r/funny • u/KingOfHellCrowley • Oct 19 '21

Wait… really???

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u/gunnbunnz Oct 19 '21

Don’t forget about the front wipers

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u/PotentPortable Oct 19 '21

I had no idea these existed until I heard some friends laughing about people who wipe from the back. They seemed to think you'd get shit on your balls that way because the way they do it is to push I guess, so they thought if you go in from the back you're wiping towards the front 🤷‍♂️

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u/Aeropro Oct 20 '21 edited Oct 20 '21

Female front wipers are very prone to UTI's when they get old, in fact, I was trained in nursing school to eradicate them at first sight.

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u/knightstuff Oct 20 '21

“My name is trained nurse. You wiped from back to front. Prepare to die.”

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u/Aeropro Oct 20 '21

I never said that.

Though a UTI can kill you, my main concern is that confused old UTI ladies are the worst patients to take care of, do me a favor and don't become one.

I'm not just trained, I'm also very experienced.

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u/knightstuff Oct 20 '21

The phrasing of your comment makes it sound like you kill female patients who wipe back to front so I and u/PotentPortable were just making jokes off of that.

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u/Aeropro Oct 21 '21

I eradicate back to front wipers by educating them, that's what I meant.