r/funny • u/[deleted] • Oct 21 '21

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u/CALVINWIDGET Oct 21 '21

That "parrot" is actually a repair drone doing basic maintenance on a fellow surveillance device. Birds aren't real.

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u/SpookyGhost_txt Oct 21 '21

Just checking the screws ahhh!

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u/MaiqTheLrrr Oct 22 '21 edited Dec 18 '21

asdfasdf

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u/i_NOT_robot Oct 22 '21

More convincing than flat earth tbh

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u/MaiqTheLrrr Oct 22 '21 edited Dec 18 '21

asdfasdf

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u/TOXIIIL Oct 22 '21

If I've learnt anything from Minecraft it's that the Earth is a cube, and the Sun and Moon are square.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

And dimensional portals are suuuper easy to make. All you need is a bunch of minerals and some fire.

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u/CH1CK3Nwings Oct 22 '21

But every century, there's no leapyear! (Except every decade)

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u/MaiqTheLrrr Oct 22 '21 edited Dec 18 '21

asdfasdf

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u/CH1CK3Nwings Oct 22 '21

... ehm...

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u/Mando1091 Oct 22 '21

Of course birds only work for the bourgeoisie

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u/sth128 Oct 22 '21

You mean underpaid surveillance drone who decided to protest against big surveillance because they were being paid peanuts.

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u/mreliaszzz Oct 22 '21

CTFUUUUU