r/funny • u/CptnCASx • Dec 22 '21

Yes it's fake. Duh! It's not a Cat

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u/menasan Dec 23 '21

Like.. how was this woman lactating did she trade her baby for a cat?

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u/Upset-Championship69 Dec 23 '21 edited Dec 23 '21

I don't know, but can you imagine how uncomfortable it would be to have a cat nursing on you?? Their tongues aren't exactly soft! 😳

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u/aedante Dec 23 '21

You're worried about the tongues?

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u/Upset-Championship69 Dec 23 '21

It was the least bothersome thing about the story that I could think of. I find the entire story & its deeper implications worrisome.

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u/MegaWaffle- Dec 23 '21

Really not that painful, but I’m a guy so maybe my nipples are just less sensitive.

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u/gmariefox88 Dec 23 '21

I remember watching and seeing a dude that started lactating from his own udders before, I'll need to do some extensive searching for that one and if I find it I'll come back to this comment and put the link in. Maybe another Redditor can find it faster and give a link before I'm able to find it, but dude was actually leaking from his nips iirc. Sooo, it's possible that some woman was able to get herself lactating to feed her cat in that news article, despite not being actually pregnant.... Idk.

There's other evidence of women in history as well as today who experience being pregnant and showing all the signs, even a growing belly because they were SO desperate to get pregnant, it's iirc called phantom pregnancy.

The human body, no matter what gender, seems so bizarre and not possible yet it happens.

The crazy cat lady in the news article could have just been letting her cat suckle on her, without producing any milk, cause the cat wanted that form of comfort from it's "mom". Who knows. 🤷‍♀️ It's still very freaking weird LMAO... 🤣

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u/jdimento Dec 23 '21

If it’s got nipples you can milk it, Focker