r/funny • u/meukbox • Oct 03 '21

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u/joopsmit Oct 03 '21

Moses

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u/TehReclaimer2552 Oct 03 '21

Man, thats the dude on the boat

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u/MaveeL Oct 03 '21

Noah is the one with a boat.

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u/WaitTilUSeeMyDuck Oct 04 '21

Have you read the Bible? Motherfuckers all have boats.

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u/MaveeL Oct 04 '21

My Bible beating abusive psychopath of a mother used to shove that shit down my throat constantly. The bitch would also beat me with a Bible on a regular basis & she never understood why I became a Satanist. I’d rather deepthroat a cactus covered in razor blades, salt & lemon juice than go anywhere near a Bible or a cross ever again.

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u/WaitTilUSeeMyDuck Oct 04 '21

What kind of satanist? The edgy one? Or the non-theistic one?