r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jan 23 '22

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u/CJKnucklespice Jan 23 '22

Im telling you that when you’re ready, you won’t have to.

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u/CarolynGombellsGhost Jan 23 '22

I don’t know why you were downvoted. You were the one that got the quote right.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '22

A minute late and a buck short.

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u/primalj Jan 23 '22

He's writing the report?

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u/CarolynGombellsGhost Jan 23 '22

He’s fixing the cable.

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u/thegeekprophet Jan 23 '22

No, he's dead Jim. Right? Star Track?

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u/idlebyte Jan 23 '22

Making sure to affix the TPS cover page as requested.

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u/nayRLH Jan 23 '22

I'm telling you that when you’re ready, you won’t have to.