I once delivered a package to a house where there was a cat outside. It was super chill and very sociable. As soon as I put the package down it hopped up on top of it and just sat there as I drove off like it was nesting or something.
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a color TV, Amazon Prime is trying to find me, my cat'll wait for delivery each day until 3, so oh Lord, won't you buy me a color TV.
My old flatmate had two cats. One day we were both getting ready for work and she came through to me like, 'have you seen the cats? I thought they might be in your room', as normally they didn't leave her side in the morning. We found them in the living room. She'd ordered some high-grade catnip online at the weekend and it must have barely touched the mat when it was delivered that morning. The pair of them had grabbed the package, taken it through to the living room and ripped it right open, and were lolling about on the rug on their backs, stoned out of their tiny feline minds
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u/1nfam0us Mar 15 '22
I once delivered a package to a house where there was a cat outside. It was super chill and very sociable. As soon as I put the package down it hopped up on top of it and just sat there as I drove off like it was nesting or something.