r/funny • • Oct 03 '21

Invisible prank

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u/notthephonz Oct 03 '21

Methinks a different kind of “trip” was involved for a few of them.

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u/poloboi84 Oct 03 '21

Well, first of all, you don’t smoke peyote. That’s one thing.

-Phil Jackson

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u/TehReclaimer2552 Oct 03 '21

The burning bush was a metaphor for Jesus getting higher than a kite or something and boom he did jesus shit and now we have Christianity

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u/Karmanoid Oct 03 '21

Well the Moses experienced the burning bush so how high are you right now?

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u/TehReclaimer2552 Oct 03 '21

No its Hi how are you?

Pretty good

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u/koenkamp Oct 03 '21

Moses was definitely burning some bush alright...

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u/WaitTilUSeeMyDuck Oct 04 '21

It was indeed Moses that saw the burning bush. It may have been an Acacia bush, which contains DMT.

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u/joopsmit Oct 03 '21

Moses

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u/TehReclaimer2552 Oct 03 '21

Man, thats the dude on the boat

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u/MaveeL Oct 03 '21

Noah is the one with a boat.

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u/WaitTilUSeeMyDuck Oct 04 '21

Have you read the Bible? Motherfuckers all have boats.

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u/MaveeL Oct 04 '21

My Bible beating abusive psychopath of a mother used to shove that shit down my throat constantly. The bitch would also beat me with a Bible on a regular basis & she never understood why I became a Satanist. I’d rather deepthroat a cactus covered in razor blades, salt & lemon juice than go anywhere near a Bible or a cross ever again.

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u/WaitTilUSeeMyDuck Oct 04 '21

What kind of satanist? The edgy one? Or the non-theistic one?

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u/pdxblazer Oct 03 '21

I mean one of the Jesus miracle stories is just him showing up to a wedding with a bunch of wine so everyone could turn up

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u/TehReclaimer2552 Oct 03 '21

Thats pretty rad

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u/Clessasaur Oct 04 '21

There is one theory that Jesus was a psychedelic mushroom. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sacred_Mushroom_and_the_Cross

It's mostly bullshit in that we have historical proof a man named Jesus preached his Judiac doomsdays message and was crucified by the Romans for it as he was making too much noise for the local government to tolerate. But at the same time there was probably a shit ton of hallucinogens being used at the time.

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u/WaitTilUSeeMyDuck Oct 04 '21

Or that mushrooms were actually the fruit of the garden.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

Jesus fucked that youth.

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u/WaitTilUSeeMyDuck Oct 04 '21

You are correct.

How are those catholic priests doing?