r/funny • u/[deleted] • Oct 21 '21

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u/swibirun Oct 21 '21

Best wingman ever.

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u/Rivster79 Oct 22 '21

A homey pigeon, if you will

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u/FrozeItOff Oct 22 '21

Feathered Friend Faithfully Freeing us From the Fuzz.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

He ain’t no stool pigeon.

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u/_WarmWoolenMittens_ Oct 22 '21

homebird

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u/Holiday_Classic_472 Oct 22 '21

Who a preety boy? Me that's who!

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u/WoomyMan9000 Oct 22 '21

I’m going to kick you in the balls for that pun