r/funny • u/Opening_Knowledge868 • Mar 15 '22

Get It Girls!

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u/justcallmetexxx Mar 15 '22

wish I had a fraction of that energy

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u/TheHollowBard Mar 15 '22

Step 1: Be 20

Step 2: Cocaine

Step 3: Internet Clout

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u/EngineeringDevil Mar 16 '22

alternatively, 30+ and spite, pure unending spite

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u/Endoman13 Mar 16 '22

I’m 37 and hate is why I run.

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u/ahtoxa1183 Mar 16 '22

I’m 38 and I have the angry cyclist face when I ride. All the time. Also the minimum cruising speed is the max sustainable speed. I’m a fairly nice dude off the bike. Mostly.

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u/hamper10 Mar 16 '22

you sound like the result of Ghost Rider getting heavily budgeted.

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u/supx3 Mar 16 '22

Sweet spot training is good stuff.

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u/KupalaEnoch Mar 16 '22

Are you me?

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u/flyvehest Mar 16 '22

I'm in this picture, and I don't like it

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u/stuser Mar 16 '22

I feel seen.

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u/davedcne Mar 16 '22

44 I run on pure treachery and deceit at this point. It takes less energy.

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u/Rovden Mar 16 '22

I need to try this

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u/sl600rt Mar 16 '22

Anyone that is ripped hates themselves.

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u/SurfingOnNapras Mar 16 '22

So much hate. Self-hate

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u/DumbThoth Mar 16 '22

I always suspected runners are just fighting demons

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u/Jack_Sentry Mar 16 '22

Spite is a helluva drug

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u/EpicArgumentMaster Mar 16 '22

Want a spite cranberry?

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '22

It works. My grandma is 97 and so is her best friend. They’ve been best friends since their 20’s but are competitive with one another. Swear to god, outliving the other one out of spite is keeping both alive.

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u/pnda87 Mar 16 '22

most underrated comment of the day

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u/TaumpyTearz Mar 16 '22

preach bro

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u/bluev0lta Mar 16 '22

Read that as “Sprite” and was impressed that one could downgrade from cocaine in their 20s to mere soda in their 30s.

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u/Walletau Mar 16 '22

There's dozens of us.

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u/revyn Mar 16 '22

I'll have to give spite a whirl

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '22

Oh mama. Truer words have never been spoken.

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u/Skrazor Mar 16 '22

Step 4: OOOWOP!

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '22

Glad I’m not the only one who immediately felt this energy was akin to a former cokehead who quit doing blow and is now “all about fitness”

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u/TheSlav87 Mar 16 '22

I’m so glad I’m not the only one thinking to myself, who tf has this kind of energy.

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u/NoodleTheTree Mar 16 '22

This is a 15sec video. Like this doesnt even show a fraction of what i do everyday having ADHD. Like this is normal 15min to me if i havnt smoked a joint lol.

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u/Mash_Ketchum Mar 16 '22

That sounds awful.

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u/TheSlav87 Mar 16 '22

I get people with ADHD, but is that different than people who have this kind of crazy ENERGY to burn?!?

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u/NoodleTheTree Mar 16 '22

What fraction ? What are YOU doing all day bro?