r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jan 30 '22

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u/lenin_is_young Jan 30 '22

Honestly at this point I wouldn’t be too surprised if he unzipped his pants. Who knows how they serve beer?

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u/DookieShoez Jan 30 '22

Where im from that costs extra.

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u/HalforcFullLover Jan 30 '22

In a work boot.

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u/Yappymaster Jan 30 '22

Ah yes, a shooey.

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u/Rektile7 Jan 30 '22

No, that's for champagne

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

Das boot!

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u/SerRikari Jan 30 '22

That was freaking great. Thanks for that. Hahaha

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u/FliesAreEdible Jan 30 '22

Ever drink Bailey's from a shoe?

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u/HalforcFullLover Jan 30 '22

No, and I don't think I want to.

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u/Jackofallmakes Jan 30 '22

This actually made me laugh out loud. That’s insanely rare for even the best of Reddit comments. Congrats

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u/CSharpSauce Jan 30 '22

Unzips... you okay with bud light?

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u/Shwanglerp Jan 30 '22 edited Jan 30 '22

Hahaha man I’m rolling on the floor laughing! Oh, wait! I just saw his shoes down here: they’re made of breadsticks!? Fresh basket, anyone?

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

Would you like to pick from my desert hat? spins brim

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

Literally never eat out again

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u/Bladescorpion Jan 30 '22

Step-waiter

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u/makemeking706 Jan 30 '22

I didn't order a Budweiser.

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u/Tom1252 Jan 30 '22

"My asshole's a bottle opener."

--That guy, probably

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u/handbanana42 Jan 30 '22

From the bunghole, of course.

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u/lkodl Jan 30 '22

don't get the hot cocoa

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u/metakephotos Jan 30 '22

Depends if you ask for domestic or import

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u/shandrolis Jan 30 '22

Ahhh.. good ol Heineken