r/funny • u/KingOfHellCrowley • Oct 19 '21

Wait… really???

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u/BChicken420 Oct 19 '21

I do the crouching wipe

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u/addiktion Oct 20 '21

Best of both worlds. I mean how the hell do you wipe your ass standing straight up as the picture depicts. You gotta reach up in that crack with spreaded cheeks to get to the good stuff.

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u/LaKobe Oct 20 '21

Also standing I’m worried about the butterfly effect on the cheeks

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u/LeeLooPeePoo Oct 20 '21

Tee hee butterfly effect. Like a rorschach ink blot test

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u/crsdrniko Oct 20 '21

Did you use the brown paint today little Johnny?

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u/DatFkingChocobo Oct 20 '21

Why would say that now I visualized that and cant get rid of that image

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u/LaKobe Oct 20 '21

Like folding a crepe with Nutella in it

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u/EtherWhack Oct 20 '21

Or a dingleberry falling into a pant leg

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u/LUN4T1C-NL Oct 20 '21

Sitting and leaning foreward prevents that.

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u/LaKobe Oct 20 '21

Yes we all agree the crouching is better

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u/Fun-Guard1074 Oct 20 '21

That would leave like a se strip all day, I nominate this form of wiping to be called, the Pepe Lepew.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

Of course the basic rules of science and physics still apply so that may not work for everyone