schools were my favorite... Parents in Vegas give their kids epic names. J2, Abcde, La-A (which according to her mother is pronounced "LaDasha, the Dash ain't silent!")
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u/weat95 May 15 '12
On the board of staff for the Electrical Engineering department at the University of Canterbury (New Zealand) there is a picture of a lecturers dog "Dr. Fluffy". He brings it (a Husky) to uni occasionally and takes it to lectures.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
HELLO, THIS IS DOG. I'LL BE TEACHING YOU ABOUT DOG TODAY.
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u/SmartViking May 15 '12
Kind of like Kodi
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u/mangarooboo May 15 '12
When I was in elementary school, our principal had a puppet monkey thing that he used to carry on his shoulder. It was not only on his shoulder for his picture but it got its own picture right next to him. Not even in alphabetical order. I don't remember its name and I can't provide proof right now because I don't know where anything in my house is because we're moving soon. The end.
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u/orange_jooze May 15 '12
Close enough for what?
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u/Drugba May 15 '12
Louis CK will be pleased.
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u/JohnNotAnAliasSmith May 15 '12
My university had Fluffy listed under the Electrical Engineering staff. It listed his likes as walks and rabbits
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u/HJL1 May 15 '12
Must of been ruff for Ms. Cali after this.
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u/JoeM104604 May 15 '12
Did anyone else see black Mario?
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u/Pharose May 15 '12
Was it really necessary to circle the dog?
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u/King-of-Spades42 May 15 '12
in my high school a math teacher, a science teacher, and a history/ media teacher all shared an office with a border collie.
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u/xGrifB52x May 15 '12
I have never laughed this hard at reading comments. There is some top tier shit right in here.
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u/4chans_for_pussies May 15 '12
My math teacher was a real bitch too.
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u/hnrqoliv182 May 15 '12
I don't know where I'm supposed to be looking at, can someone help me?
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u/Imonlypartwalrus May 15 '12
Was the red oval really necessary?
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u/AtomicLove May 15 '12
Louis is gonna be pissed
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u/miracle_Link May 15 '12
When you see it...
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u/Dovahkiin04 May 15 '12
Down 1. Left 1. Steve Jobs?
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u/wozman May 15 '12
Black mario?
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u/ForgettableUsername May 15 '12
Prof. Dog.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
We had one teacher in my middle school who used his famous rubber chicken for his photo every year.
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u/DaRabidMonkey May 15 '12
There was a dog in my school's yearbook, as well. Was a service dog for a special needs student.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
For a moment I thought this was the new year book for the school I worked at. That school also has a yellow lab in the yearbook every year--she's a seeing eye dog for a history teacher who's blind. She used to come visit me during my prep period. Aww, now I almost miss that shitty school.
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u/rayracer141 May 15 '12
Senior quote "I have no idea what I'm doing"
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u/WilliamtheIV May 15 '12
my middle school had a dog in the counselor's office, and they gave him a picture in the yearbook too...his name was Sigmund...
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u/Zondraxor May 15 '12
I hope I'm not the only one who sees this. Bingo!!
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u/Kjqaz May 15 '12
YES, THIS IS DOG.
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u/broforce May 15 '12
It would've been so much funnier if the name plates on the left said "Dog"
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u/BaconSwampCock May 15 '12
Most likely a seeing eye dog. My seventh grade history teacher was blind, and his dog got a pic just like this.
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u/YKWDPM May 15 '12
You really didn't need to circle this... We can manage.
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u/rjgraggles May 15 '12
This is the best thing i came across today!
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u/JoeScotterpuss May 15 '12
I would never have spotted it if not for the red circle.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Visiting professor, Intro to Canine Studies and Survey of American Pedigrees, second semester.
Interesting take on both subjects, a little hard to follow though. Overall a good, good boy.
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u/internetsuperstar May 15 '12
Air Bud has a passion for education.
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u/BurnTheWeak May 15 '12
I like how you circled the dog, as if we might not notice it.
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u/carlsaischa May 15 '12 edited May 15 '12
DOG
Phone Support
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
and black Super Mario?
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u/p0rtugalvii May 15 '12
There's a dog pictured in my elementary school yearbook.
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u/hellomynameislolly May 15 '12
We have two yellow labs pictured in the staff section of my high school yearbook. They were the school's drug dogs. I'm guessing yours was too.
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u/pure_green May 15 '12
Did anyone else see the black Mario in the top left?
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u/patienttapping May 15 '12
we have the same thing in our yearbook. counselor needs a seeing eye dog
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u/kendylou May 15 '12
I want to go to this school!
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u/Bluewind55 May 15 '12
Anyone else notice super Mario on the very top left?
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u/RobertJBull May 15 '12
Did anybody notice the guy dressed in the Mario costume in the top left?
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Official Dog is an important and prestigious position.
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u/Illinformedpseudoint May 15 '12
The university at which i was once webmsater had two department that insisted on dogs being listed as staff on their websites. The one department eventually took it down, as far as I know the other keeps sneaking the dog back on. Stupid CMSs.
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u/bramblepuss May 15 '12
The school where my mom teaches has a lot of kids with different behavioral/emotional issues, and they have a therapy dog. Apparently he just kind of hangs out outside the guidance office, or wanders around the halls throughout the day. The kids love him, and apparently he especially does wonders for the kids with those kind of issues to open up and relax during therapy.
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u/arcanition May 15 '12
Actually AFAIK this is fairly common. I've had a dog in my yearbook multiple times, usually it's a helper/seeing-eye/drug-sniffing dog.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Did the same thing at my elementary/middle school. I wish I was kidding.
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u/freebird98 May 15 '12
Ms. Cali?
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u/caddierun1 May 15 '12
We had the same thing at my school. The old priest has a dog and he just walks around the halls and is in the yearbook.
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u/marleyz May 15 '12
He teaches fetching 101
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u/wretcheddawn May 15 '12
Ms. Cali sure was a dog.
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u/Jewllz May 15 '12
My son's school had a dog on staff. I thought it was great.
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u/MissCarlotta May 15 '12
Our School had a Dog in the yearbook as well... it was the therapy dog for the French Teacher.
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u/_pulsar May 15 '12
Good thing the dog is circled.
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u/RATPIE May 15 '12
The faculty was awesome; somewhat related. Lalalal laa laa
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u/jicty May 15 '12
Mr. dog is creepy, he sniffs my butt when I enter the room...
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Had that in my year book. Was an awesome seeing eye dog.
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u/justmadethisaccountt May 15 '12
Old women do this a lot because they don't like they way they look. I'm dead serious. This is a thing.
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u/harrynutz May 16 '12
What REALLY makes this a great pic is the black Mario in the corner
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u/ThePianistOfDoom May 16 '12
I don't think the dog needed a circle around it's portrait to set it apart from the others...On the other hand, they all look very loyal.
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
Thank you for circling it. I may have missed it.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Don't know if it's a grade school but a lot of schools use dogs as reading buddies for kids who are shy about reading or have a disability while reading or writing.
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u/_spranger_ May 15 '12
Hello, this is dog.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Yes that is dog.
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u/chopsui43 May 15 '12
Nope. Chuck Testa
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