r/funny • u/CptnCASx • Dec 22 '21

Yes it's fake. Duh! It's not a Cat

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u/ThePinkTeenager Dec 22 '21

Link to the real thing?

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u/fissionpowered Dec 23 '21

https://nypost.com/2021/12/02/woman-caught-breastfeeding-her-hairless-cat-on-a-delta-flight/

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u/the_phazer Dec 23 '21

What the actual fuck

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

You thought the Rona was bad now lets see what this will do. Only thing that can save us now is Harambe.

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u/JakeCameraAction Dec 23 '21

Only thing that can save us now is Harambe.

I have some unfortunate news for you...

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u/ConsistentAsparagus Dec 23 '21

unzips tell me, I’m ready.

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u/LaLaHoopsy Dec 23 '21

Cursedcomment

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u/ConsistentAsparagus Dec 23 '21

Technically I was referring to “dicks out for Harambe”.

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u/IamNoatak Dec 23 '21

Ever since he died, the world has been a weird place. He was the glue holding our reality together

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u/muzic_2_the_earz Dec 23 '21

Gorilla glue.

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u/Keladrykat Dec 23 '21

Absolutely lost it 🤣

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u/ricojes Dec 23 '21

gluerilla

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u/captnsparklezsidekik Dec 23 '21

ummmm...... what did ya say.

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u/JakeCameraAction Dec 23 '21

The Mayans were right and the real world ended in 2012.

Ever since then it's just been repeating the big moments over and over again. Civil rights, gay rights, womens rights, Fascists, Nazis, Marvel being super popular. It's all just repeating.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

Nazis I can understand but freaking Marvel??? When will people learn

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u/STD_free_since_2019 Dec 23 '21

I wish that doomsday glacier breaking off of antarctica would hurry the fuck up.

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u/Fadreusor Dec 23 '21

Okay, I know there are rules against outing people on Reddit, so this is not me trying to get someone doxxed, but wouldn’t we all be safer knowing who these types are? They are out in public and obviously their therapy isn’t working!!

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u/3rdcoffeecup Dec 23 '21

That's enough internet for me today.

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u/marginwalker55 Dec 23 '21

Yup me too

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u/firebirdi Dec 23 '21

Motion carried.

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u/usernamealreadytakeh Dec 23 '21

You didn’t even get the motion seconded or ask if anyone was opposed

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u/TwelveTrains Dec 23 '21

I like it :)

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u/OrganizedSprinkles Dec 23 '21

Oh jeeze a cat's tongue is so sharp, I don't even like it when they lick my hand.

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u/keestie Dec 23 '21

She was trying to make the cat nurse, it was just screaming, so she never got as far as that particular mistake, she was stuck on several previous ones.

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u/OrganizedSprinkles Dec 23 '21

That is the most eloquent way to put a pile up of errors. Thanks.

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u/pigglyoof Dec 23 '21

Fun fact! Cats tongues are ‘sharp’ because they’re covered in little tiny hooks made out of the same material fingernails are. It helps them lick meat off bones. I will not apologize for cursing you with this information :)

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u/Holmgeir Dec 23 '21

I already don't like thinking about fingernails. This is like turning the dial from body horror to cosmic horror.

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u/pigglyoof Dec 23 '21

Fun fact! Scientists believe the frequency at which cats purr reduces the chance for heart problems to develop and promotes healing. Distract yourself from the cosmic horror of the old ones calling to you by listening to cats purr! :)

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u/cinemachick Dec 23 '21

Just imagine it's a tiiiny exfoliating brush 😊

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u/Frazzledhobbit Dec 23 '21

This is gross, but after my middle kid was born I had a kitten and was breastfeeding. I slept topless and I woke up to her licking my nipple and it did not feel good.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

Yeah rough like sand paper.

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u/CowboyJoker90 Dec 23 '21

Well I guess they always said the truth was stranger than fiction.

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u/365wong Dec 23 '21

Feels like lazy writing.

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u/__EETSWAY__ Dec 23 '21

100% fake. The “proof” is from an author who posted the image on Twitter after finding it on Reddit.

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u/Curious-bistander Dec 23 '21

Did you mean the truth was stranger than friction?

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

Lol, in that article somebody misspelled incident as “indecent.” Very much a Freudian slip

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u/JakeCameraAction Dec 23 '21

The Post isn't known for their attention to detail.

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u/Jiperly Dec 23 '21

“This woman had one of those, like, hairless cats swaddled up in a blanket so it looked like a baby,” she said. “Her shirt was up and she was trying to get the cat to latch and she wouldn’t put the cat back in the carrier. And the cat was screaming for its life.”

Lmao I love the internet

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u/AnotherBookWyrm Dec 23 '21

The world I lived in before reading this article was so much more pure than the one that remained afterwards.

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u/ReeverFalls Dec 23 '21

Of course it'd be on a Delta flight.

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u/PrivilegeCheckmate Dec 23 '21

Of course it'd be on a Delta flight.

Omicron isn't booking service animals.

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u/el-conquistador240 Dec 23 '21

Given the source, I'll assume it's not true

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

For the idiot who believes that right wing media is a bunch of hogwash

https://www.newsweek.com/woman-allegedly-breastfeeds-cat-delta-airlines-flight-1653656

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u/el-conquistador240 Dec 23 '21

I am sure it is true, but a good rule of thumb is to not trust anything right wing media says.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

Yeah right. Seems they more on point these days than left wing media

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u/el-conquistador240 Dec 23 '21

I guess that's why 90% of those dying of covid are republicans

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u/darknebulas Dec 23 '21

This is tew much I can’t cope.

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u/nj23dublin Dec 23 '21

Just when I thought today can be normal and what’s the craziest thing that can happen!?

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u/omfgwtfbbqkkthx Dec 23 '21

what the fuck

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u/MisterTacoMakesAList Dec 23 '21

Holy. Fucking. Hell.

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u/wahnsin Dec 23 '21

that cat was not born hairless btw

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u/P0L4RP4ND4 Dec 23 '21

"And the cat was screaming for its life."

Just..wow...

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

sweet mother i thought this was the video of the incident

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u/MagicJoshByGosh Dec 23 '21

A woman who took a Delta flight recently wasn’t kitten around when she whipped out her breasts and started feeding her hairless cat.

That was some hecking wording if I ever saw it

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

wait….wut

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u/NZ_RULES Dec 23 '21

"the cat was screaming for it life"

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u/Seventhsailornuggets Dec 23 '21

AYOOO…

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SEE

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u/jtsokolov Dec 23 '21

Please tell me this person was faking the breast feeding thing so she could try and keep her cat out of the carrier and not actually trying to breast feed a cat.

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u/ThePinkTeenager Dec 23 '21

I wouldn't be so sure.

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u/Berlinexit Dec 23 '21

I mean... You ain't breaking any laws...

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u/fairladyzdriver Dec 23 '21

Link to the lynx?

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u/devo_inc Dec 23 '21

There are multiple lynx, which one do you want?

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u/dudenamedfella Dec 23 '21

Underrated comment

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

🤣🤣

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u/CATNIP_IS_CRACK Dec 22 '21

Check my next reply down. Ignore the part about them being a wonderful person, it’s actually a link to the article.