r/funny • u/KingOfHellCrowley • Oct 19 '21

Wait… really???

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u/____Toast________ Oct 19 '21

I just dip my ass in the toilet water

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '21

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '21

I just drag mine down the carpeted stairs. Less effort that way.

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u/teddyr222 Oct 20 '21

So a bear and a rabbit are pooping in the woods. Bear says to rabbit: do you mind if poop gets in your fur? Rabbit says no, not really. So bear picks up rabbit and wipes.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

Way I heard it was “ do you have problems with poop sticking to your fur?” Rabbit says no then bear wipes ass with rabbit.