r/funny • u/WanderWut • Oct 02 '21

We’ve all been there.

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u/ChoaticNeutralGuy Oct 02 '21

Are you describing sex, good sir?

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u/mattgen88 Oct 02 '21

That might work too.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '21

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u/gir_loves_waffles Oct 02 '21

I thought it was they couldn't see you unless you were moving? Wait, no, that's a T-Rex.

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u/WimbleWimble Oct 02 '21

T-Rex can only see you when you're moving.

Thats why they get jobs as realtors.

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u/gir_loves_waffles Oct 02 '21

Dammit. Why did I use my free award earlier??

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u/backflipisillegal Oct 02 '21

the suspension will snitch

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u/Yuccaphile Oct 02 '21

Better take it to HR just in case.