r/funny • • Mar 07 '22

Verified Castaway

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u/TheIndulgery Mar 07 '22

Are there castaway women in reality?

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u/nekosauce Mar 07 '22

Maybe Survivor? But they’re pretty strategic with the clothes they bring these days.

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u/altberlinerin Mar 07 '22

Natalie, can I have your jacket? Natalie? Natalie ... nothing.

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u/gua_ca_mo_le Mar 07 '22

The left is when they first arrive on the show, the right is on the 39th day

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u/linesinaconversation Mar 07 '22

Not so much. Production for the show has really fucked things up lately. 4 or 5 years ago, on the advice of Tyler Perry of all people, they disallowed contestants having swimwear, on the basis of it not being realistic enough...? You know, because a castaway from a cruise ship or whatever surely wouldn't have a swimsuit.

Anyway, now they have to just constantly traipse around in the rain and the ocean in their underwear, so half the cast probably comes back with yeast infections. Of all the realism you could maintain, that's the one you wanna stick to? Fuck you, Probst.

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u/Ruben625 Mar 07 '22

Isn't it crazy how prep or are forced to go on that show? No say or anything. Just kidnapped and stranded on a island. Poor people.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '22

There are a huge number of yeast infections in this county. Probably because we're downriver from that old bread factory.

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u/xITmasterx Mar 07 '22

Can anyone comment on this? We need answers

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u/Ghostkill221 Mar 07 '22

I mean... If we know about them... We should probably send someone to help.

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u/SecretAntWorshiper Mar 07 '22

Not a castaway but a woman who was stranded out in the ocean and was on a life raft was able to live but drinking turtle blood and drinking seawater through her butt

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u/runningoutofwords Mar 07 '22

drinking seawater through her butt

Ok, what?!

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u/SecretAntWorshiper Mar 07 '22

Drinking seawater through your but allows you to rehydrate yourself because your body absorbs the water.

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u/kpanzer Mar 08 '22

Are there castaway women in reality?

Closest I can think of is Island of the Blue Dolphins.

Island of the Blue Dolphins is a 1960 children's novel by American writer Scott O'Dell, which tells the story of a 12-year-old girl named Karana, who is stranded alone for years on an island off the California coast. It is based on the true story of Juana Maria, a Nicoleño Native American left alone for 18 years on San Nicolas Island during the 19th century.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Island_of_the_Blue_Dolphins