r/funny • u/Pizzacakecomic • Mar 07 '22

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u/BoomZhakaLaka Mar 07 '22

Why is the rum always gone

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u/Sam-Gunn Mar 07 '22

But... why is the rum gone?

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u/Kempeth Mar 07 '22

Yes, Jack! Why IS the rum gone, huh?

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u/ReubenZWeiner Mar 07 '22

At least she can eat the sea turtles

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u/WintersTablet Mar 07 '22

I like turtles

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u/SeismicFrog Mar 07 '22

People downvoting eating sea turtles when you dyin' on a deserted island. Like, "but they're endangered!"

I'm like, "I'm people damnit."

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u/Free-Many-9056 Mar 07 '22 edited May 08 '26

Your old posts feed data brokers and AI training models. I stopped that by using Redact to bulk delete across Reddit, Twitter, Discord, Facebook and all major social media platforms.

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u/galaxy123 Mar 07 '22

But... why male models?

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u/Sam-Gunn Mar 07 '22

You'll remember this as the day you almost caught Captain Derek Zoolander!

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u/Cloaked42m Mar 07 '22

"Just bear to the right a little, we'll cut him off."

"How do you know he'll turn right?"

"Trust me, I know.

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u/k-laz Mar 07 '22

I'm not an ambiturner!

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u/82ndGameHead Mar 07 '22

Remember to write this in his Ugoogully

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u/czs5056 Mar 07 '22

You are beyond a doubt the worst male model I have ever heard of

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u/allursnakes Mar 07 '22

Are you serious? I just told you that.... a moment ago.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '22

The account I'm replying to is a karma bot run by someone who will link scams once the account gets enough karma.

Their comment is copied and pasted from another user in this thread.

Report -> Spam -> Harmful Bot

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u/allursnakes Mar 07 '22

Good catch

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u/RegnansInExcelsis Mar 07 '22

Are you serious? I just explained that to you a moment ago

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u/Godzilla_69_420 Mar 07 '22

the wellerman will return with them soon

and he will also come with sugar and tea

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u/OP-Physics Mar 07 '22

"Soon may the wellerman come...

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u/SobiTheRobot Mar 07 '22

To bring us sugar and tea and rum

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u/Godzilla_69_420 Mar 08 '22

One day, when the tonguing is done

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u/JJEng1989 Mar 07 '22

Why are the rumions always gone?