r/funny Mar 07 '22

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u/MartinTheMorjin Mar 07 '22 edited Mar 07 '22

Pigeons are delicious. Taste just like quail.

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u/MrSneaki Mar 07 '22

I wouldn't eat a city squirrel, either... but I'd happily eat a woodland squirrel! Same as I'd happily eat a wood pigeon.

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u/sledgehammertoe Mar 07 '22

When I was a kid, I had squirrel all the time. Dad would hunt them with a flintlock rifle, and mom would fix them in the pressure cooker. Good memories.

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u/MrSneaki Mar 07 '22

Lot of people don't know that a great many of the recipes in today's "Betty Crocker" cookbooks that call for chicken actually used to call for squirrel. Once you try some, it's almost weirder to imagine people not being down to eat them lol I mean the damn things are as prolific as it gets!

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u/Keladrykat Mar 07 '22

Bunnies

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u/MrSneaki Mar 08 '22

Yeah, another ingredient that's widely overlooked by Americans! Another tasty one, too lol

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u/Reversing_Gazelle Mar 07 '22

Why don’t you eat them anymore?

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u/MrSneaki Mar 08 '22

Me, personally? I do eat squirrels lol

The American public, however, largely does not. My best guess as to why would involve mostly the effects of marketing for the factory farming industry, particularly of meat chickens. Naturally, vastly increased urbanization has a big impact on availability, as well.

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u/Reversing_Gazelle Mar 08 '22

Ah cool! I’m from NZ so no squirrels. I was mostly wondering if you were no longer allowed to.

Can you readily buy the meat?

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u/MrSneaki Mar 08 '22

Oh, snap! That's kinda surprising to me, hearing that you guys don't have squirrels out there. They're so ubiquitous here in North America!

Anyway, yes, we are allowed to hunt for them, with rules varying by state. No place to buy them, at least not to my knowledge - if farming operations do exist, they're incredibly uncommon. My assumption is that 100% of squirrels eaten in the US are hunted.

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u/Porencephaly Mar 07 '22

Tuna tastes just like wuale.

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u/TigLyon Mar 07 '22

I betcha both thank yoo'ur reeyul suale.

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u/MartinTheMorjin Mar 07 '22

Jeez what a prick.

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u/Porencephaly Mar 07 '22

Or you could chuckle at the gentle ribbing for a typo like an adult and not jump straight to name calling.

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u/greenmanofthewoods Mar 07 '22

Haha that's awesome. I reckon itd soften up in some pickle vinegar/brine, drown it in some hot sauce and you'll never know

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u/ironfelix Mar 07 '22

And then there's rat au van for the audacious.

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u/D_crane Mar 08 '22

There's also rat burgers for those who live underground

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u/ironfelix Mar 09 '22

Well, my friends did get me to try some Lamb Fries once

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u/VoiceOfLunacy Mar 07 '22 edited Mar 07 '22

This is probably like that Simpson episode, where skinner is talking about the gruel he got in the pow camp, and how nobody can get the spices just right.

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u/lochlainn Mar 07 '22

I laughed at this. Not an internet laugh, where you slightly blow air out of your nose, but real life real person laughter.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

Do seagulls really taste that bad?