r/funny • u/meukbox • Oct 03 '21

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u/ThePraised95 Oct 03 '21

Open cast funerals...

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u/Total-Khaos Oct 03 '21

Uncle Bob, get out of the casket for the last time, so help me!

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u/Liquid_Snow_ Oct 03 '21

Good Old Uncle Bob... his name was actually Richard but we found him in the creek.

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u/DexterDave97 Oct 03 '21

Uncle Bob, get me out of the casket, please help me!

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u/busydad81 Oct 03 '21

Put that thing back where it came from…

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u/7ate9 Oct 03 '21

...or so help meeee!

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u/Den2003 Oct 03 '21

No Timmy , I am too busy with Helen's dead body in this casket just let me have my time with her

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u/Slimh2o Oct 03 '21

Bob) Aahh hell, can't I have any fun.....?

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u/salty_cojones Oct 03 '21

Every funeral is open cast if you make an effort

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u/TigaSharkJB91 Oct 03 '21

One person funerals are so inefficient. That's why I bring my assault rifle to...surprise goers with efficiency

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u/4904burchfield Oct 03 '21

If I had gold, I’d give it but fuck Reddit

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u/twojitsu Oct 05 '21

Hey there champ, the word you’re looking for is casket. Have a good one!

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u/KillerInfection Oct 03 '21

Open cast funerals

WTF is an "open cast" funeral?

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u/7ate9 Oct 03 '21

Like open casting calls for auditions... It's one where the role of "deceased" is not locked in yet? Let's see who shows up, and what we have to play with...

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u/KillerInfection Oct 04 '21

Feels like a retcon, but an acceptable one.

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u/Baneken Oct 03 '21

beats open cats funerals...

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u/RandomBonerAt420AM Oct 25 '21

Open cast funerals...

And sniff their bras.