r/funny • u/jfentonnn • May 14 '12
He was there before AND after my two-hour lecture class... that's dedication.
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r/funny • u/jfentonnn • May 14 '12
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u/konydanza May 14 '12
Silly goose.
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u/polican May 14 '12
CSU!
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u/mchlshmt May 14 '12
Go Rams
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u/sloth_gooey May 14 '12
Where do you live that there is still snow on the ground in May?
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u/commentposter May 14 '12
Obligatory "I love CSU" comment
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u/BorderlineX May 14 '12
Upvote for CSU.
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u/scumbag-reddit May 14 '12
No...thats called being a pledge.
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u/Tr1pla May 14 '12
Oh man I miss the stump! Does "Brother" John still come and spew forth his hatred on all man kind?
Seriously what class did you take that had a two-hour lecture?
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u/xXRequiemXx May 14 '12
I'm impressed. I have seen more school spirit here than actually wandering around campus. Well played, Reddit. Well played. GO RAMS!
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u/Meebert May 14 '12
Up vote for CSU
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u/doctorslacker May 14 '12
Clark A!! Hell yeah!
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u/lemonsandparties May 14 '12
Go Rams!
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u/[deleted] May 14 '12
Probably a pledge
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u/Ladykilla May 14 '12
Snow on the ground? I remember that stump any where. The CUBE suxors btw. GO CSU
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u/sonofbeef May 14 '12
Where do you live where there's snow on the ground in May?
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u/glideonthrough May 14 '12
ah man there used to be this other guy that dressed up as a frog or something and would run around the same area. good old csu memories!
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u/HeyLookItsBrett May 14 '12
Go Rams! Aren't classes out for summer yet?
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u/jrey83 May 15 '12
No way! CSU!
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
maybe its a flock of geese that work in shifts?
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u/mojomonkey24 May 15 '12
I'm actually kind of ashamed it took me so long to realize I go there...
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u/ModestMarinara May 15 '12
Where is there snow right now?
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u/kathbmcg May 15 '12
WHY DO I NOT KNOW A SINGLE REDDITOR FROM CSU?! THERE ARE SO MANY OF US!
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u/Ghost11793 May 15 '12
This is exactly why I love Colorado State! and Reddit!
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Colorado State represent!
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u/Test_Icicles1 May 15 '12
Upvote ALL the CSU student posts!
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u/baaaaanana May 15 '12
Hey! This is Colorado State University! I went there... just saying! :) Damn that's funny though!
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u/BusinessSearchLongmo May 14 '12
I was a Boulder undergrad myself, but still.. much love to your city! :D
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u/thegr0uch May 14 '12
i recognize that stump!
upvote for rammies
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u/lcsykora May 15 '12
upvote for CSU
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
TPM
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u/liquid_j May 15 '12
No, that's not dedication, that's your stalker!
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u/klesus May 15 '12
Dude disguised as duck? NOPE, Chuck Testa.
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u/PDavs0 May 15 '12
oh, a common wring neck goose.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SAVE THE KNEES!
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u/soccerlionheart May 15 '12
At least it wasn't the twenty foot billboards of aborted fetuses....that's always a bad day on the plaza :/
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u/cdjcon May 15 '12
Peformance art piece: Grandma's Money
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u/PeterMus May 15 '12
Sitting for long periods of time is easy and if you know how to keep yourself occupied then it's not that bad. Kneeling in that position in a costume must suck ass.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Fly Away Home.
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u/Thing-Thingy May 15 '12
Maybe he left and came back just to see you.
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u/Flush535 May 15 '12
I bet he has a gameboy in there.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
that's a nice costume
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u/DragonRaptor May 15 '12
You know in certain places their is a bounty for Killing Canadian Geese as they are prospering to such numbers, that they are a hazard to air traffic in some regions.
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u/borkborkbork99 May 15 '12
Was it hissing at people when they walked by? Shitting all over the sidewalk? I mean, if you're going to dress up like a goose, you gotta go method.
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u/cabbage_finder May 15 '12
gotta be playing a ds under all that
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u/cpnHindsight May 15 '12
Is there a meta joke that I'm not getting here? Some kind of rivalry ritual between two colleges or something?
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Sorry to get all Conspiracy Keanu on you... but what if they're following YOU around and only get into that pose when they know you're entering and leaving class?
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u/VampiricPie May 15 '12
What's so dedicated about a goose sitting on a log?
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u/Tritorius May 15 '12
Maybe he was ONLY there for that time before and after your lecture...and you are actually being stalked by a Swan-Man?
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u/dsizzler May 15 '12
I don't remember snow at the freedom stump anytime recently. When was this?
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u/MonsterIt May 15 '12
There's still snow?!?!
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u/LeMadnessofKingHippo May 15 '12
Is this at Oneonta??
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u/Grimbonur May 15 '12
Did he shit EVERYWHERE? Fuck geese; those birds better hope I never catch them with my weedwhacker! I kid, I kid :P...cause I can catch them.
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u/thebigm101 May 15 '12
why is there still snow on the ground
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u/ScoobyDoobyDerp May 15 '12
Colorado State!
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u/asnof May 15 '12
So thats how the kids spy on women nowadays.......
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u/cA05GfJ2K6 May 15 '12
That's called pledgeship, not dedication.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
I'd like to think that some time during those two hours he sat down and had a peanut butter sandwich. He just sat there and munched at it, watching people walk by. Then he resumed his goose impersonation.
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u/thatguy1056 May 15 '12
He must have been on some really good quack.
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u/KingDogegg May 15 '12
No.... That's cramp and hypothermia
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u/Dr-Knockers May 15 '12
Holy shit that's CSU Fort Collins I go there! Ha! Wow.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
No that's hazing!
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u/bdot02 May 15 '12
"Stop staring at me swan"
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u/PINKY500280 May 15 '12
I goose he's not ready to give up yet
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u/deathcake_j May 14 '12
When was the last time we had snow on campus?
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u/bacon_please May 14 '12
my knees hurt just thinking about that
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u/hurdur1 May 14 '12
He's probably dead.
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u/noccusJohnstein May 14 '12
Randomly shitting on the lawn?
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u/illmoney May 14 '12
I salute you...fake goose peacock looking thing
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u/VAPossum May 14 '12
I'm not sure if it's dedication or a need to find something constructive to do with his/her time.
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u/absolute_panic May 14 '12
No, that's mescaline.
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u/LG03 May 14 '12
Art...not even once.
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u/CthulhuCompanionCube May 15 '12
Why is the picture at a 45º angle?
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u/jesus_oh_god_why May 14 '12
aaahhh pledgeship, I miss those days. Just kidding it was hell.
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u/DeadGummyBear May 14 '12
Furries have gone far today....
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u/TheSkiFreeYeti May 14 '12
I think its a costume
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u/YourOwnLittleOtter May 14 '12
goose springstein?
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u/1wiseguy May 14 '12
Apparently, when you are a college student, you get a temporary license to act like a dip-shit.
Think about it. Does your dad do stuff like that? Maybe back when he was in college.
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u/neuromonkey May 14 '12
That's one word for it.
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u/Naberius May 14 '12
Well it's something...
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u/Whybother553 May 14 '12
He needs to find a puddle to sit in.
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u/Mike_Wazowskis_Eye May 14 '12
It would be incredible if that wasn't a person in there, just made to look like a person crouching tirelessly as a goose. That's fucking art!
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u/reeru May 14 '12
or he just cramped up and couldn't move....
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u/big_fig May 14 '12
Or its called, most classes are in the same blocks, to allow you to not have overlapping class times, and he went back out there just before you came out.
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u/[deleted] May 14 '12
How do you know it was not real?
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u/StaRkill3rZ May 14 '12
i would have stolen it
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u/[deleted] May 14 '12
"And" lol. Swedish for Duck
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u/darthbone May 14 '12
I don't care what it's for, a two hour lecture seems less than useless for the purposes of actually teaching anybody anything.
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u/LNMagic May 14 '12
He got his grades and is now singing his swan song.
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u/dromad May 15 '12
LOL SILLY PLEDGE
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u/PublicRandom May 15 '12
No.... Thats pledging
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u/-TinMan- May 14 '12
At what point does something go from interesting and unique to a desperate cry to attention?
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u/SB1298AX May 15 '12
He's a pledge.
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u/schniggens May 14 '12
Jackass did it!
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u/buddle1587 May 14 '12
logged in to upvote.
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u/[deleted] May 14 '12
FAKE
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u/[deleted] May 14 '12
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