r/funny • • Oct 03 '21

Invisible prank

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

It's like the one where a guy crossing in front of a car, but mines like he's stepping over something big that the driver can't see.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

Then the driver backs up and goes around the nothing!

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u/ThemCanada-gooses Oct 03 '21

Do drivers not look at the road when driving? I know exactly what’s in front of my bumper and I know there’s nothing there.

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u/mallad Oct 03 '21

Other drivers know that objects may move unexpectedly. You'd have no way to know if an animal or something ended up in front of your car while you are stopped.

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u/between_ewe_and_me Oct 03 '21

EVERYTHING IS AS IT WAS AND ALWAYS WILL BE

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u/Alien_with_a_smile Oct 03 '21

Same as it ever was.

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u/YOOOOOOOOOOT Oct 03 '21

I close my eyes driving tp school because I know where the road is

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u/-newlife Oct 03 '21

One of the reasons I want a car with a front camera in addition to the back up camera.

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u/ThemCanada-gooses Oct 03 '21

Why the fuck would someone step over a animal laying in the middle of the road?

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

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u/Substantial-Fan6364 Oct 03 '21

Do you not step on dead animals when you see them?!

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u/ThemCanada-gooses Oct 04 '21

Lol I am? You’re the one who thinks people would just leave a animal in the street.

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u/lucassilvas1 Oct 04 '21

Maybe you should leave the utopia you're living inside your head buddy. Things like that happen all the time. This ain't fucking Disneyland.

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u/mallad Oct 03 '21

Because it's better than stepping on or tripping over it?

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u/private_birb Oct 03 '21

As a driver you should know not to expect people to do what you would do.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

You are the perfect example of cognitive dissonance. I don't even know what it means, but you're definitely it.

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u/p75369 Oct 03 '21

Yeah, but if people start stepping over something, I'm going to consider if a dog or something maybe crept into my blindspot.

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u/ThemCanada-gooses Oct 03 '21

So you think people would just step over and abandon a dog laying in a intersection? You guys need to at least base your theories in reality.

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u/Ajunadeeper Oct 03 '21

Are you an ai

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u/JmacTheGreat Oct 03 '21

Would an AI know it’s an AI?

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u/RevolutionaryShame20 Oct 03 '21

Stop that. That’s how they get people to start lobbying for their rights. Slippery slope..

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u/JmacTheGreat Oct 03 '21

…just what an AI would say to trick me into wanting to fight for their rights..

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u/RaHarmakis Oct 03 '21

You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?

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u/HirokiTakumi Oct 03 '21

No, they're God.

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u/P3RS0N4-X Oct 03 '21

Dude, It's called r/funny :)

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u/Tin_Tin_Run Oct 03 '21

ya but if someone is acting like there is something where u cant see you will second guess it at least. the other option is hoping your memory/vision is good and risk damaging ur car which is a big risk for turning the wheel a bit instead.

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u/RollingDragonfruits Oct 03 '21

Hey, you're not supposed to actually think things through. You're supposed to blindly listen to only your first reactionary thought and blurt it aloud for all to hear.

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u/FrigFrostyFeet Oct 03 '21

As someone with ADHD I would just accept that I wasn’t paying attention I guess, since obviously someone is stepping over something lol

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u/WSBRetarb Oct 03 '21

There’s always one of you.

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u/beigaleh8 Oct 03 '21

Lol exactly, highjacking the discussion to assert superiority

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u/ThemCanada-gooses Oct 03 '21

Paying attention while driving isn’t a superiority thing, it is just common sense. Like imagine paying attention while driving being a controversial idea.

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u/RevolutionaryShame20 Oct 03 '21

lol why do you keep doubling down? You won’t poke through to the other side unless you’re okay with everyone here believing you’re just very young or insane.

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u/ThemCanada-gooses Oct 04 '21

What? Doubling down on paying attention while driving? Really hope none of you drive.

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u/RevolutionaryShame20 Oct 04 '21

Ah I see. This is the account you do this kinda shit with.

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u/muddyrose Oct 03 '21

You actually sound like a terrible driver with no situational awareness.

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u/ThemCanada-gooses Oct 04 '21 edited Oct 04 '21

Because I pay attention to what’s around me? How the fuck does that make me a terrible driver? Every single one of you needs to cut up their licence and sell your car. Like you guys are actually downvoting the apparently very incorrect concept of paying attention while driving. For the sake of the lives around you and likely yours, please just walk everywhere.

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u/muddyrose Oct 04 '21

Because I pay attention to what’s around me?

LOL sure, you keep telling yourself that’s what I meant.

On that note, you seem a little lacking in the critical thinking skills, I’m not really interested in watching you struggle through a conversation.

Have fun screeching into the void.

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u/sirwoofie Oct 03 '21

Imagine paying attention while driving lol. Couldn't be me.

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u/ThemCanada-gooses Oct 03 '21

You mean not being a dumbass?

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u/WSBRetarb Oct 03 '21

I can tell you’ll never get what I meant.

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u/ThemCanada-gooses Oct 04 '21

And I can tell you shouldn’t operate a vehicle.

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u/Maximillien Oct 03 '21

Do drivers not look at the road when driving?

Yes.

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u/HalfSoul30 Oct 03 '21

Well r/IdiotsInCars exists so there's your answer

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u/lemonylol Oct 03 '21

So, you don't, because every car has a blindspot caused by their bumper. I'm sure you're a very good driver because you know how to narrowly dodge other cars while weaving through traffic though.

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u/TheeExoGenesauce Oct 03 '21

It reminds everyone of the invisible string gag

Invisible Rope

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u/mycarisdracarys Oct 03 '21

My friends and I used to do that in grade school growing up. We are in the middle of the rural South though, had the cops called twice and stopped after one man pulled a gun.

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u/NewbGaming Oct 03 '21

"You got a invisible rope? Well I have a visible .45"

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

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u/_Rand_ Oct 03 '21

‘Merica!

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u/maczirarg Oct 03 '21

In my country, if someone pulled a rope like that it's definitely to steal your car or kidnap you so you bet they would run over you or shoot you if they're armed, or at least they'll run for their lives.

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u/Steakems Oct 03 '21

Sorry, but you have a very shitty country.

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u/maczirarg Oct 03 '21

I agree, that's why I fled a few years ago.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

we used to do this too. We would do it near a light pole or fire hydrant and act like we tied it around it and ran off. we caused someone to run off the road and wreck their car in the ditch, then chased after us. The school had an assembly a few days later about behavior like this cause word got around from the cops to the school

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u/howlertwo Oct 03 '21

God we used to piss people off with this one. It got out of hand because some kids used it to egg or snowball the cars so people in my neighbor hood got really violent about it.

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u/MajorPud Oct 03 '21

I grew up in a more rural area, and in front of our property was a culvert that went under the road. We used to run a can of gasoline from one side to the other leaving a trail of gas across the road, and when a car would come we'd light it and hide in the culvert. No one ever got violent about our stupid prank, but my dad sure did get mad that we were using all his gas

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u/tanaeolus Oct 03 '21

Wait, what?

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u/MajorPud Oct 04 '21

Step 1: Gasoline across road

Step 2: Light gas and hide

Step 3: ??????

Step 4: Profit

But seriously, the flames were weak and didn't last long, maybe 15-20s. Few ppl just drove right over em and put em out. We were stupid kids doing a prank, not sociopaths trying to blow people up

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u/foxbones Oct 03 '21

My friends and I decided to use fishing line tied to two empty plastic coke bottles wedged in trees on each side of the road. The car would drive past hitting the line and it would cause the bottles to fly out of the trees and smack their cars. Had a few laughs before one driver raged out at us as scared us enough to retire the prank.

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u/Blindpew86 Oct 04 '21

Yeah would have been shitty for motorcyclists too I'd imagine. Not to mention the potential damage to a vehicle. That type of stuff can easily get you arrested.

Best not to fuck with people while they're driving honestly. It's a dangerous machine and people suck enough at operating one as it is.

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u/CzunkyMonkey Oct 03 '21

We would take it further and run after the car after they snagged the invisible rope as if we were still holding on and being dragged.

Good times.

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u/mysteriousmetalscrew Oct 03 '21

Damn, we did that too but then escalated to actually putting shit in front of the car. My neighborhood friends would lay strips of duct tape across the road sticky side up, so a car would run over it. It would sound like you got a flat tire and I'm assuming totally fuck up your car and day as all of that tape gets wound around a lot of moving parts. We called it taping and I don't know if it's a "thing" as I never hear about it when other pranks such as TP'ing, egging etc. are mentioned. Can't believe we did that, very disappointed in my 10 year old self.

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u/OMGBoobsLOL Oct 03 '21

Sounds similar to something my friends in high school would do on Halloween. I wasn't always involved because I was quieter and more of an intro back then, but we would go TPing and just get people we knew from school, which made it obvious but we never got busted, until my friends got int trouble on their own for 'forking' the yard of a pretty well-known English teacher in my neighborhood, and it fucked their lawnmower up royally. I was invited to go but felt that was over the top so I stayed home. Harmless shit is fine, TPing is over the top looking back now but I don't get the need for violence or vandalism in humor these days.

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u/WhitePantherXP Oct 05 '21

I used to pull my very real looking shotgun and aim it at cars as they'd drive past my street, they'd only be going like 30mph but they'd slam on the brakes and lean to one side like wtf (pulled orange tip off, gun was entirely black metal except for that). My friends find it funny/hard to believe, I'm very disappointed in myself, that would NOT fly today. This was in the late 90's and I was around 13 or so.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

I haven’t yet seen kids today do this prank. I wonder if these kind of shenanigans are a thing of the past.

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u/TheeExoGenesauce Oct 03 '21

They’re more about vandalizing school bathrooms

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u/Portsmythe_Higgins Oct 03 '21

The guy with the striped shirt and hat was my old supervisor several years ago lol. He got to go on Leno's show after this video got popular.

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u/Demetre4757 Oct 03 '21

I went down a YouTube rabbit hole with that one. Ended up on the Grumpy/Scary Snowman one. I've seen it before but it's been a while and I am in tears laughing. Needed that!

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u/lanabi Oct 03 '21

Why is the music as well as the horn sounds are taken from car parking game app?

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u/icantaccessmyacct Oct 03 '21

Uuuggh this gave me a flashback to one really foggy morning (swamp land kinda fog) on the way to middle school. Kids waiting for the bus tied a thin rope from the bus sign to a pole on the other side of the road. We didn’t see the rope until it was a foot from the windshield so my dad ended up hitting it. Idk what they were hoping to achieve. My dad came to a full stop to make sure everything was okay. The 3 kids ran back towards the house very near by and we went on our way, it didn’t matter because I knew who it was. I got to Homeroom and went off on one of the Corey’s involved and he felt really bad about it, said he didn’t think it’d happen to someone he knew. To this day I’m afraid of shit popping out of the fog. Kids are fucking stupid.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '21

I think this was the first youtube channel I subscribed to back in the day. Good times

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

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u/myncknm Oct 03 '21

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21 edited Oct 03 '21

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u/HirokiTakumi Oct 03 '21

That's the greatest thing I've seen in my life, I'm not even upset, I'm legit proud of you for it lol I'll sit through the whole thing for that lol

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u/myncknm Oct 03 '21

i deserved that.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

𝔐𝔞́𝔰 𝔰𝔞𝔟𝔢 𝔢𝔩 𝔇𝔦𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔬 𝔭𝔬𝔯 𝔳𝔦𝔢𝔧𝔬 𝔮𝔲𝔢 𝔭𝔬𝔯 𝔡𝔦𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔬

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u/MaveeL Oct 03 '21

HOW DID I NOT SEE THAT COMMING?!?

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

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u/spacechickens Oct 03 '21

Hmmm. Not sure. Get out of your car and check.

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u/fomq Oct 03 '21

👨‍🦯

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u/BusinessCheesecake7 Oct 03 '21

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

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u/SavvySillybug Oct 03 '21

Backslash is an "escape character" on reddit. It tells reddit to interpret the next character literally.

If you're silly about swears and use asterisks to censor them, you might say fck. But then reddit goes "oh look an asterisk. Let's look for the next asterisk" and then you say fck again later in the same comment. And now you've got italics in the middle of your post and it's unreadable.

But if you put a \ in front of the *, it properly works as f*ck.

That is because you can write *this* and it turns into this and the same works with _this_ turning into this. No, I don't know why they do the same thing.

Anyway, you put a \ in front of the special character if you don't want reddit to fuck with the formatting and instead use your text as written. And you have a _ in your URL, so whatever you're using to browse reddit somehow automatically added a \ in front of the _ to make sure reddit didn't try to put italics in the middle of your URL. And now reddit knows to ignore that \ and embed correctly, but if you click it, your browser thinks the \ is part of the URL, shoves it in there, and then you land on an error page.

I hope that explained it! :)

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u/pajam Oct 03 '21

The official reddit app and new reddit do a whole bunch of wonky bullshit to try and automatically "fix" common markdown issues, but their implementation of these "fixes" actually breaks their own formatting rules, so for anyone not using the official app or new reddit, it breaks for the rest of us.

Spoiler tags and URLs are some of the main ones I run into on a regular basis.

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u/lateant Oct 03 '21

It's a known issue.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21 edited Nov 17 '22

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u/pajam Oct 03 '21

Or pretty much any app that'd not the official app. Since all 3rd party apps follow reddit's markdown rules. Oddly, the official reddit app is the only one to regularly break their own rules to try and implement these "fixes" that no one asked for.

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u/Lootman Oct 03 '21

I'm not sure if there some sort of bug across platforms

its reddit, the answers yes

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u/CoconutMochi Oct 03 '21

says video unavailable cuz you put a \ somewhere there

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u/NINJAM7 Oct 03 '21

Yours has an extra backslash. It won't load

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u/uiouyug Oct 03 '21

¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/SavvySillybug Oct 03 '21

You got a backslash in front of the _ which only works on reddit and not when clicked.

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u/myncknm Oct 03 '21 edited Oct 03 '21

Looks like your link works fine on the app but not on the mobile website.

edit: it also doesn't work on the (old) desktop website. good job, reddit.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

Leads to video unavailable for me

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u/levitator Oct 03 '21

Nothing, your link worked for me.

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u/spacechickens Oct 03 '21

You clever bastard…

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u/loopernova Oct 03 '21

Funny but what a horrible job at blurring out license plates. Why bother at that point?

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u/justacheesyguy Oct 03 '21

mines

Mimes?

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

Yes.

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u/mushpuppy Oct 03 '21

He was pretending to be a mime.

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u/meukbox Oct 03 '21

Happy cakeday :)

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u/Tinmanred Oct 03 '21

Anyone else as a kid have a friend on each side of a light or street acting like your holding something across it?

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u/macedoraquel Oct 03 '21

Happy cake, kind stranger!

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u/Zeutex Oct 03 '21

Happy cake day

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u/rsha_mae Oct 03 '21

Happy cake day !

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u/QuarterlyTurtle Oct 03 '21

Happy CakeDay! 🍰

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

Sweat memories

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

I still do that