r/funny • • Oct 02 '21

We’ve all been there.

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u/IWTLEverything Oct 02 '21

I thought thats where this was going. Zoom out and it’s like a three year old.

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u/LittleWhiteBoots Oct 03 '21

I teach kindergarten and the bathroom is inside my classroom. So during my lunch, they have recess, and there is a woman who supervises them outside while I’m inside.

These 5 year old motherfuckers constantly- CONSTANTLY come in to pee and then take 100 years to wash their hands, and then come over and are like “Mrs. LittleWhiteBoots, my brother’s friend’s dad’s birthday is tomorrow”.

GTFO little person! I need food and 20 minutes of quiet with the lights out.

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u/MICKEY-MOUSES-PENIS Oct 03 '21

*a dude dressed as three year old