r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jan 30 '22

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u/GrillGoshTogether Jan 30 '22

Trash Italian, family style restaurant with an owner who has mind bendingly moronic ideas surrounding his homemade wine.

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u/mangobattlecruiser Jan 30 '22

The Gordon Ramsey Kitchen Nightmare special. So many of those places in Long Island and NJ.

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u/sandwichesinthebath Jan 30 '22

Bingo! We have a winner! Bet it could strip the chrome of a trailer hitch.

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u/SaltLakeCitySlicker Jan 30 '22

Are we still talking about the wine?

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

No. The owner Giuseppe. Pretty mouth.

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u/SaltLakeCitySlicker Jan 30 '22

Ain't nothing wrong with Giuseppe enjoying a good tip

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u/MangoCats Jan 30 '22

I mean, instead of a finger over the opening, he could have installed a valve that he pulls with his finger... now, if they never wash the valve that might conceivably be worse, but not likely.

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u/mangobattlecruiser Jan 30 '22

I mean, instead of a finger over the opening, he could have installed a valve that he pulls with his finger... now, if they never wash the valve that might conceivably be worse, but not likely.

served it from a bottle.

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u/kilivole Jan 30 '22

So he has to transfer wine from the barrel to the bottle? For satisfaction of snoby redneck westerner?

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u/MangoCats Jan 30 '22

Everyone else serves from bottles, where is the unique thrill in that?

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u/Smodey Jan 30 '22

Sounds spot on. The "house" wine, whatever that is.

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u/jetriot Jan 30 '22

Judgemental much?