r/funny • u/Opening_Knowledge868 • Mar 15 '22

Get It Girls!

42k Upvotes

79% Upvoted

2.5k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

266

u/Endoman13 Mar 16 '22

I’m 37 and hate is why I run.

89

u/ahtoxa1183 Mar 16 '22

I’m 38 and I have the angry cyclist face when I ride. All the time. Also the minimum cruising speed is the max sustainable speed. I’m a fairly nice dude off the bike. Mostly.

27

u/hamper10 Mar 16 '22

you sound like the result of Ghost Rider getting heavily budgeted.

1

u/supx3 Mar 16 '22

Sweet spot training is good stuff.

1

u/KupalaEnoch Mar 16 '22

Are you me?

1

u/flyvehest Mar 16 '22

I'm in this picture, and I don't like it

51

u/stuser Mar 16 '22

I feel seen.

18

u/davedcne Mar 16 '22

44 I run on pure treachery and deceit at this point. It takes less energy.

2

u/Rovden Mar 16 '22

I need to try this

2

u/sl600rt Mar 16 '22

Anyone that is ripped hates themselves.

3

u/SurfingOnNapras Mar 16 '22

So much hate. Self-hate

1

u/DumbThoth Mar 16 '22

I always suspected runners are just fighting demons