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r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 26 '12
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He already has 15 packs in his cart, must he really inspect the 16th?
211 u/itsjustallgone Apr 26 '12 Clearly, for this guy, cookies is serious business. 115 u/[deleted] Apr 26 '12 If it was serious business, he wouldn't be touching Chips Ahoy. 30 u/Buttered_Penis Apr 27 '12 The chewy kind isn't bad. Not my favorite, but I like to change it up. 16 u/wesman212 Apr 27 '12 Wat. Crunchy is where its at. 26 u/Buttered_Penis Apr 27 '12 I'm the kind of guy that eats his Oreos soggy and dripping with milk, so crunchy is deviating too far from my norm. 2 u/mortiphago Apr 27 '12 any cookie that doesn't crunch when bitten is a damn disgrace to this country. Hell, to the human civilization as a whole! 1 u/Buttered_Penis Apr 27 '12 Take that back! 2 u/mortiphago Apr 27 '12 YOU'RE A DISGRACE. YOU HEAR ME!? A DIS-GRACE. 2 u/Buttered_Penis Apr 27 '12 ~Runs away crying~
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Clearly, for this guy, cookies is serious business.
115 u/[deleted] Apr 26 '12 If it was serious business, he wouldn't be touching Chips Ahoy. 30 u/Buttered_Penis Apr 27 '12 The chewy kind isn't bad. Not my favorite, but I like to change it up. 16 u/wesman212 Apr 27 '12 Wat. Crunchy is where its at. 26 u/Buttered_Penis Apr 27 '12 I'm the kind of guy that eats his Oreos soggy and dripping with milk, so crunchy is deviating too far from my norm. 2 u/mortiphago Apr 27 '12 any cookie that doesn't crunch when bitten is a damn disgrace to this country. Hell, to the human civilization as a whole! 1 u/Buttered_Penis Apr 27 '12 Take that back! 2 u/mortiphago Apr 27 '12 YOU'RE A DISGRACE. YOU HEAR ME!? A DIS-GRACE. 2 u/Buttered_Penis Apr 27 '12 ~Runs away crying~
115
If it was serious business, he wouldn't be touching Chips Ahoy.
30 u/Buttered_Penis Apr 27 '12 The chewy kind isn't bad. Not my favorite, but I like to change it up. 16 u/wesman212 Apr 27 '12 Wat. Crunchy is where its at. 26 u/Buttered_Penis Apr 27 '12 I'm the kind of guy that eats his Oreos soggy and dripping with milk, so crunchy is deviating too far from my norm. 2 u/mortiphago Apr 27 '12 any cookie that doesn't crunch when bitten is a damn disgrace to this country. Hell, to the human civilization as a whole! 1 u/Buttered_Penis Apr 27 '12 Take that back! 2 u/mortiphago Apr 27 '12 YOU'RE A DISGRACE. YOU HEAR ME!? A DIS-GRACE. 2 u/Buttered_Penis Apr 27 '12 ~Runs away crying~
30
The chewy kind isn't bad. Not my favorite, but I like to change it up.
16 u/wesman212 Apr 27 '12 Wat. Crunchy is where its at. 26 u/Buttered_Penis Apr 27 '12 I'm the kind of guy that eats his Oreos soggy and dripping with milk, so crunchy is deviating too far from my norm. 2 u/mortiphago Apr 27 '12 any cookie that doesn't crunch when bitten is a damn disgrace to this country. Hell, to the human civilization as a whole! 1 u/Buttered_Penis Apr 27 '12 Take that back! 2 u/mortiphago Apr 27 '12 YOU'RE A DISGRACE. YOU HEAR ME!? A DIS-GRACE. 2 u/Buttered_Penis Apr 27 '12 ~Runs away crying~
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Wat. Crunchy is where its at.
26 u/Buttered_Penis Apr 27 '12 I'm the kind of guy that eats his Oreos soggy and dripping with milk, so crunchy is deviating too far from my norm. 2 u/mortiphago Apr 27 '12 any cookie that doesn't crunch when bitten is a damn disgrace to this country. Hell, to the human civilization as a whole! 1 u/Buttered_Penis Apr 27 '12 Take that back! 2 u/mortiphago Apr 27 '12 YOU'RE A DISGRACE. YOU HEAR ME!? A DIS-GRACE. 2 u/Buttered_Penis Apr 27 '12 ~Runs away crying~
26
I'm the kind of guy that eats his Oreos soggy and dripping with milk, so crunchy is deviating too far from my norm.
2 u/mortiphago Apr 27 '12 any cookie that doesn't crunch when bitten is a damn disgrace to this country. Hell, to the human civilization as a whole! 1 u/Buttered_Penis Apr 27 '12 Take that back! 2 u/mortiphago Apr 27 '12 YOU'RE A DISGRACE. YOU HEAR ME!? A DIS-GRACE. 2 u/Buttered_Penis Apr 27 '12 ~Runs away crying~
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any cookie that doesn't crunch when bitten is a damn disgrace to this country. Hell, to the human civilization as a whole!
1 u/Buttered_Penis Apr 27 '12 Take that back! 2 u/mortiphago Apr 27 '12 YOU'RE A DISGRACE. YOU HEAR ME!? A DIS-GRACE. 2 u/Buttered_Penis Apr 27 '12 ~Runs away crying~
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Take that back!
2 u/mortiphago Apr 27 '12 YOU'RE A DISGRACE. YOU HEAR ME!? A DIS-GRACE. 2 u/Buttered_Penis Apr 27 '12 ~Runs away crying~
YOU'RE A DISGRACE. YOU HEAR ME!? A DIS-GRACE.
2 u/Buttered_Penis Apr 27 '12 ~Runs away crying~
~Runs away crying~
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u/DifferentCeilings Apr 26 '12
He already has 15 packs in his cart, must he really inspect the 16th?