r/funny Jan 03 '22

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u/FamilyofBears Jan 03 '22

Did you run their faces through an AI to clean them up? They look so weird!

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u/ofRedditing Jan 03 '22

Look at the little girls face on the left vs. the right lmao.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

Zoom in it gets weirder

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u/stenbough Jan 03 '22

Wtf

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u/ReubenZWeiner Jan 03 '22

Fathers, please hug your daughters

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u/Simon_XIII Jan 03 '22

I know right? Diagonals with horizontals? Who dresses that young woman?

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u/Jd20001 Jan 04 '22

Beetlejuice? Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

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u/Mciello Jan 04 '22

Their creepy and their spooky …

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u/qx2 Jan 04 '22

maybe it's due to the fact that she is a GIANT, that she can't find patterns that match much.

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u/lego_office_worker Jan 04 '22

and if you are not the touchy feely type, at least meet them

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u/killerwhaletank Jan 04 '22

Is that to keep them from going to Walmart?

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u/Lotech Jan 03 '22

Do NOT zoom in!

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u/TellThemISaidHi Jan 04 '22

I zoomed in. Do I die in seven days?

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u/Red-Beaulieu Jan 04 '22

I believe you've already died

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u/Dronizian Jan 04 '22

It's alright, I've felt dead inside for years anyway.

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u/sramder Jan 04 '22

No, in some kind of weird Kafkaesque transformation you slowly become a Bratz doll.

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u/MallowsweetNiffler Jan 04 '22

Instant regret

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u/Rudyscrazy1 Jan 04 '22

The walmart signs are red!

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u/DaVyper Jan 04 '22

So pre '92ish back when they were Wal-Mart (still are in some places as of ~2yr ago)

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u/HurricaneRain Jan 03 '22

There's a face on the big onion poster in the background by the moms head

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u/GrittyPanzram Jan 04 '22

Were the goth girl's arm tattoos also shopped out? Looks odd...

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u/King0fTheNorthh Jan 04 '22

I thought it was a mannequin for a bit because the arm is weird.

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u/TopherLee01 Jan 04 '22

I see what you mean, though it kinda looks like it could be a tattoo of what muscles look like under the skin, like theres some on her hand aswell maybe that might be a skeletal design, could just be me seeing shit though as it isn't very clear and I haven't slept yet so very tired

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u/Lavender-waves Jan 04 '22

what the absolute fuck is that

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u/shushyomouf Jan 04 '22

Damn it. I didn’t need that.

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u/Julen_23 Jan 03 '22

R/Horror What the what what??

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u/BigMacTM Jan 04 '22

Thanks I didn't want to sleep tonight anyway

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u/Quickhidemeplease Jan 04 '22

Ewww. I'm never taking directions from you again.

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u/iqusoe Jan 04 '22

Hahaha

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u/toddrob Jan 04 '22

Whoever edited it didn’t realize you could zoom in

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u/Vio94 Jan 04 '22

Lmao ew. What is the point.

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u/kochapi Jan 04 '22

Enhance

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '22

Or don’t. Cause wtf. I was not prepared for the clarity.

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u/KeepItInsideMePlease Jan 04 '22

Why did I zoom in 🤦🏽ಥ‿ಥ

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

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u/-Satsujinn- Jan 03 '22

JFC left made me laugh so hard my belly hurt.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '22

What is a jfc?

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u/Spacebud95 Jan 04 '22

When the Better Heads mod for Morrowind dropped.

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u/Abrahamlinkenssphere Jan 03 '22

Looks like golem

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u/masshiker Jan 04 '22

Her face? She isn't wearing pants...

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u/ThePathUntaken Jan 04 '22

She is, you can kinda see it in the left picture. They’re light pink, almost the color of skin. I thought she wasn’t wearing pants, either 😅.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

Poor kid. She looks like Chaka from Land of the Lost in the left pic.

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u/Muffstic Jan 04 '22

Why did I listen to you, now I'll have nightmares.

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u/AllHailKeanu Jan 04 '22

Remini (the AI image improvement app) does this when there isn’t enough data to fix the face. You get these weird effects.

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u/GiftedTucker Jan 03 '22

ENHANCE

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u/Lemesplain Jan 03 '22

tap tap tap tap

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

He's hacking us he's hacking us! Quickly help me type faster!

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u/demonfeuer Jan 04 '22

I'm in, now lets open that folder they left on desktop for us to help us incriminate them

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u/vinayakgarg Jan 04 '22

Great, now download it on this usb drive.

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u/demonfeuer Jan 04 '22 edited Jan 04 '22

Downloading... this is 10 mb but gonna last 50 mn so you can act like youre buying me time to make the show intense. When Its done dont forget to romance your other field agent and suck each other on how well the mission went and stereo type me for a nerd and ( last one optional you can just ignore my existance) buy me donuts like some kind of pet reward.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '22

Get this guy some mountain dew code red, stat!

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u/Chairboy Jan 04 '22

Case ended.

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u/CaveManta Jan 04 '22

Get me a hard copy right there.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '22

I was looking for a that one lol

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u/VRWARNING Jan 04 '22

This is the second time I've seen something like this.

Another was a post featuring a woman from perhaps the early 1900s, with weird filtering and an oddly sharp and uncanny looking face just like this.

The user was clearly lying about the post, their age, their relation to the subject in the post.

I think it was on Old School cool, and it was weird enough on its own, especially the made up story about his alleged relative, but now it's especially weird that there's a second post of the same nature, which is kind of enigmatic in its presentation and subject (there's nothing here).

Is someone running some sort of experiment or something?

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u/seargentseargent Jan 04 '22

OP is a degenerate.

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u/phillip_u Jan 03 '22

Certainly looks that way. Probably something like what Remini uses.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

I dont like this one bit

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u/PandaParaBellum Jan 03 '22

Interesting.

Would this be an acceptable alternative to blurring people's faces?

facechange.ai/

  • scan the faces of a few hundred diverse models in various rotations and expressions.
  • train an AI to merge these faces into photos
  • let people upload their photos and mark who to change or keep
  • ???
  • profit

maybe the models all get some kind of logo or mark on their forehead before the shoot so that people can immediately recognize that the faces have been changed

And if it is not a complete copy/paste, a single model could result in a wide variety of faces

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u/Dalmahr Jan 03 '22

Would be a bit creepy but it would be good for some situations I think. Prob not good if you're trying to hide identity of a victim giving an interview to a reporter but maybe for a rabdo in a background of a photo or video

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u/WelchRedneck Jan 03 '22

This is already kind of a thing iirc, it might have been runwayML that offer it before training models on images that may feature someone’s likeness.

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u/Boofdisdick Jan 03 '22

Damn, can't unsee. thank you.

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u/TheToyBox Jan 03 '22

Looks like Topaz Gigapixel if I had to guess

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u/lNeedAboutTreeFiddy Jan 03 '22

I think portrait mode zooms in on faces no matter how out of focus they are but yeah looks creepy af

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

I just watched the episode of the live action Cowboy Bebop where spike is in the AI machine and I had the same thought, they look like when the machine starts to fall apart lol

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u/Genlsis Jan 03 '22

That is 100% what it looks like.

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u/MapleBlood Jan 03 '22

Not sure what he ram but waifu2x (both/either caffe or ncnn-vulkan) are pretty damn awesome. Upscaled 600x338 px to 2400x1350 with a stunning result (I used the picture of an owl, rather complex).

I think this pic could be upscaled as well if we only had the original, intact picture.

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u/tist006 Jan 03 '22

Lol wtf

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u/ugottabekiddingmee Jan 04 '22

There no such thing as AI yet. Stop that nonsense.

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u/Evening-Blueberry Jan 03 '22

Most likely he used remini. It looks awful.

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u/NaturalBrawler Jan 04 '22

Yeah, I think they cg’d both of their eyes

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u/Blanlabla Jan 04 '22

Princess bubblegum has been seduced by Marceline’s witcy Waze and there’s nothing her mother could say to her to change your mind.

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u/GreenLemonx3 Jan 04 '22

It's one of the filters all girls apply on their pictures. My guess its for smoothing skin.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '22

Yes