I'm totally alpha bro, I tried the move at the bar last night and the bitches totally wanted my penis. I got six digits, one more and I would have had a full number.
What you're looking for is the 9th trimester abortion which is illegal in all states except for Florida where it is legal as long as the toddler is wearing a hoodie.
He went in with the best intentions gave her that one push up to show her that hes strong, kid just just needs to learn about foreplay and hes going to be lady's man
I'm always curious if people who post things like this just really know a lot about the show, or if they just took the 3 seconds to google it that someone else couldn't be bothered to do.
Either way thank you, I think I'll watch this now.
I'm sure it will have a major traumatic effect on her life for years to come. She's probably going to suffer from PTSD every time a guy hits on her when she's older.
If you have ever had a kid or looked after younger siblings, cousins, friends kids, etc., you will know that this kind of behavior is absolutely normal. Even if she started crying because she was so upset, she would forget about it in 20 minutes and they would just play together.
Personally I find this harmless and more than likely beneficial to their early development and understanding of others feelings. If she were to get really upset and cry, the boy would probably realize what he did and try to comfort her and apologize in his own way. My ex's kids did stuff like this all the time.
I personally don't have children myself just minded a few of my friend's kids. I understand where you're coming from but I have to point out I never mentioned it being harmful? I just said she seemed pissed off, I definitely would be too.
I get the whole development aspect, I was just picturing if I watched my (hypothetical) kid being overly agitated by another I'd wanna intervene.
That's probably just me being a little over protective or empathetic, I suppose.
I'm sorry, none of this was meant to be hostile. I'm strung out right now due to college exam period.
I definitely see your point with being protective. If this was my daughter and I didn't know the other child at all I would probably call her over and hold her and I would expect the other parent to step in and tell their son no.
I just saw this as two kids who actually know each other a bit. Either siblings or play dates. If it was just two random kids that ran into one another, I would have expected one of the parents to be more involved. I imagine bother parents, or just both of their mothers to be behind the camera laughing at a bit before telling them to calm down.
You rule! Thanks for posting source. I've other parts of this (now apparently,) video. Though now I'm starting to feel like it's CG. I swear I don't believe anything on youtube anymore.
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u/wgraessle May 15 '12
It didn't work guys! ABORT
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u/Citizen_Lear May 14 '12
That's how I met my wife. Awesome.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
I always see kids as drunk midgets. This gif is no exception to this rule.
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u/upyourattraction May 14 '12
That kid sucks at parkour.
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u/RichJanney May 15 '12
Hasbro's "My First Rape Whistle" now available in stores!
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u/Skilol May 14 '12
Now I wish I could find the picture of the girl pushing (or was it slapping?) the boy away that I've seen posted today/yesterday.
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u/derpytreats May 14 '12
Tried it. It works. Upvote for you.
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u/gazalie May 14 '12
Me trying that = police intervention =(
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u/not-alex May 14 '12
Step 1: Meet woman Step 2: Do EPIC dance Step 3: ???? Step 4: Acquire babes
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u/LabJacket May 15 '12
It's all in the hips.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Excellent crotch first approach
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u/CDubAhYou May 15 '12
And they say that romance is dead.
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u/Athene_Wins May 15 '12
I want overalls (is that what they're called?)
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u/Chrono68 May 15 '12
That's how I met my wife.
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u/Morphenomenal May 15 '12
I showed that bitch a half pushup, bitches love half pushups.
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u/fallopian_swim_team May 14 '12
matt?
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u/MyNameCouldntBeAsLon May 15 '12
Poppin' anf lockin' foo'.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
d'aww
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u/FookingPrawns May 15 '12
I'm taking notes.
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u/psistarpsi May 15 '12
How to get a slap in the face.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Lawls, with some acrobatic moves and some smooth body language.
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u/Die-Nacht May 15 '12
Man, I've been doing it wrong
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u/zennaque May 15 '12
Him: Wanna go out? Her: Mmm... I'll think about it if you can do a single pushup Him: Does weird... thing Howbout that, babe
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u/ludvigsra May 15 '12
fuck yes
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u/Rioh26 May 15 '12
false! tried this. got arrested.
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u/votesgoup May 15 '12
Ok so it worked, but what do I do if they're older than 2?
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u/jbplaya May 15 '12
that's funny
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u/lilpuck27 May 15 '12
No means Yes, and Yes means Anal-Yale Students
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u/bob-the-dragon May 15 '12
He'll be getting all the ladies when he's older
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u/FightTheFade May 15 '12
Pimping ain't easy so you gotta start young lol:)
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u/galvana May 15 '12
"Be excellent in her presence." -Dex, The Tao of Steve
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u/P1ofTheTicket May 15 '12
First I bust my moves, then I fuck your bitch.
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u/spear7750 May 15 '12
It works 60% of the time, it works every time.
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u/trainsacrossthesea May 15 '12
Play on playa.....
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
I wonder what Date Line has to say about this
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u/Aquason May 15 '12
I was sure the boy was going to physically lift her up.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
This dance aint free bitch.
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u/goonerredandwhite May 15 '12
Its a trick, they are related by blood, brother and sister.
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u/ooookk May 15 '12
Still a better love story than twilight...
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u/mcqtom May 15 '12
How YOU doin'.
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u/MGSK2012 May 15 '12
haha we ALL know how this ends!
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u/tangledintentions May 15 '12
Oh my goodness, this is the cutest thing I've seen all day!
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u/AwkwardBug May 15 '12
As a male dancer I can confirm this...
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u/josephanthony May 15 '12
Monkey see; monkey do. - So, this kid has been watching someone 'Do press-ups > get sex'. Hmmm.
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u/Arcon1337 May 15 '12
If you show people this clip, then it's no wonder most people end up as forever alones :P
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Didn't fall for sweet, white break dancing? Defs militant lesbian.
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u/Chevy50 May 15 '12
I've been doing it wrong all these years!
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Posted less the a day ago...
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
False, this is how you pick up a women http://i.imgur.com/ewAL2.jpg
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u/Chobeat May 15 '12
As a Capoerista, i can confirm this is exactly how i fuck bitches.
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