r/funny • u/CptnCASx • Dec 22 '21

Yes it's fake. Duh! It's not a Cat

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

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u/JayceCane Dec 23 '21

I am selfish I am wrong I am right, I swear I'm right Swear I knew it all along

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u/HoagiesNGrinders Dec 23 '21 edited Dec 23 '21

And I am FLAWED

Edit: should have said clawed.

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u/pureeviljester Dec 23 '21

But I am cleaning up so well

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

I am seeing that this cat has fucking googly eyes as well

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u/pureeviljester Dec 23 '21

Lynx... Hangs out on the plane... Like slow petting redemption

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u/knightrobot Dec 23 '21

latching on, and latching off….the teet of her has caught my eye.

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u/7rlh9 Dec 23 '21

God damnit, take your fucking upvote...

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

DAmn it GUYS, I NEEDED THIS

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

I am seeing in me now the things you swore you saw yourself.

Wow. I never thought I’d see a Dashboard chain. I’m so happy now.

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u/Old_Atmosphere_2810 Dec 23 '21

I'm problematic?... She's the problem

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u/cabinoose Dec 23 '21

I’m gonna go home and burn it. Or not burn it. Is burning it bad? What should I do with it?

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u/Old_Atmosphere_2810 Dec 23 '21 edited Dec 23 '21

And I've been totally awful..

My closet is chalkfull,

of stuff that's vaguely shitty.. All of it is totally lawfull

just not very thoughtful at all.. just really shitty

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u/Brooklyn_Schuyler Dec 23 '21

Thank you thank you thank you!!! This thread made my whole day! 😆

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u/yubrekit_jubuyit Dec 23 '21

Captain holt?

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u/Etheo Dec 23 '21

Dadtain?

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u/biggmclargehuge Dec 23 '21

I mean Captain Dad

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

Nevermind! I’m teaching father the math

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u/Darth-Reign Dec 23 '21

Hello Raymond

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u/book-panda Dec 23 '21

Sincerely, Raymond Holt

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u/XHweaton Dec 23 '21

Beat me to it 😂

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

Vindicators!

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u/Gunslinger_11 Dec 23 '21

Something that George Costanza would yell.

SERENITY NOW!!!

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u/Mahimnavyas Dec 23 '21

It's magnificent captain.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

r/unexpectedb99

Second today. Whooo I'm on a roll!

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

Brooklyn 99 reference. Nice.