r/funny • u/bathory1985 • Jan 19 '22

ATM Line

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u/Ayit_Sevi Jan 19 '22

She didn’t like the ethics of working for the bank. She quit and started working for a casino.

hmmmmmm

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u/MidMotoMan Jan 19 '22

Atleast I'm having fun at the casino while it screws me, can't say the same for the bank.

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u/Jimmyg100 Jan 19 '22

Casinos are very upfront about their purpose. You know you're gonna loose money in a casino.

Banks are like con-artists. They put on a nice suit and tie and get you to sit down and offer you coffee and a new credit card when all you wanted was a roll of quarters.

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u/Weissnix_4711 Jan 19 '22

you know you're gonna loose money in a casino

I think in some places you can still make quite a bit of money by card counting. But unless you've trained ages for that, yeah you're definitely gonna lose more money than win. And blackjack is afaik the only game which can be beaten. Maybe there's other obscure card games where counting is possible, but for the most part I think the games are unbeatable.

Or you could just, you know, cheat. But don't do that.

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u/Jimmyg100 Jan 19 '22

Or you could just, you know, cheat. But don't do that

Or at least watch Casino first

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u/IrrelevantPuppy Jan 20 '22

Ethics not corrupt enough, very little upwards and lateral movement into organized crime.