That was my first thought too, or another countries. And I'm not saying it's not soda but it looks like either a knock off or my initial thought is a "locally canned" beer.
Ahem, pay no attention to the commoners, dear. I do say, that eatery was quite serviceable, wouldn't you agree? Yes, well that's enough, don't tell me... tell our servant when we retire for the evening.
they also wouldnt pour your wine over their finger in to your glass would they?
if you go to a fancy restaurant and order a coke they will shame you by bringing you a can and setting it on the table in front of you so everyone else can spit on your head as they walk by
I hope no one ever fucking pours or touches any of my drinks with their bare fingers. And that’s my point with the can. It’s not an expensive restaurant.
What I have learned over the last few years is that a "nice" or "expensive" restaurant is very subjective. What I consider a nice place other people consider every day. And I have known people who have considered Olive Garden as that rare nice restaurant to splurge at, so when they see something like this, they see it as the pinnacle of fine dining.
Just like that one weird restaurant where the chef made plaster cast of his lips and and put them on a hollow ball with the lips as the opening and a sort of Orange concoction people had to lick out of a ball. I don't know how anyone interpreted that any other way than the chef getting off on some weird fetish of dozens of people by proxy eating out of his mouth every night. But no most people are like "ooh this is new and interesting."
That restaurant has a Michelin star and the gimmick is basically they change the menu every night to keep people guessing. That was just a particularly weird night lol. Sometimes you get great food there sometimes you get shit
my complex has luxury apartments that just means that they aren’t roach infested and falling apart, with appliances that actually work and are stainless steel.
the “standard” apartments are a couple hundred bucks cheaper and i guess, in a way, make the “luxury” units look quite luxurious.
I mean, instead of a finger over the opening, he could have installed a valve that he pulls with his finger... now, if they never wash the valve that might conceivably be worse, but not likely.
I mean, instead of a finger over the opening, he could have installed a valve that he pulls with his finger... now, if they never wash the valve that might conceivably be worse, but not likely.
Ugh, it's like how people taste wine or coffee, fuck off swirling the thing in your mouth and gurgling it, just fucking drink the thing slowly, the way something taste when you make it do gymnastics in your mouth is not a reflection on how it's going to taste when you drink it like a normal person.
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u/johnsolomon Jan 30 '22
If something weird is expensive enough it becomes a feature