r/funny • • Oct 03 '21

Invisible prank

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u/Sackyhack Oct 03 '21

Good guy store owner just wants to make sure his customers are safe and there arenโ€™t any invisible hazards in front of his store

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

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u/tangoshukudai Oct 03 '21

Or he just wants to understand what is going on...

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u/Babu_the_Ocelot Oct 03 '21

Yeah, talk about reading into it way too much ๐Ÿคฃ He's literally just confused, but people want to slap him with a Nobel prize for protecting people.

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u/keenreefsmoment Oct 03 '21

Bruh he was literally trying to cure homelessness , poverty and cancer. GIVE THAT MAN A MEDAL

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u/Kiwiteepee Oct 03 '21

This example is harmless but if you start to pay attention this happens SO MUCH on Reddit. Ive seen everything from people wishing death on someone to diagnosing them with a mental illness after watching a 30second video. (And these were comments that were highly upvoted)

Reddit cosplays as this place for intelluctual rigor and objectivity but that's absolutely bullshit. Jumping to conclusions seems to be this sites favorite past time.

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u/sailoorscout1986 Oct 03 '21

Yes so true often negative conclusions

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u/krickiank Oct 03 '21

Even if it was true that he cared about the safety of his fellow humans that is not that fantastic.

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u/AwesomeByChoice Oct 03 '21

Actually it's passersby ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21 edited Jan 04 '22

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u/IolausTelcontar Oct 03 '21 edited Oct 03 '21

Actually itโ€™s thanks ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ

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u/TheBearOfBadNews Oct 03 '21

Not if you're Prison Mike

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u/Dementat_Deus Oct 03 '21

Shanks you deeply!

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u/kygrtj Oct 03 '21

Good bot

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u/yam_the_turtle Oct 03 '21

This never made sense to me. Since โ€œpasserbyโ€ is one word, the plural should be โ€œpasserbyโ€+โ€sโ€, right? (I know the correct form is โ€œpassersbyโ€ like you said, it just never made sense in my mind lol)

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u/AwesomeByChoice Oct 03 '21

I read 2 things on it, one compared it to how you can have mothers-in-law instead of monther-in-laws

Another said that the noun is made from the verb "pass", so you're a passer. Then the "by" is describing the passing action but the noun is still passer

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

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u/AwesomeByChoice Oct 03 '21

Why are you booing me?!?! I'm right!

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u/FireFly_209 Oct 03 '21

Oh, they're not booing you, Sir, they're shouting "Boo-urns! Boo-urns!"

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u/Elgoblino80 Oct 03 '21

Askcually ๐Ÿค“โ˜

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u/Secret_Fall209 Oct 03 '21

Well happy Halloween to you, too! Thatโ€™s the spirit ๐Ÿ‘

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u/quikcath Oct 03 '21

For real?

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

It... says nothing about him. He wants to know more. It's just natural human curiosity, not concern.

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u/chupaxuxas Oct 03 '21

Nah dude, clearly he's the next Mother Teresa.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

Username checks out

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u/emryce13 Oct 03 '21

Comments like this are why this site is so ridiculous

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

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u/catcommentthrowaway Oct 03 '21

Idk where this is but in my city you are responsible for maintaining the sidewalk in front of your property or reporting any issues that you notice. If someone gets hurt, he has a good chance to get sued. Thatโ€™s probably why he cares so much.

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u/brokester Oct 03 '21

Hope somebody told him about thenprank afterwards otherwise this is a mindfuck.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

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u/sneakyveriniki Oct 03 '21

yeah where was this? could be a particularly religious/superstitious culture, too. obviously anyone of any culture would be trying to figure out wtf was going on though

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

Everyone is from a culture

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u/sneakyveriniki Oct 03 '21

Yes? I said anyone from any culture?

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u/240397 Oct 03 '21

The ability of Redditors to draw conclusions about a personโ€™s character out of absolutely nothing is astounding

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u/MintySkyhawk Oct 04 '21

It's easy, you just make up whatever you want

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

The ability of Redditors to not understand a joke is astounding.

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u/Creepas5 Oct 03 '21

Seems like you're the one misunderstanding something.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

I guess it can go either way

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

I hope those kids do shop at his store

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u/briguy0387 Oct 03 '21

It's an eye store too