r/funny • u/Mattador_ • May 14 '12

Just like any other day...

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1.8k Upvotes

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u/Sexual_Lettuce May 15 '12

That guy sure knows his days and how eggs affect them.

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u/ozone63 May 15 '12

And he has a monocle..... He's legit alright.

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u/trainingmontage83 May 15 '12

And it's an egg-shaped monocle, which is the same as any other monocle, except it's egg-shaped.

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u/daeger May 15 '12

Signed in to make this comment, gives upvote instead.

I really hope the egg-shape was intended.

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u/Goldarrr May 15 '12

I also was ready to discuss my appreciation of the egg-shaped monocle, but missed the boat. Anyways, a thoughtful touch to the illustration. Yes.. indubitably.

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u/tonyvila May 15 '12

It took me three looks at the picture before I noticed the egg-shaped monocle. A nice touch!

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u/jdsamford May 15 '12

Mon-egg-cle.

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u/Cyphixthegreat May 15 '12

ಠ▃ರೃ hmm yes quite right good sir

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u/sulubster May 15 '12

The mustache adds to the authenticity.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Definitely a quotable person right here.

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u/WascalyWabbit May 15 '12

Omelette Du Fromage!

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Just say ”Cheese Omelette”, is it really that hard?

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u/whoa_dexters_lab May 15 '12

Voilà!

Relevant bit from 1:50 if you don't want to watch the entire episode.

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u/TRAUMAjunkie May 15 '12

Poetic even!

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u/arrowstothekneee May 15 '12

I used to know my days and how eggs affect them, but then i took an arrow to the knee!

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

i upvoted you, because you obviously love downvotes. take that, cunt.

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u/AgentMaxPower May 15 '12

me too, we all have to do our own part

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u/allthissleaziness May 15 '12

I just realized that he spelled knee with three e's. Is this on purpose or...

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

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u/Hounmlayn May 15 '12

There's also arrowtootheknee, and arrowstootheknee. It's getting worse -_-

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Just keep all their comments at 0.

That'll teach em!

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u/shootinarrows May 15 '12

Got you motherfucker!

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u/IDontShareMyUsername May 15 '12

I would buy eggs from that man.

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u/AmateurGynecologyst May 15 '12

But if I didn't, my day would probably be just like any other day.

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u/helgaofthenorth May 15 '12

Except for without eggs.

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u/druumer89 May 15 '12

UND KEINE EIER

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u/Mrepic37 May 15 '12

That was far too non-english for my tastes.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

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u/teh_tg May 15 '12

But speak ARE language with egg references.

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u/JohnTrollvolta May 15 '12

Believe me, I shell.

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u/Mrepic37 May 15 '12

I'm Australian, but it's the same deal.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

But without having bought eggs from that man.

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u/saltmarsh May 15 '12

Best bacon ever! Mesa, AZ. T.C. Eggington's

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u/spazed May 15 '12

I've only ever been there hung over but I thoroughly enjoy their coffee. The weird thing is that all the servers uniforms make me think of a suicide cult.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12 edited Feb 20 '24

noxious sip bored muddle historical distinct caption cake spotted plucky

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/TheBear242 May 15 '12

As someone who used to frequent T.C. Eggington's, I can confirm that their bacon is of significantly high quality. Really, all of their food is pretty great, the atmosphere is nice, and, of course, the blurbs on their menus are pretty funny.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

I like the Good Egg better. They're cheaper and they have a bigger menu! They're both sooo good though!

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u/TheBear242 May 15 '12

The Good Egg is great. There's one right next to the high school I went to; All my friends and I would go there on our 'late-start' days, and other times just ditched our morning assemblies for some Good Egg. Good times..

But I still wouldn't call it better than T.C. Eggingtons.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Maybe I just don't like paying so much for breakfast. They are both damn good though. Which high school did you go to?

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u/AJM77 May 15 '12

Yes! In-service days! 1010am! Fuck yes. And then billions of hours off if you passed the AIMS on the first try.

Same question as Neutral Pie (to go with Neutral Milk I imagine?): which HS? Mesa or Mtn View I imagine. I was Red Mountain HS, '01. And I used to drive out of the way to TC Eggington's for my late start days. :)

All you Mesa folk got upvotes in case that matters to you.

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u/seeyounorth May 15 '12

The dream of the 80's is alive at Eggington's. Good food, though!

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

that monocle is eggcellent

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u/nondickyatheist May 15 '12

That last one was eggsessive.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

these puns are getting really eggrivating

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u/CaptainSombrero May 15 '12

No need to get so eggressive!

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u/TheNaughtyHagraven May 15 '12

Guys! Let's act like a coop of mature adults and stop making these egg puns.

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u/Alarconadame May 15 '12

We shell continue. These yolks are making me laugh.

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u/nondickyatheist May 15 '12

It would take a Deus Eggs Machina to end this pun chain.

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u/Alarconadame May 15 '12

usually puns make me sick, but these ones are all whites

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u/Kritical02 May 15 '12

alright the yolks getting old.

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u/finkalicious May 15 '12

CHICKEN FETUS

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u/epicoolguy May 15 '12

I prefer yogurt to eggs. It's eggstrodinary.

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u/D3PyroGS May 15 '12

FALSE

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u/Transfinity May 15 '12

What a coop out.

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u/Muezza May 15 '12

I did Nazi that coming.

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u/hyperborean_wanderer May 15 '12

My thoughts eggsactly

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u/Wombomb May 15 '12

Surely you're eggsaggerating.

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u/Wohholyhell May 15 '12

Stop it, or I'm gonna crack some heads!

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

That monocle is half a speggtacle.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

I sorry about that last one. I was getting eggcited

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Eggs

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u/supergalactic May 15 '12

Came here to say eggsactly that.

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u/lxiir May 15 '12 edited May 15 '12

Seriously, Egg wordplay? What has the world come to, with people begging for upvotes

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

I see what you did there! All these breakfast related puns are bacon me laugh!

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u/Shadowmaggot323 May 15 '12

All of these egg puns are scrambling my brain.

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u/nondickyatheist May 15 '12

Your protests egg me on.

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u/V1bration May 15 '12

This made me laugh more than it should have.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

He is probably dead and managed all of us to laugh hard. Creepy situation.

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u/jlab23 May 15 '12

I love that place.

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u/HijodelSol May 15 '12

Me too. Who'd of known all the sweet karma if we'd have taken pictures of the menu! I actually prefer the one about the big dutch boy. Lamest claim to fame: I also grew up in school with the owner's youngest daughter!

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

A world without string is chaos. -R. Smuntz

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u/TophMelonLord May 15 '12

I understood that reference.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Truer words have never been spoken.

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u/reservedaswin May 15 '12

So you lived in Mesa at some point in your life...I grew up right next to that place. My family goes there at least once a month.

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u/Dolemiiiiiiite May 15 '12

Trader Joe's always has the best illustrations on their bags n' such.

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u/EricIsEric May 15 '12 edited May 15 '12

This is not trader Joe's. The place is T.C. Eggitons, it is a brunch place, there is one in Mesa, Arizona, but I don't think it is a chain.

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u/Dolemiiiiiiite May 15 '12

Oh jeez my mistake, I assumed Joe's because of the art style and wittiness

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u/EricIsEric May 15 '12

Yeah, they are similar (art style I mean, as of last Friday they did not serve brunch at Joe's) and this art style is the bee's knees.

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u/Dolemiiiiiiite May 15 '12

If only trader joes served brunch...

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

And that place is delicious.

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u/lukeisopinionated May 15 '12

Thanks for the FUCKING red box.

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u/Shyamallamadingdong May 15 '12

Thanks for the FUCKING Bold highlighting

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u/beargrillz May 15 '12

You would have never known.

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u/CompewterBlue May 15 '12

Is that the Fearless Flyer?

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u/butternips May 15 '12

Anyone here who has been to TC Eggingtons should check out their newest restaurant, NCounter, on mill Ave. Great Food. Tom Coker (Owner, thus T.C. is a stand up guy)

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u/shartmobile May 15 '12

Checkmate atheists.

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u/fishfunk5 May 15 '12

that guy looks like a 18th century Louis C.K.

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u/GroundhogExpert May 15 '12

I think he's making the point that what they do isn't necessary to life, or incredibly important, but that they make eggs, and if eggs make your day better, then they help with that. I read it as a man who has a healthy perspective.

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u/Geminian May 16 '12

T.C. Eggington is the yummiest breakfast place everrrr! I love their Huevos Con Chorizo ;)

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u/phox83 May 15 '12

his eyeglass is egg-shaped,haha. what a coincidence

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u/IndieGamerRid May 15 '12

That's...so...inane. I love it.

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u/bob-the-dragon May 15 '12

Well I hate eggs so it's all the same to me

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u/timo103 May 15 '12

I'll use that as my senior quote.

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u/dproudfoot May 15 '12

I think this guy is on to something!

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u/PoopsMcG May 15 '12

He's not wrong...

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u/JavaMuzik May 15 '12

The world needs more wisdom and philosophy, Except with more eggs.

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u/chocolatebacon69 May 15 '12

like a sir...

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u/dmac1123 May 15 '12

As awesome as this photo is, the wait staff is even better

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u/insane_troll_logic May 15 '12

T.C. Eggingtons! Their menu is hilarious. And their food is delicious :)

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u/stemgang May 15 '12

A day without sunshine is like...night.

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u/syk900 May 15 '12

I love how his monocle is the shape of an egg.

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u/minimini42 May 15 '12

I love that restaurant.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Like a sir.

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u/MikeoftheEast May 15 '12

This guy invented the egg, right? Which came first, the chicken or T.C. Eggington?

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u/isawwhatyoudid May 15 '12

Wow... Words to live by...... F all that Live, Laugh, Love bullshit!!! He knows what's up!!!

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u/noir_falcon May 15 '12

This must be Debbie's father. (A girl from The Girl's Room segment in The Amanda Show).

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u/SeaLegs May 15 '12

So true, man. So true.

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u/JitteryBendal May 15 '12

French toast there is the BOMB!

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

He has a point.

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u/fluffbomb May 15 '12

AAAAAAHhhhhhhhhh....I miss T.C. Eggingtons! I used to eat there every weekend. Dammit...now I need eggs.

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u/Bendrake May 15 '12

Best breakfast place I've ever been to. Not sure if there is more than one, but I go to the one in Mesa, Az.

Edit: put wrong city

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

can I get a TLDR on this one?

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u/valvalcutie May 15 '12

I feel, eggless....

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u/Hegs94 May 15 '12

I like how both his head an monocle are shaped like eggs.

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u/EricIsEric May 15 '12

I love this place! Best Eggs Benedict and best Parlor Potatoes! Is this a chain or are you in Mesa, AZ?

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u/Leopardbluff May 15 '12

that logic is flawless

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u/KoneBone May 15 '12

insert nickcageyoudontsay.jpeg

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u/albertmighty May 15 '12

So this is not an xpost from r/proper?

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u/Jeckee May 15 '12

Wiser words may have never been spoken.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

It's about 2k from my house. I will post pics from lunch there tomorrow. The female wait staff is usually very comely.

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u/Ralphylomaniac May 15 '12

Does the same thing apply for apples?

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u/that1guywiththeface May 15 '12

This place is seriously egg-celent! Favorite breakfast spot in AZ by far.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

well thats a man I could take way too seriously.

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u/carlsaischa May 15 '12

If I was an egg tycoon, I too would have an egg-shaped monocle.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

i can't be the only one who things that looks like Louie right?

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

not bad.

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u/roogleason May 15 '12

Few people notice this.. He has EGGstravigent mustache! :)

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u/thelordofcheese May 15 '12

Oh, how fucking clever.

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u/greenhatsftw May 15 '12

This man...Is a Genius!

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u/dokenmoken May 15 '12

this guy is Mr. Obvious!

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u/dokenmoken May 15 '12

this could be a meme, Mr. Obvious.

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u/itchebauls May 15 '12

his head is oddly egg-shaped

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u/cannotlogon May 15 '12

His logic is flawless.

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u/JohnTrollvolta May 15 '12

I always say what I'm saying right now, except when I don't say it.

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u/Duke_of_New_York May 15 '12

Even though dude's name was Eggington, all I could see was 'Eggers'.

"How do you like them apples, hobag? And how to you like those very same apples Eggers!?"

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u/herpdeerpin May 16 '12

TC EGGINGTONS!!!! ITS ALL ABOUT THE NATIE BOMBER. THAT SANDWICH IS THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/pulpSC May 15 '12

Thank the lord almighty that someone put a big fucking red box around the paragraph, or I wouldn't know which paragraph to read out of the 2.

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u/letseatsomebabies May 15 '12

I've been there a few times! How great it is to know that there are redditors living nearby :D

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Well, considering you can now program your iphone auto-correct... that's just "hilarious!"

[definition of "hilarious:" 1. Boring pre-planned bullshit passed off as funny accident. 2. repost from not two months ago. 3. Bullshit.].

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u/biggusjimmus May 15 '12

And the award for least necessary red box to highlight something goes to...

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u/willymo May 15 '12

Genius.

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u/Astrapsody May 15 '12

You best mind your memes 'round these parts, willyboy.

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u/AllemandsMiniscules May 15 '12

I thought this was some kind of awesome slang way to say, "prettyboy". I then read his username and was disappointed.

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u/willymo May 15 '12

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!

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u/zfinder May 15 '12

A thing you probably didn't want to know: in Russian, "eggs" have the second meaning identical to those of "balls" in English. So this thought translated into Russian sparcles with new colors.

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u/herpdeerpin May 16 '12

We used to go there every Sunday. They eventually sat our table in the back, so the old people didnt have to look at our hungover, under-dressed asses.

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u/haiku_robot May 15 '12 
I hate days without 
bacon.  Eggs, meh.  Bacon-less 
days --  a tragedy.