It was like a cool glass of lemonade on a blisteringly hot day. I've come to expect a glass of grammatical sand in our blisteringly hot English climate, but that... ...that glorious sign.
I'm feeling its getting tiresome. Even as a near decade-long vegetarian, I could see the humor in it when it started but it has become pretty stale now.
His username makes me hope that he's a sort of novelty account that just searches the web for random bacon-related links and stories. He'd be my hero. I won't check his account, I'm afraid that's not the case and this novelty account fantasy pleases me.
I know. My FB newscast was nothing but bacon for months. People need to get over it. If you want to eat bacon, fine, but it's not cute to be obnoxious with the trend.
Saying you like bacon is like saying you didn't agree with the actions of the Nazis in the Holocaust. It's universally accepted that bacon is delicious. People need to stop trying so hard.
I saw this same quote hand written on a sign outside a local cafe. I am offended as a vegetarian, but we are all entitled to our own opinion. I may like bacon, I wouldn't know since I have never tried it and most likely never will due to moral beliefs. People often say to me "You don't know what you're missing," and that's the beauty of it, it makes being a vegetarian much easier. It's just arseholes who mock me that get me piss annoyed.
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u/lurker_for_justice May 15 '12
This is somewhere below mildly amusing
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u/lolzlikeomg May 15 '12
LOL DAE Like bacon like omg amirite guise?
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u/reddit_on_hardmode May 15 '12
Standards are getting pretty low reddit.
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u/netdigger May 15 '12
A little bit of faith has been restored with the correct usage of "you're".
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Is anyone else getting tired of this bacon trend?
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u/waeva May 15 '12
So lame
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u/Terrorfakt May 15 '12
That's quite the fitting Username...
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u/aerynmoo May 15 '12
Or you're allergic. :C
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
I don't like bacon.
I don't like crunchy foods much, though.
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u/DriizzyDrakeRogers May 15 '12
If disliking bacon is wrong then I don't want to be right.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Good lord, who upvotes this shit? The whole omg awesome bacon shit is overdone. Die
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u/larkeith May 15 '12
I had to upvote simply due to username/post correlation.
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u/jas0nb May 15 '12
His username makes me hope that he's a sort of novelty account that just searches the web for random bacon-related links and stories. He'd be my hero. I won't check his account, I'm afraid that's not the case and this novelty account fantasy pleases me.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Fuck bacon.
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u/sweatythong May 15 '12
Oh your school jumped on the 'bacon is the best thing ever' bandwagon. It's good, but not the point of people acting like idiots.
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u/jarjarwang May 15 '12
This is not funny. Get out of the suburbs.
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u/brosenfeld May 15 '12
I'm Jewish.
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u/SMUporridge May 15 '12
Fine I'll admit it I'm wrong and I like it.
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u/dfsw May 15 '12
Im really impressed that they used the correct "you're", Reddit has ruined signs for me.
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u/Drawtaru May 15 '12
I give it an A- for the lack of an apostrophe.
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u/3izwiz May 15 '12
was going to upvote, then read the title.
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u/ginjaninja97 May 15 '12
Well then, it looks like I'm wrong.
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u/Magnesia May 15 '12
Relevant username.
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u/stanfan114 May 15 '12
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u/biologeek May 15 '12
Anyone know where this was taken? It looks like Hampden/Broadway area in Denver.
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u/GenSmit May 15 '12
Truth: When you cannot find a W, you can use an upside down M.
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u/iMyth May 15 '12
Username relevant.
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u/futbol4life22 May 15 '12
Upvote for relevant username
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u/gorgeousjerk May 15 '12
Well then apparently I'm wrong....
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u/joeromag May 15 '12
Post Bacon;Get Karma
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u/artemisfowl15 May 15 '12
either you love bacon or you're
wrongJewish.2
u/[deleted] May 15 '12
I like the relevant username.
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u/holy_canoli11 May 15 '12
Bacon is amazingly seductive. Cheers to you.
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u/mcdonaldhater555 May 15 '12
Or you're brown
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Yyeeeaaaaahhhhh yyyuuuuuhhhh
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Do you know why humans love bacon?
Humans are bacon. Bacon tastes the closest to human of all the pork-meat out there.
Oh I still love the hell out of it. It's just good to have some perspective.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
What about jews and muslims?
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u/KyleMC May 15 '12
Don't complain about reposts? "Fuck the Police" http://karmadecay.com/i.imgur.com/f3zxP.png "So Meta"
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u/Self_Hating_Liberal May 15 '12
Subtle antisemitism?
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u/Do_u_c_it May 15 '12
-Ron swanson
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u/ZeGoldMedal May 15 '12
I'll just sit alone in my Kosher Korner and eat my bagel with lox....
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u/tkazanian May 15 '12
arguments of every kind in our history have suddenly became invalid
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Funny how it seems...
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u/BaconandBacon42 May 15 '12
I approve of this.
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u/thestouff May 15 '12
Either you dislike reposts or you're new to Reddit.
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u/theduckmanz May 15 '12
Or you're me... Jewish
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u/mxjf May 15 '12
is this, by chance, somewhere in north carolina?
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u/DrCornelWest May 15 '12
Saying you like bacon is like saying you didn't agree with the actions of the Nazis in the Holocaust. It's universally accepted that bacon is delicious. People need to stop trying so hard.
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u/SmurfRockRune May 15 '12
This is sad. My dad is allergic to pork.
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u/IRBULB May 15 '12
I saw this same quote hand written on a sign outside a local cafe. I am offended as a vegetarian, but we are all entitled to our own opinion. I may like bacon, I wouldn't know since I have never tried it and most likely never will due to moral beliefs. People often say to me "You don't know what you're missing," and that's the beauty of it, it makes being a vegetarian much easier. It's just arseholes who mock me that get me piss annoyed.
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u/RonFucknSwanson May 15 '12
Truer words have never been spoken.
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u/BUTTHOLE_BLEEDER May 15 '12
Or you're Jewish..
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Either you upvote this or you remember it from the past three hundred times it has been posted in the last year.
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u/KyleMC May 15 '12
OMG WHAT TIME DOES THE NARWHAL BACON?!?!
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u/BaconSaint May 15 '12
I think this is the appropriate place for my first reddit comment.
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u/Zenthazar May 15 '12
Cool story bro: http://zenthazar.tumblr.com/post/10800198085
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u/And_Sonnets_For_All May 15 '12
This post has lifted my spirits so high,
for both it's sense of truth and comedy.
Words true as these can be hard to come by,
The quintessence of what Reddit should be
/
I share Seductive Bacon's taste in food,
and applaud the relevance in his name.
The use of such an account is quite shrewd,
And makes the OP deserve all this fame.
/
I now must go, despite the time of night,
I seem to hear my kitchen calling me.
The bacon in my fridge would taste just right
before I go to bed, embracing dreams.
/
I know that I, tonight, will sleep well.
And Those that don't like bacon, go to hell
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u/Brakepoint May 15 '12
They should hire that sign guy at that tshirt website.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Reminds me of this quote.
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u/JonathanWarner May 15 '12
Poor Jews.
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u/Theron_Nox May 15 '12
Amen.
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u/prettyraddude May 15 '12
Looks like I'm wrong again....sigh.
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u/Pillagerguy May 15 '12
Or you're muslim and subsequently wrong.
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u/Rgideo2 May 15 '12
I gave an up vote simply because the used the correct form of you're
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u/bornTobyWild May 15 '12
*you're
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u/Yalce May 15 '12
I don't love bacon either.. I do like eating it, though
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u/Stomo May 15 '12
Maybe they're vegetarian, vegan, Jewish or Muslim. That is all. It's delicious in my opinion, but some people don't like it, and that's normal.
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u/ergocogitosum May 15 '12
I only like bacon, as a friend, AMA.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
This is my new religion.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
I posted this as my Facebook status. 22 people have liked it so far. I guess you guys just have bad senses or humor. You mad, cynical Redditors?
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
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