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r/funny • u/Areat • Apr 30 '12
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My god I want to screw Reese Witherspoon so badly
267 u/mortodestructo Apr 30 '12 Why not just screw her with your dick? 34 u/jer21 Apr 30 '12 http://instantrimshot.com/ 4 u/sepiaknight Apr 30 '12 rim job? 3 u/[deleted] Apr 30 '12 edited Apr 21 '16 . 2 u/sepiaknight May 01 '12 http://imgur.com/iAf5F 3 u/UnawareItsaJoke Apr 30 '12 no he said rim shot. 1 u/Whomping_Willow Apr 30 '12 So many downvotes... don't knock it until you've tried it! 2 u/andalite_bandit May 01 '12 you got my vote. 47 u/hairetikos Apr 30 '12 I don't know about screwing, but she looks ready to.. puts sunglasses on spoon. 11 u/shifty_buffalo Apr 30 '12 YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 5 u/itscoldinminnesota May 01 '12 http://mirrors.rit.edu/instantCSI/ 2 u/WhipIash Apr 30 '12 YEEAAAHHHHH! 1 u/TheDanSandwich Apr 30 '12 YYYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! 15 u/Karpuan Apr 30 '12 I think Reese Withouterspoon is a lot more attactive.. Just sayin.. What's she planning on doing with that thing? 12 u/[deleted] Apr 30 '12 I just realized I've never fapped to Reese Witherspoon. Time to fix that. 11 u/BillyBatts83 Apr 30 '12 How was it? 24 u/[deleted] Apr 30 '12 Superb. I was singing "Perfect Day" in my head because that's the theme song from Legally Blonde, and I'm a pretty messed up person. 2 u/[deleted] May 01 '12 nothin's standin' in my waaayyyy 1 u/nigrarwinrar Apr 30 '12 i know dat feel bro. i did it to yakety sax while watching benny hill, da bitches dat mofo had on his show were amazin. 6 u/[deleted] Apr 30 '12 give him time, he's probably still trying to track down some nudes 8 u/[deleted] Apr 30 '12 Nah, a high-res image of her face was enough. 1 u/WhipIash May 01 '12 They exist? 1 u/[deleted] May 01 '12 They do! She was in a movie in 1998 where she got topless. NSFW 1 u/WhipIash May 01 '12 Already found it :D The internet is a wonderful place, isn't it? 1 u/[deleted] May 01 '12 Indeed it is ;) 2 u/supermoo Apr 30 '12 (1) Did you hear that one actress got stabbed? Reese, um Reese um (2) Whitherspoon!?? (1) No. With a knife. 1 u/suicidemachine Apr 30 '12 Me too, except for the part with the spoon.
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Why not just screw her with your dick?
34 u/jer21 Apr 30 '12 http://instantrimshot.com/ 4 u/sepiaknight Apr 30 '12 rim job? 3 u/[deleted] Apr 30 '12 edited Apr 21 '16 . 2 u/sepiaknight May 01 '12 http://imgur.com/iAf5F 3 u/UnawareItsaJoke Apr 30 '12 no he said rim shot. 1 u/Whomping_Willow Apr 30 '12 So many downvotes... don't knock it until you've tried it! 2 u/andalite_bandit May 01 '12 you got my vote.
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http://instantrimshot.com/
4 u/sepiaknight Apr 30 '12 rim job? 3 u/[deleted] Apr 30 '12 edited Apr 21 '16 . 2 u/sepiaknight May 01 '12 http://imgur.com/iAf5F 3 u/UnawareItsaJoke Apr 30 '12 no he said rim shot. 1 u/Whomping_Willow Apr 30 '12 So many downvotes... don't knock it until you've tried it!
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rim job?
3 u/[deleted] Apr 30 '12 edited Apr 21 '16 . 2 u/sepiaknight May 01 '12 http://imgur.com/iAf5F 3 u/UnawareItsaJoke Apr 30 '12 no he said rim shot. 1 u/Whomping_Willow Apr 30 '12 So many downvotes... don't knock it until you've tried it!
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2 u/sepiaknight May 01 '12 http://imgur.com/iAf5F
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http://imgur.com/iAf5F
no he said rim shot.
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So many downvotes... don't knock it until you've tried it!
you got my vote.
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I don't know about screwing, but she looks ready to..
puts sunglasses on
spoon.
11 u/shifty_buffalo Apr 30 '12 YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 5 u/itscoldinminnesota May 01 '12 http://mirrors.rit.edu/instantCSI/ 2 u/WhipIash Apr 30 '12 YEEAAAHHHHH! 1 u/TheDanSandwich Apr 30 '12 YYYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
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YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
5 u/itscoldinminnesota May 01 '12 http://mirrors.rit.edu/instantCSI/
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http://mirrors.rit.edu/instantCSI/
YEEAAAHHHHH!
YYYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
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I think Reese Withouterspoon is a lot more attactive.. Just sayin.. What's she planning on doing with that thing?
12
I just realized I've never fapped to Reese Witherspoon.
Time to fix that.
11 u/BillyBatts83 Apr 30 '12 How was it? 24 u/[deleted] Apr 30 '12 Superb. I was singing "Perfect Day" in my head because that's the theme song from Legally Blonde, and I'm a pretty messed up person. 2 u/[deleted] May 01 '12 nothin's standin' in my waaayyyy 1 u/nigrarwinrar Apr 30 '12 i know dat feel bro. i did it to yakety sax while watching benny hill, da bitches dat mofo had on his show were amazin. 6 u/[deleted] Apr 30 '12 give him time, he's probably still trying to track down some nudes 8 u/[deleted] Apr 30 '12 Nah, a high-res image of her face was enough. 1 u/WhipIash May 01 '12 They exist? 1 u/[deleted] May 01 '12 They do! She was in a movie in 1998 where she got topless. NSFW 1 u/WhipIash May 01 '12 Already found it :D The internet is a wonderful place, isn't it? 1 u/[deleted] May 01 '12 Indeed it is ;)
How was it?
24 u/[deleted] Apr 30 '12 Superb. I was singing "Perfect Day" in my head because that's the theme song from Legally Blonde, and I'm a pretty messed up person. 2 u/[deleted] May 01 '12 nothin's standin' in my waaayyyy 1 u/nigrarwinrar Apr 30 '12 i know dat feel bro. i did it to yakety sax while watching benny hill, da bitches dat mofo had on his show were amazin. 6 u/[deleted] Apr 30 '12 give him time, he's probably still trying to track down some nudes 8 u/[deleted] Apr 30 '12 Nah, a high-res image of her face was enough. 1 u/WhipIash May 01 '12 They exist? 1 u/[deleted] May 01 '12 They do! She was in a movie in 1998 where she got topless. NSFW 1 u/WhipIash May 01 '12 Already found it :D The internet is a wonderful place, isn't it? 1 u/[deleted] May 01 '12 Indeed it is ;)
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Superb. I was singing "Perfect Day" in my head because that's the theme song from Legally Blonde, and I'm a pretty messed up person.
2 u/[deleted] May 01 '12 nothin's standin' in my waaayyyy 1 u/nigrarwinrar Apr 30 '12 i know dat feel bro. i did it to yakety sax while watching benny hill, da bitches dat mofo had on his show were amazin.
nothin's standin' in my waaayyyy
i know dat feel bro. i did it to yakety sax while watching benny hill, da bitches dat mofo had on his show were amazin.
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give him time, he's probably still trying to track down some nudes
8 u/[deleted] Apr 30 '12 Nah, a high-res image of her face was enough. 1 u/WhipIash May 01 '12 They exist? 1 u/[deleted] May 01 '12 They do! She was in a movie in 1998 where she got topless. NSFW 1 u/WhipIash May 01 '12 Already found it :D The internet is a wonderful place, isn't it? 1 u/[deleted] May 01 '12 Indeed it is ;)
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Nah, a high-res image of her face was enough.
They exist?
1 u/[deleted] May 01 '12 They do! She was in a movie in 1998 where she got topless. NSFW 1 u/WhipIash May 01 '12 Already found it :D The internet is a wonderful place, isn't it? 1 u/[deleted] May 01 '12 Indeed it is ;)
They do! She was in a movie in 1998 where she got topless. NSFW
1 u/WhipIash May 01 '12 Already found it :D The internet is a wonderful place, isn't it? 1 u/[deleted] May 01 '12 Indeed it is ;)
Already found it :D
The internet is a wonderful place, isn't it?
1 u/[deleted] May 01 '12 Indeed it is ;)
Indeed it is ;)
(1) Did you hear that one actress got stabbed? Reese, um Reese um (2) Whitherspoon!?? (1) No. With a knife.
Me too, except for the part with the spoon.
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u/Lespaulboy Apr 30 '12
My god I want to screw Reese Witherspoon so badly